Calling in Dick
Added 2024-09-26 15:27:28 +0000 UTCSorry, Boss
About your loss
I know you're understaffed
But today
I will stay
At home to pound some shaft
It sucks
But I fucks
And prefer my husband's prick
So today
[Hate to say]
I'm calling in dick
[Inspired by Shel Silverstien]
Comments
Turn my sick days into dick days
Sonya
2024-10-01 05:14:43 +0000 UTCHe wrote/drew a lot for playboy.
MJ
2024-09-27 02:15:38 +0000 UTCLove this!
Carrie A (Earserosera)
2024-09-26 19:32:48 +0000 UTCDirty Shel Silverstien 💜
Jessica
2024-09-26 17:54:19 +0000 UTCBrilliant! Will my boss buy this, is the question? She's a nurse, so maybe I can use some kind of basic human needs model to sell her this.... Where on Maslow's pyramid would I find "dick"? Hmm, up there with self-actualisation...
Katakora
2024-09-26 16:50:17 +0000 UTCToday has been chaos. I might save this for Monday so I can have a long weekend 😂
Norah
2024-09-26 16:35:36 +0000 UTCThe temptation to use this is too damned high 🤣
LadyTheGray
2024-09-26 16:28:13 +0000 UTCWell… Shel was my favorite poet as a child. I assume this poem comes with a dr’s note?
Julie Ludeman
2024-09-26 16:22:26 +0000 UTCShel also wrote for Frank Zappa. They would have laughed heartily. 10/10
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-09-26 16:16:52 +0000 UTCOh this is wonderful. 😂❤️
Sybil ❄️
2024-09-26 16:14:47 +0000 UTCDidn’t Shel write for Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show? Pretty sure he’d approve of this. 😉
Analise
2024-09-26 16:08:23 +0000 UTC
