Which is the better food to SQUISH
Added 2024-09-21 23:52:46 +0000 UTCI'm at a party and the room is split and it's getting ugly
[please keep it relatively civil]*
*if you can
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I’m on that hill with you #solidarity
Khatira Ayesha
2024-09-22 17:14:10 +0000 UTCI have 0 idea what are you talking about but i’m sure it’s about food, and i’m drooling. Yum.
girlwithpaperclips
2024-09-22 11:04:21 +0000 UTCI’d completely forgotten about the time a friend in high school thought that there was boba in the grass outside of school. For whatever reason she decided that she wanted to pick it up only to realize it was in fact deer poop. 🤣
Catherine
2024-09-22 10:03:33 +0000 UTCWalks into the deserted ward the next morning… what… what happened here? Why are there SQUISHED boba balls and CRUSHED crackers strewn everywhere…? And who’s going to clean up this mess?
Andlikewaterlilies
2024-09-22 09:32:23 +0000 UTCListen, saltines and crackers are crushed - not squished. And I will die on that hill.
thedumpsterfire
2024-09-22 09:13:13 +0000 UTCI’m too newly awake to think of anything funny and also too Swedish to know what the products are, that you’re talking about…. 🤔 🤷🏼♀️ I just want to be a part of it!!
Peaking_Pam
2024-09-22 05:24:31 +0000 UTCHoly controversies Batgirl!!!! I was just checking in on my way out and THIS is how I find you!?! doc. Was your party that boring that you had to come play in the clinic Or Are you so invested in the clinic that you want all your [real] friends to join in? Just asking And yes. Pics or video for scientific purposes is definitely required. We are a merry scientific bunch of patients and you know that🤓🧚♀️
Mare
2024-09-22 02:39:11 +0000 UTCThe one thing that's obvious from this whole conversation is how exciting Saturday nights we have 😂
Vicky
2024-09-22 02:16:15 +0000 UTCStanding Ovation. Come on y'all. Problem solved.
Jamie
2024-09-22 01:40:37 +0000 UTCThe real question is - how have we gotten this far into the discussion without a proposal of a Patrient walkout unless our dear drR provides us with hand videos of squishing said objects so we may appropriately formulate our response. FOR SCIENCE. *plays Newsies in the background*
Megan (mlgreads)
2024-09-22 01:34:33 +0000 UTCYep. You won.
Jamie
2024-09-22 01:08:43 +0000 UTCA handful of boba will just slip out of your fingers, pearls flying everywhere, with just a few little strays left in your fist for actual squishing. Which is then more like squishing a small smear of toothpaste. Entirely unsatisfying! A handful of Ritz crackers will stay put in your fist as you slowly tighten it, crunching and compressing like snow with medium water content. (The perfect kind). It feels and sounds like magic. Saltines are entirely different than Ritz and should not be included together in this poll. They have their uses, but are not made with enough butter to squish so satisfyingly. (They would be pokey and sharp in your fist.) After you've squished the Ritz, you can add more butter, maybe some sugar and you've got a delicious pie crust. Multipurpose! (No one wants to eat squished boba!)
Carrie A (Earserosera)
2024-09-22 01:04:57 +0000 UTCI can hear your evil laugh 🙄
Delicada19🫀
2024-09-22 01:02:27 +0000 UTCI tried so hard not to be controversial as this character and here we are I knew something would do it
Ray Purchase
2024-09-22 01:01:33 +0000 UTC
