DarkMatter2525

Prostitute Dispute

Both women claim to be this baby's mother. In this part of the bible/video, only King Solomon is wise enough to determine who the real mother is.

1000 Sacrifices

King Solomon’s first chat with God occurs after Solomon sacrifices 1000 animals to Him, 1 Kings 3:4 (that’s the smaller of his sacrifices btw). At this point in my cartoon, the ancient version of PETA has something to say.

God's new toy "Lucifer"

God goes full Negan in the next animation.

"Morgan Freeman & Jeff Goldblum"

I had some difficulty with the voice acting of my next bible animation (King Solomon) due to an extremely sore throat that made me sound nothing like God and Jeffery (angel or Goldblum). I did, however, sound a bit like Morgan Freeman, so I wrote him into the script and did his lines before my throa...

Back to my roots

I started working on an old school God & Jeffery comedic bible video. This one will deal with King Solomon (played by "Jeff Goldblum"), and how the bible treats "wisdom". It starts with 1 Kings 3, and goes on from there (not fully written yet), and will include all the pertinent verses as with m...

Don't Expect A Terrible Hereafter

Please let me know if you'd like to see more purely secular type videos like this, or if you'd like to see more on the topic of religion. Either way, I want my videos to be a positive force in the world, making people think and/or laugh in a meaningful way.

Despite the short length of this animati...

Love Bird Painting

This is a painting I did in oil on canvas, back in 2006, which found a nice place in my next animation. Nobody has seen it except for close friends and family. It's nice that it can finally be seen by more people. I'm glad that you're here to see it now.

Opening Frame

This is the first frame of my next animation. Since this piece has no spoken words, I use the environment to help with the narrative. The neon sign has significance. The painting of the love birds has significance, as does the two missing tiles. The painting of the love birds is a real oil painting ...

Building a virtual city

I spent the last couple days designing buildings and constructing this city block for the final scene in my next animation. The close-ups in this animation aren't conducive to the simpler blocky buildings I usually use for more distant cityscapes, so I had to make more detailed buildings. I probably...

The End?

My next animation is well underway; this screencap is nearly halfway through the video. This will be another one of those animations that has a certain tone that I wish to end in a very specific way. As such, this will be one of those unique cases in which there will be nothing after the animation, ...

Animation in October

These are the characters for my next animation, called “Don’t Expect A Terrible Hereafter”. Can you find what's special about that title? Let me know if you figure it out. A friend of mine challenged me to make a meaningful video without a single line of dialogue, sort of like those Pixar shor...

Always Cry Wolf

Human beings often unite during tragedies, foregoing our petty differences. Imagine if we didn’t require the tragedy.

While "crying wolf" is considered bad, the title of this video refers to what happened at Yellowstone, and in that light, the title's meaning is "always strive for balance"....

Building Bridges

This is the 3rd of 3 posts tonight. This is also the final image I'm posting before the video is finally done. This animation is turning out to be way more work than I thought it would be, but I am pleased with it. There is even potential for it to become a series if it does well.

They've Come

This is the 2nd of 3 posts I'll be making tonight.

Stay Out of the City

Some things now lurk in the city, making it unfit for human beings. This image is 1 of 3 posts I'm making tonight. These are my final posts before the video will be released, as it's almost done.

Cannot Possibly Comprehend

“We understood as much about them as a deer in the woods understands about a human being.” In this part of the animation, the deer is watching a human do something that it cannot possibly comprehend. That same thing will be done to us, and we, like the deer, will not understand. You will, though...

Starship (angle 2 of 2)

Starship (angle 1 of 2)

This ship will be in my next animation (the same one with the goldfinch). It took me a day to create. I constructed it using six basic shapes: cube, cylinder, sphere, cone, pyramid, and torus. I used boolean operations to make those into more complex shapes. I also created textures with bump map eff...

An Example of My New Animation Techniques

I’ve been doing tons of research on animation techniques that I want to start incorporating. So far, I’ve had some success. In this short opening scene for my next animation, I used some new techniques on the bird. As you can see, it’s much better than my usual stuff. It was done completely fr...

You Can't Escape

This is the next animation of the "Power Corrupts" series, specifically Episode 8. There were so many technical difficulties in this one. I'm really glad I was able to finish it this month, but I almost couldn't. It required a lot of late night render sessions.

Like my previous animations, the tit...

An Old Enemy Returns

Jeffery is out of Yahweh's universe, and he shares his experience with the world, but Yahweh isn't done with him - or the world...yet. I'm hoping this animation will be ready in August. Then, I plan to resume work on "Harvest of Useful Idiots" and an unrelated comedy short.

The near future of DarkMatter2525 & nipping cancer in the bud

The animation I have been working on, called “Harvest of Useful Idiots”, is way too big to finish anytime soon. That is looking like an eighteen minute animation, my longest ever, which requires me to draw and animate an enormous amount of assets. I hope to finish it in September. I don't want m...

Utopia

It is said our woes end there, so we remain ever vigilant for that tower upon the horizon. The vehicle is religious, but the passenger is political, taking us all for a ride. Please forgive my intentional vagueness, but I don't want to give away too much. Though this animation will be unique, it wil...

United Megamobilous

As you may have read in my last post, I wrote a short story that I've been thinking of converting into an animation. This image is my first foray into that endeavor.

There's a civilization that is based on reaching something ("something" is all I'll say about that for now), and their entire sense ...

Harvest of Useful Idiots

I wrote a short story called “Harvest of Useful Idiots” that might result in a really great animation, or it could be awful. It’s hard to tell at this stage. I like the story, but it’s four full pages of narration (think around 12 minutes of YouTube real estate), and I’m very afraid of it ...

If Muhammad Replaced Trump

Thanks for your ideas and encouragement. Some of you gave me some good ideas, which I gladly used in the animation (Eric Sage gave me some funny ideas regarding the mask). An ex-Muslim, IntrovertedSmiles, helped me with the verses, and I wanted to give him a shout out at the end of the video. I didn...

Hillary

Also, check out my previous post to see Trumphammad.

Trumphammad

Muhammad's Trump disguise is super effective.

Muhammad Trump

I had an idea for a funny cartoon. It is not my desire to offend a lot of people, but I suspect that will happen if I make this thing. The question is, should I let that affect what I think should be said? No. I don’t think it should. Of course you might be wondering why I would even entertain suc...

Unexpected God

It’s finally done! This is probably one of my most “cinematic” animations to date. I’m really happy with how it turned out, and I hope you are as well. Prepare for multiple dramatic twists at the end. I think a lot of religious people understand that people (subconsciously or not) use the na...