1. On futureporn.net, patron status no longer takes 60 seconds to synchronize with Patreon. Instead, it synchronizes immediately, every time you log in.
Winter has been ice cold and I...
2026-01-17 21:27:11 +0000 UTC View PostI usually post a progress report on Patreon on the 15th of every month. If I'm late, that means something is wrong. I'm three days late this time because I'm a little burnt out, and my mental health hasn't been great.
Long story short, my parent's dog died and I've been sad about it.
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2025-12-18 19:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostIf money was good, I wouldn't be saying this, but that's not my reality. My money situation is dire, and I need to take action. I've taken down the IPFS cluster and am reclaiming its maintenance cost for improving Futureporn user experience.
This is a last ditch effort to save Futureporn. M...
2025-11-15 19:38:42 +0000 UTC View PostOr at least how I'm planning on solving them
This past month has been rough-- a mix of progress, setbacks, and financial chaos. I've made big strides on future.porn, but I've also hit some snags. The biggest one being money.
I've been pouring a lot of cash and energy...
2025-10-16 01:39:53 +0000 UTC View PostHi, it's me CJ_Clippy, author of futureporn.net and future.porn. Futureporn is a project to preserve lewdtuber history. This long-term project has been running for about four years, and we hope to continue for many more.
Today w...
2025-09-16 00:56:21 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys, lots of good news this month.
Futureporn.net (v1) has the VODs, but future.porn (v2) doesn't have the VODs. We're fixing this ...
2025-08-15 20:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm making good on my promises, starting with Lovense vibration sync. To make this work, I trained a YOLO11 machine learning model to scan individual video frames and detect when Lovense overlays appear...
2025-07-20 10:18:56 +0000 UTC View PostFutureporn 2.0 is here, and it’s better because it’s smaller, simpler, and focused.
future.porn gives patrons the ability to create vtubers and upload vods. Finally, this isn't just my project. This is...
2025-06-17 19:32:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Futureporn's software stack and I have been in an abusive relationship for years, and it's time to sever that relationship and replace it with a healthy one. This means we're going to see some changes in the website appearan...
2025-05-15 12:52:25 +0000 UTC View PostNo filters. No holding back. raw honesty time.
I'm burnt out. In the past several weeks, I've wanted to quit more than ever before. I've wanted to pull the plug and walk away, take advantage of the warming weather to ride my bicycle across the country.
But I can't do that, because I'...
2025-04-16 00:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostPreviously I was planning on removing IPFS entirely, but I've changed my mind after seeing the results of last month's poll. The overwhelming majority of visitors want IPFS and Torrents, not just one or the other! Going forward I will support both proto...
2025-03-15 20:16:27 +0000 UTC View PostI'm building the next generation of Futureporn.net to include automated VOD processing, torrent creation, and HTTP live streaming (HLS).
Soon, patrons will be able to upload their VODs to Futureporn and we will build the ar...
2025-02-16 05:10:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. January is a great time to reflect and make resolutions. After a lot of thinking, I realize I've spent the past 6 months trying to push an update that is impossible to produce. There were layers of complexity of hastily designed prototypes. There were fragments of bespoke, deprecated in...
2025-01-15 03:47:12 +0000 UTC View PostGuys I'm depressed. It's winter and many days are too wet and cold to ride my bicycle (my favorite activity). It's only going to get colder and there's going to be more ice and snow. Cabin fever. Some days all I can do is jog circles in my apartment to keep myself from going crazy. I never enjoy ...
2024-12-15 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Big update in the works! Here's what I've been working on and what's coming down the pike.
The past several months have involved deleting a lot of unnecessary parts to reduce snags and pain points. I've made the difficult choice of switching from Strapi Content Management System to Postgres...
2024-11-15 01:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone, it's that time of the month where I post what I've been working on and how things are coming along.
A big focus of 2024 has been improving my skills and knowledge in distributed systems and microservices infrastructure. I'm to the point where I'm confident to start deploying wh...
2024-10-15 21:45:37 +0000 UTC View PostI occasionally find myself in disbelief about things that have happened. Not too long ago, I was living an aimless life. I knew I enjoyed software development but I kept working jobs that were completely unrelated to my talents. On a long walk after quitting yet another u...
2024-09-15 13:15:34 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a bug where visitors received an error when they tried to tag a video. This bug has been squashed, and visitors can create tags.
Stream...
2024-06-15 17:10:34 +0000 UTC View PostI spend a lot of time thinking about how I can improve Futureporn. Money is an easy solution I often consider, but lately I've been focusing elsewhere. I heard something from an entrepreneur about three types of capital.
Financial capital
Skills capita...
2024-05-15 04:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostI got a lot off my chest last month when I wrote about my money problems. I wanted to extend a sincere thank you for listening, reading, commenting, and supporting financially. I'm just a guy here making a VTuber website on the internet and I'm uplifted by what you do. Thank you.
When I'm s...
2024-04-15 11:37:07 +0000 UTC View PostFutureporn is an unofficial, fan-made NSFW archive of Lewdtuber livestreams. Originally started as a ProjektMelody-only library, the mission has expanded to become the Galaxy's Best VTuber Hentai site.
This mission has been fraught with peril. I've been banned from at least 3 cloud hosting ...
2024-03-15 10:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostIt's amazing just how much WORK goes into making a video site. This is not a complaint (I like this work) but I sometimes have to take a step back and appreciate websites like youtube that do incredible amounts of work behind the scenes.
A lot of work has been going...
2024-02-15 06:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for your continued support! I have been fervently working towards delivering new features that have been funded. Presently, I'm working on adding multiple VTubers.
Here's a sneak peek at the new Streams Archive page.
2024-01-15 00:09:51 +0000 UTC
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Futureporn started in December 2020. Originally it was a very simple webpage that could only serve one or two visitors at a time. I went on a journey to redesign and I've been iterating on the website ever since.
It's been one hell of a ride and I hope to continue for as lo...
2023-12-15 00:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post2023 for me has been one personal financial crisis after another, and I'm really struggling. I have wanted to give up on so many occasions, but the dream keeps me going.
I need help, but I won't beg. I will work harder and provide more value.
Part of that...
2023-11-16 05:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostBugfixes and system reliability improvements.
Futureporn has become quite a complex system. There is a f...
2023-10-15 22:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! I'm preparing to release a major update to the website which is setting the stage for a multi-lewdtuber future. This update is a complete redesign of the existing frontend, migrating to a more robust web framework. I'm planning on releasing the update on Monday, September 18th. Here is ...
2023-09-16 06:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostA quick update on the past 30 days of Futureporn development, and a look at what's coming next. I got sick and had to spend almost two weeks in bed recovering, followed by a refreshing four day vacation for my brother's wedding. No tangible website updates this month, but there's plenty in the wo...
2023-08-15 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis month brings new backend upgrades that will help Futureporn scale. gw.futureporn.net is back, this time as an IPFS gateway exclusively for patrons. The website's video player will automatically choose this gateway for logged-in patrons when no CDN video is available.
To make gw.futurep...
2023-07-15 19:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, the much requested tags update! This feature adds tagging and timestamping capabilities. With this new feature, finding special moments in vods will become easier than ever.
Tags and ti...
2023-06-15 11:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post