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Surprise Pirate Audio!

Here I am thinking how great it is to turn in an audio 3 days early and BAM you're a pirate eating pussy 72 hours ahead of schedule. This is about as hot off the presses as it gets!

I don't want to say too much about this one as it is part of a collection in a group project [check out Project Eye Patch on Insta] but I will say I really like this shanty.

I have a friend who sings pirate shanties professionally [yup - you read that correctly] and he helped me with the melody.

This week is all about catching up. Reading scripts and writing Cameos tomorrow. Should have a schedule by Thursday/Friday. If Quinn doesn't want part 3 of the Murdered Madame, then it'll drop here. My last day off was August 28th but I am LIVING THE DREAM BABY [I'm OMW to buy weed - don't worry about it]

And then you're all mine for the last bit of September.

[Let's get weird]

Side note: 40 poems of 69 finished. While I do think 69 is an admirable goal, 50 is just so tempting... but 69... so much... funnier... we'll see :)

Edit: myth afficionados will appreciate my siren being winged and not a mermaid

Surprise Pirate Audio!

Comments

I enjoy your work so much, Doc! This was sooooo good!

Sybil ❄️

We definitely need autographed versions!

Pinkprincess_

is it weird to say that this is what I was going for with the song lyrics?

Ray Purchase

Hi, Irish pirateRapture on Quinn, you dropped this 🔱 Fuck right off the plank, will you please, and come on in, the water’s warm. Excellent, excellent, excellent 🎯🎶

caroscope

Okay after listening to it, it’s kind of giving an intro/opening scene to the *freakiest* open-world game ever

Jay

I’m not sure it a bad thing if poetry book takes a little longer. It could be a great gift for the holidays… as in I can have an excuse to buy multiple copies. 😂 (Options for personalized note and autographed versions too please!)

Catherine

What's the weed equivalent of cheers? Anyway, that! 🌬️

EmmieLouLou85

Right? He’s so fucking talented. What can’t he do? (Apparently admit it to himself. 🙄Please quit boiling it down to being lucky, old man.)

Catherine

Sighhhhhhhhh 🏴‍☠️ 🥰

Donna

I really liked this one! The shanty is gorgeous. The waves and the creaking are immersive and relaxing - I kid you not, I closed my eyes and could smell the sea, could taste the salt on my tongue. I love how brains work. I love how you work.

Beatriz

Fabulous job, as always! I know I sound like a broken record when I say this, but truly- Thank you for sharing your talents with us. The smut part is great, but I’m always blown away by your stories. You’re just a hella talented dude. Also - why did my guidance counselor in high school not tell me that professional pirate shanty singer was a career option? Way more fun than finance.

meg

The singing 😍! I loved that! And the accent?!! Yessss!

Erica Jordan

My relationship with my first serious boyfriend was extremely rocky for a lot of reasons, one of them being he was a momma’s boy. She was overbearing and demanding of him, to say it politely. After we broke things off he married a lovely woman and we became close friends. When she was pregnant with their first child, I asked if she had any names in mind. “Lorelei, if it’s a girl,” she told me. “Wait, like the name of the beautiful creature who lures sailors to their death?” “Yes,” she said, with a huge smile. “Ohhhh his mom is gonna HATE that.” “I know. 😁”

MJ


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