The A-Team was a perfect show. Wanted for a crime they didn't commit, they were a master of disguise, a guy who fucks, an unpredictable pilot, and the world's meanest van owner. In a single epi...
2025-11-21 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What if I told you that there was a movie in which comedy superstars narrated pop-culture parodies of very sexually-frustrated animals competing in an off-brand version of both the Winter and Summer Oly...
2025-11-20 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at the below screengrab and tell me the first thing you notice:
“That is a man showing off his...
2025-11-19 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostTwo words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.
Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS ...
2025-11-19 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTwo words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.
Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ...
2025-11-19 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I give VHS a fair shot? Dad had a VCR, so I thought of backwards violence by default. Then nude tapes o...
2025-11-18 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kool-Aid Man sure is known for having his adventures, some more notable than others. He even has a fu...
2025-11-17 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
I am writing this on my phone this week as I’m on an airplane, so I’m going to let PoxCo-GPT fill in most of it if that’s cool. I think it ...
2025-11-17 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselv...
2025-11-17 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be ...
2025-11-17 12:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostAnd get it done with your brain on Hot Dog.
This is what I feel like every Tuesday morning as soon as I open the site.
Which days make you feel like this? Hopefully all of them!
Today we're reading a children's book, and it's called…
… The Little Republican. But wai...
2025-11-14 13:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
CERN: Satan’s Playground is boilerplate conspiracy crap by a man whose brain is soup.
Itâ€...
2025-11-13 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks how we doing I know the tribbalations are piling up out here, hard sometimes to keep our chin ups isnt it? Maybe it aint very patriotic but I know for me as time passes i’m becoming more of ...
2025-11-12 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostJason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen.
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2025-11-12 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostJason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen.
Wow, I’m pissed already! Silver’s stronger than ever.
I found a new show on TikTok, and I've experienced a lifetime in its universe. I've lived, I've loved, I've welded. All of the most important things. There are 80 episodes of The Emperor Of Welding<...
2025-11-10 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostTroubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!
This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.
2025-11-08 19:00:11 +0000 UTC
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2025-11-07 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You could not do more to convince me that you have never played one second of a DOOM game than to write the four DOOM novels that were published in the 1990s. Alleged science fiction writers and probabl...
2025-11-06 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to our recurring nightmare. The world is cloaked in shadow. The left wants to give your children a free lunch instead of making them earn it in the bauxite mines, and the school menu is cri...
2025-11-05 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostPierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!
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2025-11-05 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostPierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!
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2025-11-05 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m in. Let’s get fucking paid.
2025-11-04 13:00:14 +0000 UTC
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What if I told you hot young H.G. Wells has to chase his best friend, hot young Jack the Ripper, through time in his newly invented time machine, and they might kiss. "Sign me up!" You would say, righ...
2025-11-03 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey, did you see that we sell postcards in our shop now? It’s neat!
For the past few months, we’ve ha...
2025-11-03 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.
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Robert will go to j...
2025-11-03 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.
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Rob...
2025-11-03 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostFirst thing you can give me is a break, because Brockway hates when we talk about the Patreon, but I don’t mind talking about it at all! And guess what I learned very recently: you can buy memberships for your friends 2025-11-01 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post