Calling in Dick
Sorry, Boss
About your loss
I know you're understaffed
But today
I will stay
At home to pound some shaft
It sucks
But I fucks
And prefer my husband's prick
So today
[Hate to say]
I'm calling in dick
[Inspired by Shel Silverstien]
Sorry, Boss
About your loss
I know you're understaffed
But today
I will stay
At home to pound some shaft
It sucks
But I fucks
And prefer my husband's prick
So today
[Hate to say]
I'm calling in dick
[Inspired by Shel Silverstien]
Hello new [& existing] Patients. It's so good to have you.
Safety is THE most important part of this work. Without it, we cannot explore things that may otherwise be unsafe [or just sexy]. I will NEVER attempt to meet you in person, ask you for money or ask to do ...
I need to make a Quinn audio and THEN I can open these :)
I ****ing love this story
[w/o the sexy underbed]
2024-09-25 07:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post[told you it was gunna get weird]
ideally, this would be in a woman's voice but my talents are limited
[words may not be an exact match as below]*
*see writers, I do it to myself too
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I am the Old One. Submit
Bow. Kneel. Pre...
2024-09-25 07:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis is from an album called Stone Fruit Melodies where each song is inspired a Stone fruit. The whole album really slaps. Worth a front to back listen, at least once
2024-09-25 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Muses
Happy drop day - nothing from the Doc today
[re: the book]
What would you like to read poems about?
What magical/filthy/toxic/wonderful moment would you'd love to see explored?
What's your favorite word?
What's your favorite "boring" thing?
I'm t...
I do, in fact, love Pina Coladas [heavy on the coconut, please]
And rain can be ideal, but I fear the conditions are rather limited.
But
A more suitable question would be do you like to get fucked in the ass while we make eye contact in the mirror?
Or getting caught masturbating a...
A familiar pen/voice has been officially added to The Clinic as a lurker and [potential] occasional commenter
A sort of trial run, if you will
Testing the waters, as it were.
Now, do behave
[within reason]
**clarity for safety purposes - Flynn has ...
EDIT: Back on Sale! Will still hold some extras just in case but these baddies are available again!
[Patreon Exclusive LIMITED Merch]
Due to [numerous boring reasons] we only have 39 of these baddies available so these are for Patreon members only. First come, firs...
sometimes shit just has to be made, namsayin? like - I NEEDED to make this [lolz]
it's not a ramble even though no there's nothing [cut] it'ssss more of an insight [FUCK I LOVE IT]
every time it's a [ffffucking] ceremony or maybe just an [expression] of how the urge to lick your ...
2024-09-22 20:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post**Next is Prompt #4 [Describe your first kiss in third-person-omniscient]**
[Always remember lying is an option]
The Tattooed Lady [by Flynn]
Flynn loved women of all sh...
I chat about myself [ugh] on the In Our Ears podcast. Thanks to Lauren & Dee for this.
[this job is very strange - thank you all for your support]
2024-09-22 17:39:18 +0000 UTC View PostBaeBee is a small one who is chaotic good. BaeBee often wears a pink bow, but is seen without it here [that's because of the chaos].
BaeBee likes to be smushed and has CFS [cute face syndrome] and it too cute and roundy.
I'm at a party and the room is split and it's getting ugly
[please keep it relatively civil]*
*if you can
2024-09-21 23:52:46 +0000 UTC View PostFran Bow
Disturbing in a whole lot of ways. Very dark. Deals with a plethora of sensitive topics through the eyes of a child which eases the potency a bit. Played this with NJ and we loved it. A modern, horror Alice in Wonderland. Fucked up. A point & cli...
Finally did it!
This will live on Patreon from now on. Is 30 minutes a good chunk of time or do y'all want future ones longer? This seemed like a good spot to end since so little happened save some plot reminders.
This will be easier to keep up with this way. We'll aim ...
[w00t]
If you sent a script and didn't hear from me today it was a mistake - please reach out :)
We're booked through January for Quinn drops! You're welcome to submit more for Quinn but they will be up February 2025 at the earliest.
Moving ahead, Patreon-bound scripts w...
Here I am thinking how great it is to turn in an audio 3 days early and BAM you're a pirate eating pussy 72 hours ahead of schedule. This is about as hot off the presses as it gets!
I don't want to say too much about this one as it is part of a collection in a group project [check out ...
My room in college was the VIP/weed room. One time we had about 20 people crammed in there and this song came on shuffle. I told everyone to stay silent while it played. One guy started talking so I paused the music, kicked him out of the entire party and started the song over. No one spoke ...
2024-09-16 17:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostHe kissed my neck and said something like, “I want to grow old with you” and I sighed loudly at the corniness of it all. “How about I want to fill you with my cum every day for the rest of our lives?” Ah, there we are. That’s my good boy. He already knew to reach for the rope cuffs.
...
[for those on the Hand Tier, Booner may hold some extra sentimental value]
[also quick note on SCRIPT SUBMISSIONS - I had to push back reading scripts again but will 1000-million percent do it this week - I will cancel other shit if I have to. Thank you for your patience]<...
2024-09-15 17:45:31 +0000 UTC View Post[You see]
I am my own universe
I am this complex & incredible system that can function independently of you
[I know this because I have before]
and - like so many complex systems before me - no one quite knows how I run
[Not even I]
So, pardon me if I am mystified by your m...
When you put your hands on me there's this exchange of power. I may ask [tell] you where to touch me, but if you refuse the illusion is shattered.
I couldn't see a damm thing. Only a couple mic bumps [which is a miracle]. I thought the shape of your tits/ass/stomach/thighs were my fa...