Scathing Atheist 349 Script
Sing along at home. (Bouncing ball not included)
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ScathingAtheist 349: John Wicca Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken.
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D&D Minus: Episode TWO
Our heros enter the lair of the black dragon thanks to your patronage. Enjoy!
2019-10-20 04:53:54 +0000 UTC View PostNoah Needs more Fansworth Quotes
Ever want to hear yourself on Scathing Atheist?
To send Noah a Farnsworth quote:
1. Record it (MP3) in a quiet place.
2. Limit it to around 20 seconds.
3. Put “Farnsworth” in the subject line.
4. Send to noahlugeons @ yahoo<dot>com 2019-10-17 19:21:17 +0000 UTC View Post
ScathingAtheist 348: The Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen.
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To make a per episode don...
2019-10-17 03:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 347 Script
Come see the spelling you've heard so much about...
2019-10-10 02:11:03 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 347: Heavy Petting Edition
This week, patrons learn exactly what Noah threatened to do to the groomsmen the night before the wedding.
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In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’l...
2019-10-10 02:08:54 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 346 Script
You can see Eli's baffling punctuation for yourself... but I don't know that I'd recommend it.
2019-10-03 02:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 346: Impeach Around Edition
In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again.
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See us in New York for Citation...
2019-10-03 02:16:39 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 345 Script
This week, you get to see what kind of crazy shit Tom and Cecil see when they make the mistake of saying "yes" to us.
2019-09-26 03:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 345: Face Off Edition
Patrons get to hear all about what Andy Wilson and Noah were doing at 3 in the morning that was so hot the fire department showed up.
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In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, ...
2019-09-26 03:15:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe Scathing Crew Plays DND: Part 1
hey patrons,
thanks to your generous donations during our May-treon pledge drive here's the first episode of our DND campaign.
What will the show be called? Who will end up with the Turkey drumstick? And are all Arrokora thieves? There's only one way to find out. Enjoy!
Episode 344 Script
And for you, dear patrons of $2 or more; a peek behind the curtain...
2019-09-19 02:46:31 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 344: Fish Taco Edition
Okay; so I'll admit that we didn't include much bonus material on this week's episode. But that's because we were super busy putting together over sixty minutes of bonus material to give you tomorrow.
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In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary,...
2019-09-19 02:45:21 +0000 UTC View PostScathign Atheist 343 Script
Okay, sorry we had to take the pictures out of the Vulgarity for Charity segment. Didn't have permission to share all of them. But still, I'd like to think we paint a pretty good verbal picture.
2019-09-12 03:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 343: The Harder They Falwell Edition
10% more V4C? 15% more headlines? Not having to sit through the boring ass straight read that Ziprecruiter wanted? All that and more.
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces ...
2019-09-12 03:23:35 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 342 Script
Because of the storm, we weren't able to complete the script this week, but most everything is there.
2019-09-04 21:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 342: "Where's My Fiddle?" Edition
Noah's recording from a little too close to the path of the hurricane for comfort, so the script and the shownotes are incomplete this week. But the bright side is that you get the episode early just in case Noah loses power.
In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle wil...
2019-09-04 20:58:32 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 341 Script
Not sure why the preview is never caught up with the actual document, but no... this isn't the "Be" Edition.
2019-08-29 03:28:40 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 341: Bear it All Edition
Stay tuned to the end for an update on our upcoming Patreon-only D&D campaign!
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In this week’s episode, New Zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual p...
2019-08-29 03:27:31 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 340 Script
So obviously there's no script for the interview, but I included my notes for anybody who wanted a peek behind the curtain on the process for those.
2019-08-22 02:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 340: One Nation, Indivisible Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags.
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ScathingAtheist 339: Saving Silverman Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously.
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To get your tickets to see Citation Needed live in NYC,...
2019-08-15 03:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 338 Script
Feel free to follow along, but keep in mind that we had to delete the pictures we were using for the V4C segment, as we hadn't received permission from the donors to share them.
2019-08-08 01:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 338: Hard G Edition
Working hard (and a little fast) to make sure we can get this up before Patreon shuts down our access for routine maintenance. If not for that, you'd have gotten a bit more bonus stuff. So mostly it's just Patreon's fault.
Shownotes:
In this week’s ...
2019-08-08 01:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostScathing Atheist 337 Script
Don't tell the <$2 patrons though, or they'll get jealous.
2019-08-01 02:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 337: Oy Canada Edition
In this week’s episode, Canada will oppress its dozens of jews by holding its election on a day that ends in Y, a bishop teaches us to create a gay fetus with this one simple trick, and America will be less stupid than ever, which is still really stupid.
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2019-08-01 02:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe Numbers Song by Anna Bosnick - Patrons only
Enjoy the Numbers song posted for Patrons only!
2019-07-25 18:42:14 +0000 UTC View Post