April 19th Suggestion Post
Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (4/26), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-04-19 19:40:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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D.Va Short and Poll Winner
Got last poll's winner here for you, the D.Va lost bet fic. I'll put it up on AO3 later when I think of a good title...
Call for Tiebreakers
The current poll is set to expire in just under 24 hours from now, and we've got three choices that are all very close to one another. If anyone hasn't voted (or you've saved your multiple choice pick), be sure to get your vote in quickly and help prevent a tie!
2020-04-18 20:06:59 +0000 UTC
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April 12th Poll
Happy Easter! Grab yourself some peeps, I got another poll for you all. Once again, it closes next Sunday.
Patreon prompts are going a bit slow right now since I'm trying to wrap up some stories that are far overdue, but they should definitely all be completed before the month ends. 2020-04-12 20:24:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Discord Server Now Live
The official Punished Varmint server is now operational. Once you've joined, be sure to message me with your Patreon name and I'll assign your patron role privileges.
2020-04-07 20:55:58 +0000 UTC View PostApril 5th Suggestion Post
You know the drill. Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (4/12), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-04-05 19:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostJaina smut and our new winner!
Happy April, friends! I've got your Jaina fic from the last poll all done, ready for your enjoyment.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23499106
2020-04-05 19:56:27 +0000 UTC
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Your End of March Poll!
I've got another story poll for you, built with patron help of course. Give a look at the choices and places your vote(s)! You've got until next Sunday to do so.
2020-03-29 19:12:11 +0000 UTC View PostDrop your poll suggestions here
You know the drill. Leave a comment with what character + kink you want to see on the next poll. Submissions will close next Sunday (3/28), followed shortly by the creation of the poll.
2020-03-22 18:52:25 +0000 UTC View PostZelda Story Complete!
Right on schedule (an unusual occurrence for me), here is the previous poll's winner! You can read it at one of the two links below. For future reference, I will not be posting full stories on Patreon considering how utterly draconian and anti-smut this website is. Gotta protect myself, ya know?<...
2020-03-22 18:49:53 +0000 UTC View PostNew Poll!
Got a poll for you folks, but first some brief notes.
I hadn't realized that my previous story schedule only gave me one week to write the story, from the time a winner is decided to release. So I'm pushing back the Zelda story one week from now. That way a story arrives on the same day a n...
2020-03-15 20:26:55 +0000 UTC View PostPoll Winner! Drop off your suggestions
Well, I knew it would happen, but I had hoped last night's call for extra votes would prevent a tie. But we've got Sylvanas neck-and-neck with Zelda... And I'm gonna have to call the tiebreaker in Zelda's favor since I personally would like to do a fic about her for once. So look forward to that ...
2020-03-08 19:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostPoll Closing Soon!
There's only 14 hours left on the story poll, so let your voice be heard if you've been holding back!
In addition, once it wraps up tomorrow I'll be asking for suggestions on the next poll, so make sure you're in the right tier if you want to get in on that.
2020-03-08 04:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostNew Tiers are Live! And a Story Poll
All the new pledge tiers have been activated, so you now have access to a higher word count with your monthly prompt if you so wish. I've tried to make the benefits of each tier as self-explanatory as possible, but if you have a question please don't hesitate to message me. And, as a rem...
2020-03-01 19:46:17 +0000 UTC View PostJaina Story Finished (and new Patreon tiers)
At long last, the Jaina story that won the fetish poll waaaaay back in November is complete. Clocking in around 8,000 words, this beast rapidly got out of control as my imagination exceeded my initial ambitions. But it's finally posted now and you can read it at your preferred site below, either ...
2020-02-28 23:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostUpcoming Changes
Yo yo yo, it's Varmint here with your monthly update. As always, here's your reminder for all current patrons to send me their 500-word prompts ASAP. I got most of the prompts done early last month (which made the end of January less stressful), and it was all thanks...
2020-02-01 21:25:38 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream Time!
We're going live in about ten minutes. Here are the rules again, copy and pasted from the last post.
1) ALL REQUESTS ARE FREE. For now, I am not charging for prompts. If you have an idea, and you're present in the chat, you may throw me a request without the exch...
2020-01-03 22:50:37 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year, New Post!
What's up, everybody! Welcome to 2020, same as 2019. While I'm not planning on doing any major overhauls to my Patreon structure in terms of tiers and benefits, I am hoping somewhat to be more communicative in terms of how much I post on here. So consider this your reminder to check your ...
2020-01-01 18:48:33 +0000 UTC View PostTime for Do-Nut December!
Hey hey hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Varmint with your December update.
Let's kick off with the obvious, send me your patron prompts ASAP! Many of you have been really diligent in getting me to these as soon as the charges come through, and for that I thank yo...
2019-12-02 20:45:35 +0000 UTC View PostFuture Plans
I was going to make this post yesterday in celebration of Patron Day, but I was so exhausted after work that I didn't want to do anything but just pass out in bed. So my apologies.
But yeah, let's start off with a big thank you to all the patrons who have supported me these last ...
2019-11-20 17:35:38 +0000 UTC View PostNovember Prompts and Goals Moving Forward
Happy November! Hope you got your Christmas decorations out. But even if you don't, let's talk about a few things.
First of all, it's time to get those new patron prompts sent in to me. I'm going to hold off on the Jaina dominatrix story that won the last poll for a while so I can catch up ...
2019-11-06 15:59:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe Next Kinktober Poll!
The Fire Emblem winning story from the last poll is now up! You can check it out at either of the links below:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVa...
2019-10-18 20:23:35 +0000 UTC View PostWeekend Plans, submit your prompts!
The next chapter of Torgus and Korlain, which won the Patreon poll quite some time ago, is finally done! You can find links to both HF and AO3 at the following tweet: https://twitter.com/Punis...
2019-10-11 20:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostVote Now! The Kink Poll is Live!
Everything is coming along rather timely. I hope to have the next chapter of Torgus and Korlain done after this weekend, so that means it's time to start thinking about what I'll be writing after that. Which is where you all come in.
As I stated on Twitter, the polls this month are...
2019-10-04 22:39:03 +0000 UTC View PostOctober Rewards and Upcoming Poll Changes
Welcome to October! It's a fine month. We get that cool, breezy fall air and some nice and colorful leaves. Oh and plenty of fine smut.
First order of business are all the patron prompts that you guys deserve for October. Since this Patreon has accumulated a lot of commissions, it's...
2019-10-01 20:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostSeptember Check-in
This has been another unproductive month for me, but for different reasons than last month. While nothing major has happened, it's all been a series of minor incidents and unexpected bills that have forced me to focus more on my day job as opposed to writing. Death of a thousand cuts, as it were....
2019-09-20 20:23:32 +0000 UTC View PostSeptember Check-In
Happy September everyone! It's that time again where I gather up everyone's commission requests and get busy. Last month I ended up cutting everything really close and didn't post a lot of stuff until the end of the month, but hopefully this time around I'll get everything done sooner without so ...
2019-09-02 19:25:10 +0000 UTC View PostNew E-Mail
I've hit a major setback this past weekend. My previous e-mail account (@writeme.com) has been locked without explanation, and when I tried to contact the support team to get it unlocked they essentially told me they "looked into it and decided it would remain locked." So fuck those guys. Big tip...
2019-08-27 15:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostPoll Results!
The story poll has officially ended and the winner is... Drum roll please...
Torgus and Korlain Do Azeroth!
Our plucky orc-tauren duo came in at a whopping 15 votes after factoring in the patron tier benefits, whereas our second place runner-ups ...
2019-08-08 23:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostHappy August! Here's a poll.
New month, new commissions! I'm sure all of you who have pledged at a high enough tier to receive a story are eager to give me your ideas, so I will be reaching out to you likely within the coming week. But if you don't want to wait, feel free to reach out and start a conversation with me...
2019-08-01 19:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post