Welcome, šs, to your day of appreciation. Weāre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we always do two-man Halloween costumes. This year weāre going as a centaur! (Weāre both the man p...
2025-10-30 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
When I was a kid, I didn't read comics with any sort of regularity. Random issues midway through runs of series I'd never heard of would simply materialize periodically in unsorted piles, brought home b...
2025-10-29 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world's largest collection of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes! ...
2025-10-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're huntin' ladies with Dimitri Simakis! Don't worry, no ladies will be harmed in the making of this episode. None of this advice will ever work.
2025-10-29 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world's largest collection of Jerry Mag...
2025-10-29 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Curse Day! Iām dicked.
Iāve antagonized each corner of the coven, and itās one of those horror shapes with infinite angles. You know, a circle. This Halloween, Iām not worried about ...
2025-10-28 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
How often do you think about scarves? Stop. Don't answer that. I can tell you right now, it's not enough. It's recently come to my attention that scarves are the most important thing. The secret meaning...
2025-10-27 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but hereās the thing. I drew a bunch of spooky achromatic stuff for you this month and if I release it in November, itās gonna look...
2025-10-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostOH SHIT NEW PRODUCT ALERT, WEāVE DONE IT AGAIN!
Thatās right, once again weāve invented a completely new type of product. Remember when we introduced āpostersā as shirts for your walls? You all loved it! You wrote me letters sent to my personal address which, while terrifying, wer...
2025-10-25 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Growing up with broke parents meant two things: I was only hit with low quality pleather belts and most of our VHS tapes were copies of copies of copies that someone else recorded off of television. Mos...
2025-10-24 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A few months back, I celebrated Pride Month with 2025-10-23 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
So: you've died in Canada. And as the famous saying goes, when you die in Canada, you die in real life, bud. There are plenty of dignified ways to go in the Great White North: crushed by moose, run down...
2025-10-22 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch it.
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2025-10-22 11:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a good ol' fashioned Quaid-eatin' contest with your boy, Zak Koonce!
2025-10-22 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch ...
2025-10-22 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Earth might be round. I donāt tell new friends, it tends to throw off the tone. No point feeding the āpreachy Rounderā stereotype. But when Iāve known someone long enough to bond over shared hat...
2025-10-21 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the king of cult films, Roger Corman, ok, so he had a younger brother who was sort of the court jester of cult films. He wanted to make cheap films as quickly and dangerously as possible, whi...
2025-10-20 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThereās only one crew in town that can strengthen the Appalachian Honmoon, but you aināt gonna like the way they do it.
You wanna get wild? Okay, Iāll show you wild.
In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. 2025-10-20 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. 2025-10-20 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Be the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.
THERE IS A CRISIS! ON INFINITE BERKS! THAT IS SO MANY BERKS!
The year was 1995 and we thought we knew how to fuck.
We were wrong. Lubricate your yoni and look thr...
2025-10-17 12:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Back before fun was invented, one of the most popular video game franchises was Zork. Iām going off the assumption that not everyone knows this because itās 2025 and Iām no longer in a position to...
2025-10-16 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Paradise Lost, plus Reboot, minus Paradise Lost. I love this dead planet.
Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective sex toys. Michae...
2025-10-15 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're deficient in cute puns and dying from a lack of hunky buns, this game of Tidbits with Michael Swaim might keep you alive long enough to get the medical attention you need.
2025-10-15 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBack in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective ...
2025-10-15 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It used to be that you couldn't gamble on your phone while jacking off and smoking weed. You used to have to go places to do things in America: a casino, the adult bookstore, your weird dealer'...
2025-10-14 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
As the only certified alpha male at this website, itās my responsibility to talk to you about yankin' your hog until it bigger. This is science. I know you probably have a lot of questions. Is the gro...
2025-10-13 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostItās almost time to buy Christmas presents. Or holiday presents or whatever. Itās shopping season, that means you need to collect them all! There are two.
This week Iām talkin about 1900HOTD...
2025-10-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post