Hello, my lovelies!
On the off-chance that you don't see it on my Tumblr, I just posted my full commission information there. If you ever have interest in commissioning a work, be it short or long, check it out!
2018-01-31 03:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
So, January is coming to a close. I have just about finished both the Bonus Pairing and Honeymoon Manor Ch. 1—they'll be posted in a double-header tomorrow, and uploaded for public consumption within the next couple weeks! I don't know how I did it, but barring Jeff Bezos's p...
2018-01-31 01:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my $3 lovelies! I'm just here to take a brief li'l poll. Let me know your thoughts on these ideas!
Senya's Sweet Valentine: There is another fey on the Ranch rarely mentioned—the chef! Bobbin might claim credit, but what Senya doesn't know is that he's already had an encounter wi...
2018-01-27 06:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Thought I'd get in ahead of the curve. As an update on the long-awaited December alt-ending, I plan to have it in this February, once I've got these last two bonus-length January stories completed.
In the meantime, it's time to start building the March Bonus Pairing Poll, which...
2018-01-27 02:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! It's that time again. February will be an interesting month, and we'll see if it's possible to hit 5 chapters with the shorter timeframe. The Bonus Pairing might end up being late.
It's been a fun week for me—lots of talk about collaborations, and some truly delightful commis...
2018-01-26 10:04:37 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a messenger receives a slippery welcome, Bobbin provides a straight answer, and Senya receives a nighttime visitor amid some sweet dreams.
2018-01-26 09:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Senya faces off once again against the holstaur known as "Mommy"—and puts up a fight. Meanwhile, something else of interest takes place.
2018-01-19 12:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I have a little question for my $3 pledgers tonight—I've been thinking about doing a Valentine's Day story, but I know that we generally prefer my work on established plotlines and characters to the one-shots. On the other hand, the one-shot affords more room for creativity and...
2018-01-19 04:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! It's that time again. I know everyone's still waiting for the December alt-ending (trust me, it's on my list, but I'm trying to restore basic schedule regularity first!), but in the meantime, it's time to start building the January Bonus Pairing Poll, which will go up around the ...
2018-01-13 09:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Senya begins his investigations into the Ranch, pays a second visit to Brigitte, and goes for a walk with some slightly confused fairies.
This was an interesting one to write, but extremely challenging—particularly the scene with Brigitte. I'm really interested to hear your tho...
2018-01-12 12:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! A brief state-of-the-union address:
So you've probably noticed that there wasn't an update last week,aside from the collaboration. There won't be an update this week, either. Like I said, classes are starting, so this is a time of schedule adjustments.
I remain as confide...
2018-01-10 09:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostWoe upon woes, I snipped off a segment of Ricard's introduction in my upload! Here's the fixed version.
2017-12-31 00:53:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Honeymoon Manor—the collaboration I've been working on with the phantasmally skilled Carol_J, whose Patreon you should all head to yesterday and pledge all of the money—h...
2017-12-30 09:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostY'know I was gonna apologize for the title but yesterday was my birthday darnit I deserve this.
This was a special paid commission from one of my lovely readers, but it is essentially canon.
In which Illetrys seeks her final revenge on Larya and Alrek—using a sinister...
2017-12-27 12:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! This is the second of three posts of the night. The Alternate Ending for December's Bonus Pairing, Labyrinth of Lights, will be up within 2017, but in the meantime, it's time to choose for the new year!
"Mommy" vs. "Master": Set in the past of Monstrous Ranch,...
2017-12-27 08:39:07 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies, and season's greetings!
I hope you're all having some wonderful holidays, if the holidays are your jam. If they aren't, I hope you have some wonderful jam! If jam isn't your jam, well, I don't know what to tell you.
2017 was a pretty amazing year for me. ...
2017-12-27 08:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostHot damn! This one came out long. I was a bit cocky with this story, and because of that, the alternate ending might be a week or more late—busy holiday season for me! There's another extra-long story on its way!
Anyways, here's the fifth Bonus Pairing, Labyrinth of Lights:
In...
2017-12-20 12:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that whole thing about patreon changing its payment structure?
They backed down.
Thank you to everyone who stuck with me (meaning almost all of you—I am fantastically blessed, if you'll pardon the religiosity!) and thank you especially to everyone who messaged Patreon to complain!...
2017-12-13 21:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! The collaboration with CarolJ (here's a sample of their fantastic work) is well underway. Attached is the main excerpt ...
2017-12-13 11:47:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my lovelies! Bit of a double-header tonight. First, we're back on Tumblr with a story about being undone by mere licks, and how hypnotists use their old pets to break new pets in.
Second, Monstrous Ranch 14 2017-12-10 10:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my lovelies! I know I've kinda been a flurry of posts lately, but this one's just for the $3 crowd. Thanks again! You're the folks who help pay for my hot chocolate and marshmallows (and also the rest of what my roommate and I eat).
The December Bonus Pairing (featuring Alrek vs. the lovely...
2017-12-09 06:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostLarya Nuptuel's life began in a rough region to love nature in: The Sagebrush. A chilly, arid desert just west of the Kingdom of the Chosen, the Sagebrush is largely settled by two mortal groups: The native skittergoblins and a loose confederation of copper mine towns. The latter hail from a grea...
2017-12-08 05:23:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Sorry this took so long—one of our beloved birds died over finals week and I lost a full two days of productivity to it. :(
Glistening, Listening has been posted on Literotica! Go...
2017-12-08 03:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies,. So as some of you might have heard, Patreon has recently decided to roll out some, uh, special changes. They seem determined to eliminate the $1 pledge as an option, and they're leaving it up to us, the creators, to explain it better. I'm not super stoked about this whole change...
2017-12-08 03:45:32 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! As this month grinds to a close, rest assured that I'll be making a proper post to thank everyone (THANK YOU!) for bringing us to $150 per update. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things this December.
In the meantime, though, here's the Bonus Pairing! This will be po...
2017-12-01 07:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little Vault tidbit for you all! Bonus Pairing Early Bird up tomorrow!
The Cloistered Lands, being a world full of bizarre fey and demons and daemons and undead and a weirdly diverse pool of creatures calling themselves "goblins", have a surprisingly narrow range of anim...
2017-11-30 07:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! This is a fairly basic entry: What sorts of non-erotic posts would you like to see next in the Goblin Vault? Feel free to vote more than once! And feel free to let me know if something in particular catches your interest!
Character Profiles: Rosters on minor ch...
2017-11-28 12:27:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there's good news and bad news. Here's the good news.
The bad news is that Project: Get A Buffer has hit what we'll call a stumbl...
2017-11-28 12:06:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I'm sorry if the hiatus is proving hard to bear—I'll be coming back in just a couple weeks! In the meantime, I hope to have this month's Bonus Pairing done by the end of what many of you call Turkey Weekend, or soon after!
Anyways, we have a lot of Bonus Pairing subm...
2017-11-21 06:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! This'll be the last charge for a while (thank you so much to those of you who've stayed on through November!). In case you missed the Early Bird: Suckled Surrender, in which Bobbin must employ ...
2017-11-03 07:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post