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How to Bioengineer The Perfect Squirrel - Ep. 118

Video Version: https://youtu.be/dYqatEqNqZg

Guys we are officially not the #1 18+ podcast on the platform anymore. I filed a motion to get our podcast taken off of that category because apparently it requires extra paperwork that I can't be fucked doing.

So we are now the 39486th normal podcast on the internet.

How to Bioengineer The Perfect Squirrel - Ep. 118

Comments

At this point might as well have happy as a guest on the podcast

Jesse Woodyard

I had to subscribe after the whole factory worker bit. It really close to home as pack parts into boxes to be shipped out.

Madbot

Okay fellas lay off em, give em some time

Cerberus

BOYS

Raos TheGray

Ohh booooyyyyyyyssss

Conor Mohan

These guys just talk to eachother with no structure and no sense for two hours? And they can’t post regularly?

TannerKalash

You must do the antique show and tell episode now

Mr. Smithers

30k plus a month and they can’t even release episodes timely. FEED ME FUCKERS

Bridger

Best part about listening to them talk about the blue collar man listening to this while losing their job. Is listening to that while I work my blue collar job that ends in a month cause they're closing my plant!

Ryan Lucas

Bothered. Unmoisturised. Unhappy. Out of my lane. Unfocused. Podcastless.

A patreon account

New ep or I cancel my subscription.

Fart Basket

Drop the next pod or we’ll gather and jump @ifoundkarn together

Bronski

hey sam, go fuck yourself!

bosnian poob

Bizzle episode when? Waaaaahh

ifoundkarn

Ok guys what the hell

ManlyboyMan

Nathan Has a point.

Fart Basket

I require more filth

pibb

You fuckers don’t upload enough

Nathan Hampton

Baby birds hungry, feed me

Jesus Herebia

gotchu homie

NorthWind

I miss the DnD podcast because I really fell for Bizzle. I miss him. Can you ask him over for an episode, Sams? Thanks

Šimon Tichý

Put the podcast on Deezer

JoshB

Thanks buddy was talking about it today and couldn’t remember the name for the life of me

R Patch

Pork jowl

NorthWind

Got me on Voodoo juice and fruit force. Shame they treated you that way guess we need to boycott now

Dylan Laskowski

Actual question I’m wondering what’s that other cut of Bacon that Sam was eating while on a trip with Abby and his family?

R Patch

Hockey girls are actually called puck bunnies in case you were interested Poob

David Roundpoint

I work in construction driving forklifts and trucks constantly and I’m laughing just as much as y’all, did wish it went on a little longer after Poob started feeling it

Tainted-Nebula

gooning till the next guest appearance

Slickity

Forklift comment was too real. Listened to it too early still have a couple hours

Alyssa

Clocking off from the domino at 1am couldn’t be better without poop and freak in my ear.

Grim Reefer

Most of the time I mainly listen to ya’ll when I’m mowing the big ass lawn I got or working my night shift job and it is the best experience I have

SpinalJuice

Hey genius, I thought the last episode was 118

LEGO Scrim

Oh you are going to HATE how the next episode is going to start

Roll Fizzlebeef

Shit man I can’t go anywhere without hearing about Trump.

Peter

i drive around testing people’s houses for asbestos. i wonder what customers would think if they knew i was listening to 2 grown men talk about squirrel balls right before pulling into their driveway

Marco Espinoza

Poop, it's obvious that caramel delights have holes in them. Time to lock in before these podcasts pal.

Tanner Banks

I’m running a front end loader listening to the end of it😂😂 fucking comedy

Caye Carmack

Boys cmon. Try Want a Bump caffeine powder for your nose. Go for the sponsorship poob

Bryce Hickman

This makes up for last episode

Justus

Sam hyde guest

First name Last name

y’all should get goose wayne or sum for a guest

Slickity

As a field mechanic that is driving a truck 60% of the time, I am right here laughing with you. Also, fuck you

Brady P.

Don’t worry guys you’ll release a podcast on time and I’ll get my moneys worth! Anyyy day now.

Alex Friedsam

Fucking love the people working bit that keeps coming up. I’ve been a sheep shearer for years now and often listen to the podcast while shearing or driving across outback Australia

Finley McFarlane

39486th PLACE BABII!!! 🖤

DMG

Crazy funny

zStazz

I can’t get that song out of my head from Sam’s you put what in the soup video

Nathan Mills

Where can I see this Ronald Reagan pic Sounds badass

Field of Teeth

Lucky cash, he gets to hear podcast quality tales for free!!! What a lucky guy lol

tanner johnston

Keep your chin up guys, 39486 is still high up there when there’s millions of other youtubers with their own podcasts, you’ll be up on the top 100 some day!

lilGameDev

Poob was really rocking his bobblehead this episode, love to see it!

MaulTheObese

The actual hot take is saying you like it more with him, as much as I love Brian it's better without him

MinerKid74

I'm delivering mail with a big ol ugly grin on face scaring all my customers

BrickyBrunz

I was working, straight faced until I got called out, I had to go in the cooler to laugh

R3DHeart

I am the guy who listens at work with a straight face.

1000 Bottles of Baby Oil

The fact that I was working, straight faced and hearing them laugh was such parasocial moment. I think they’re talking to me

rodthedon

If you need a “biologist” I’d be more than happy to use what little credit I have to convince you that whatever animal testing you wanna do are both possible and ethical.

Jensen D

3 whole hours I guess I won’t have to smash my cock with cartoon mallet. Shame

MoltenYeti

Didn’t even listen yet know it’s shit but excited to listen. Love you stallt

tanner johnston

Last half of this was funny as hell. Keep it up, boys.

QuickNaps

foul Samuel

pibb

Hot take I like the podcast more without Bryan 🤔

Luke

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Charles

Sam please change the batteries in your damn smoke detector. I heard it in the new eldin ring video too... XD

Madison Bisaha

Bring the merch back please poobers please

Pvt. poot sniffer

I was indeed driving my forklift but I was not straight face y’all cracked me up stop being funny before I crash this thing keep it up and love yall tho

killerpanda 897

I will never drink voodoo ranger again you have my word poop

MaulTheObese

There had already been an experiment where they turned an entire islands population of rats into cannibals

Ryan Beach

Holy mother of god it’s here

R Patch

Yeah gaslit is trash ngl, can’t listen to their voices it’s annoying.

Ryan Beach

Damn, now I have to day drink at work. Can you catch a dui on a forklift?

Logan

Papa poop, you need to get a Bodhizafa sponsorship now.

Mr. Smithers

Prolly still gonna drink voodoo tbh

Sam Benson

Great minds think alike. Not even on the discord mook!

McLovin

You STOLE that from me off the discord you rat

Alexander Torres

Just ran out stuff to listen to at work. And now I got some nasty little riffs, great timing

Michael Kaat

I must depart from ye, Times too tough Still the best pod around 🤝

Wade

As a real IPA lover, New Belgium makes fucking garbage. Sam hit the nail on the head, it's all marketing no substance.

Madison Bisaha

Ooooo babaaayyyyy

Davide

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

McLovin

3 hours? You spoil us rotten 🤭

Mike M

perfect timing

The Goat

Oh my godddd oh my goooooddddd oh myyyy

GeekedGooner87

I’m gooning

George Moench

Oh fuck

crobus

Just in time for me to listen while I wash my bike

A patreon account

Boof time

BoofTube

i've waited for this and i bet it's worth it, just started boozing too

Dylan Carratt

Alright I’ll watch it out of pity, but I’m gonna go take a piss first be right back

Tricart

You’ve been starving us father

Connor


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