In today's fast-paced stressful world of depressing news headlines meant to elicit dread in all but the most apathetic reader, sometimes we have to appreciate when a headline can just make you laugh at the misfortune of others. That's why "Florida Man" is so special. Say what you will about the policies in place that allow unfettered access to Florida arrest records, but boy howdy does it lead to a good old time when you just need to kick back and be thankful you're not a raccoon.