SA336 Script
This includes the lyrics to the Numbers song, which will be posted as a stand alone file after I land in Virginia tomorrow (for Patrons only, of course).
2019-07-25 05:19:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The Scathing Atheist posts
ScathingAtheist 336: By the Numbers Edition
Okay, so I'm about to leave for Virginia Beach and didn't have enough time to do as thorough an edit as I normally do. So I hope you don't mind a ton of bonus material this week...
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn the secret to a successful theoc...
2019-07-25 05:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 335 Script
Feel free to read along. Or just gawk at the horror of Eli's punctuation...
2019-07-18 03:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 335: Pearl Interrupted Edition
Be sure to stick around until the end, or you'll have no idea who the "Poison Ivy Man" is...
Show Notes:
In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the “where” in “where you came from”, a GOP homophobe compares himself to a World War II hero an...
Scathing Atheist 334 Script
And because we secretly love you patrons the most, here's a peek behind the curtain...
2019-07-11 05:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 334: Mama Bear Edition
Sorry for the late drop. Working on a disturbingly small amount of sleep, but we'll get it together by next week, we promise.
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, America votes meh on religion, the Church of England lowers itself into a vat of molten steel and gives us a...
2019-07-11 05:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
ScathingAtheist 333: Half the Devil Edition
In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name.
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Come see Noah at the Ark Park protest: 2019-07-04 03:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Protest with Noah this weekend
Hey Patrons,
If you live anywhere near the "Ark Park" or happen to be in the area this weekend, you can come down and spend a few hours with Noah and the Tri-State Free Thinkers protesting* Ken Ham's monstrosity.
*Arrest story NOT guaranteed, but you never know....
2019-07-02 19:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 332 Script
1000 apologies. I stayed up late and put the script together last Wednesday; then entirely forgot to post it. It's just been sitting there in the folder until Tim reminded me today that I hadn't posted a link.
Sorry!
Eli Patron only story about his arrest
Sorry for the file cut off at the end of episode 332. It's more efficient to drop the file here than re-upload the original. This is a Patron only benefit, so please no sharing!
2019-06-27 15:03:43 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 332: Blatant Big Cross Edition
In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: The Soap Opera for stealing his life story, and Joseph Smith will agree with Moses about how gre...
2019-06-27 03:34:47 +0000 UTC View Post
ScathingAtheist 331: Here Comes the Pride Edition
Stick around to the end and hear all about Eli laughing at a child falling in a grocery store and not realizing he's a horrible person.
---Shownotes---
In this week’s episode, God hates Flags, Heath gets defensive enough to screw up the intro cadence, and New York tries to tak...
2019-06-20 01:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 330 Script
You'll find the script for episode 330 at this link.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AfUcRcztXs7lKtjojpECMNErH2dII8Ul3nR-zp5VQIo/edit?usp=sharing
2019-06-13 21:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 330: Stick and Stones Edition
Okay, so sorry it's so late, but we're still recovering from San Francisco. And will be for a minute...
2019-06-13 06:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostLink to Scathing Atheist live stream PiatPJParty
Go to this link to enjoy the show. It will begin promptly at 9pm EST.
YouTube: https://youtu.be/vrdHcVld_7E
2019-06-09 00:19:32 +0000 UTC View PostPiatPJParty UPDATE and F.A.Q.:
UPDATE and F.A.Q.:
No one has gotten an “invite” YET with a link to the live stream.
We’ll create a private #YouTube link & send it via @Patreon email (the same way you get this notice) just before it starts for #ScathingAtheist Patrons. Patrons of #...
2019-06-08 16:08:47 +0000 UTC View PostAMA Questions for Melania + Sarah
For tomorrow night's #PiatPJParty, Health + Eli will make an appearance in character as Sarah + Melania. They will take questions from the live feed, but in order to cover as many as possible, we're opening it up to Patrons.
Ask your Qs here or post them to Twitter using the hashtag #...
2019-06-07 19:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 329 Script
Here's the link to this week's script; which had to be assembled like Frankenstein from the corpses of the scripts from the last few episodes.
https://docs.g...
ScathingAtheist 329: California Dreamin' Edition
Not much bonus content for you this week, but we'll make up for it with five hours of livestreaming starting at 9pm eastern time on Saturday. Look for a link coming soon to this very Patreon feed.
And thank you so much for your support. Because of you, we were able to take the whole team t...
Episode 328 Script Link
The script for this week's episode can be found here for patrons at the $2 and above levels.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WqsV8rAGsJESAvQ3yGdrGzMO9R9b...
ScathingAtheist 328: Flood Damaged Edition
Not only do you get a bonus headline, but you get a headline longer than any of the ones the non-Patrons get. Because you deserve it.
(Shownotes)
In this week’s episode, Ben Carson is pretty sure trans people can turn into cars so why would they even NEED to be in a homel...
2019-05-30 02:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostNew $2 Perk Unlocked!
Starting this week, Patrons at the $2 and up level get a brand new perk! Access to full show scripts available at the link below. And, by popular request, we even left in Eli's terrible grammar and punctuation!
(Note: Script will be available within 24 hours of Patreon release. We'll get i...
ScathingAtheist 327: You Can't De-Fetus Edition
This week, you get a lucky 13 minutes of bonus material.
In this week’s episode, The Handmaid's Tale becomes a documentary, Margaret Atwood sues the entire American South for copyright infringement, and Don Ford (Voice of Fantasy and Adventure) will get thanked at t...
2019-05-23 04:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostMaytreon AMA (Part Two)
We've been working overtime here at PIAT headquarters to get you as much bonus content as possible this month to thank you for making our Maytreon pledge drive such a success. So, for your consideration, here's part two of our Maytreon AMA.
2019-05-17 18:08:08 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 326: Sim's City Edition
Stick around to the end to hear why Eli's probably not allowed in Morocco anymore.
(At the request of a few patrons, and upon realizing that it really only delays the release of the episode by a couple of minutes, I'll be adding the show notes to the Patreon release from now on.)
New Patreon Goals because you broke them all!
Hello Patrons,
Because we have the very best fans in the Atheist Universe, we have to make new Patreon goals. You broke the previous ones In the first 10 days of the #Matreon pledge drive - you exceeded all expectations. If you haven't looked at the revised tiers on...
2019-05-10 15:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostScathingAtheist 325: Founding Myth Edition
Okay, sorry I'm getting this one up after midnight, but it takes so long to edit when we're I have 20 extra minutes of Patron only content to get through.
Enjoy...
Maytreon AMA (Part One)
Okay, so we were a little overwhelmed by the early Maytreon results and figured all of you deserved a reward. So I accelerated my plans a bit and got this AMA ready for you guys a bit sooner than we'd planned.
(Note to new patrons: You won't be charged for this post)