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Bonus #21 - High Calorie Edition

I hope you enjoy this Bonus with a high calorie meal and beverage. Unless you're a woman, in which case I hope you enjoy this Bonus with a high calorie restriction.

Episode #105 With Eddy Burback

Eddy loves him some poo gifs, we admire SCUM cocks, and JK Rowling is still an idiot.

Episode #104: Our Podcast Is Sh*t

Hey guys, 

Our podcast is shit. Enjoy this early access, the finished version of the episode will be uploaded sometime soon with the full edit but enjoy this unedited (but ad-free) version!

Love,

Jackson

Episode #103 With Quinton Reviews

We're trying something new. Going to give you guys in the Early Access tier a rough cut of the episode as soon as we wrap the recording, then update the audio later with a polished cut.

Also no ads!

Enjoy <3

K

Bonus #20: 3-Man Show

Well I guess it's that time again. Time again for three of us that is. Charlie wasn't able to stay for this entire bonus episode, so for the majority of it you get a nice, intimate evening with Jackson, Andrew and Kaya.

We talk about distracting ourselves while pooping, faking illnesses, important...

Episode #102: Mike Retondo - The Nice Guy

00:00 Introduction

02:37 Inmates Vs Fire

12:39 MeUndies *Ad* 

14:13 Wildfires & Elon Musk

Video of the lady driving and praying. 

18:54 Stan Lee

25:10 Ring ...

Episode #101: You Have A Phone, Don't You?

00:00 Introduction

03:14 Physical Items & Strategy Guides

17:06 ZipRecruiter *Ad*

18:34 Diablo Immortal

32:19 Leesa *Ad*

33:50 Franchise Decay

42:33 Kaya is Autistic? 

48:27 Honey *Ad*

50:29 YouTube Sucks

01:08:42 Shoutouts

01:22:21 En...

Episode #`100: How Charlie and Kaya Met

The saga began when Charlie's ex lost control of her car on a Christmas Eve, and he couldn't gather enough Riot Points to buy her a kidney. Maybe. You'll have to listen to find out.

Bonus #19 With Nick Rekieta

Nick Rekieta lawsplains and the FBI knew about The Joker.

Definitely had a little too much to drink that day, my apologies. -K

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Episode #100

This Monday at 7 PM ET we'll be recording Episode #100 live in our Patron Discord, and you can call in!

Make sure to go to your 2018-10-27 19:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 99: With UberHaxorNova

Hey guys! New episode for ya'll!

00:00 Introduction

01:40 Charlie and Kaya Meet?

04:12 Who Would James Like to Meet?

08:57 We Warn Against Overeating

24:40 23AndMe *Ad*

26:50 Kaya and the Airplane

36:29 James' Embarrassment 

41:36 Charlie Bonds With J...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 98: With JacksFilms

Hey guys! 

Here's the new episode! 

00:00 Introduction

00:44 Skype Vs Discord

05:47 Hello Fellow Kids

10:08 Let's Talk Emojis

20:10 Ring *Ad* 

22:55 Masturbatory Tales

29:10 Jack's Shitty Tale

36:46 Smelly Cheese

40:09 MVMT *Ad*<...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 97: With Fitz

Hey guys! Here's the early access!

1:00 throwing ice 

3:35 popsicle ptsd 

8:00 sheep sex 

12:30 rich anti-vaxxers 

23:15 Robinhood 

26:40 fitz masturbation

 31:50 unhirable 

39:03 Quip 

54:02 Snow&nb...

Bonus #18: Infinite Money

I better see some Popsicle Escobar fanart.

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 96: With Daniel Sloss

Times: 

00:00 Introduction

07:46 Daniel Sloss Hates Humble People

10:55 YouTube Comedians 

20:14 23AndMe *Ad* 

21:39 Robot Wars

30:41 Honey *Ad* 

32:01 Daniel's Favourite Company

35:11 Death Matches

42:41 Dollar Shave C...

Bonus #17: Future Super Villains

Wowee has it been a while since we've had a good ole' fashion bonus episode. Let's fix that shall we?

Tonight we talk about money laundering, Batman's cock, crimes of passion, and our arch-nemeses, all the perfect topics for the world's next super villains. Enjoy it ya fine fellows.

- Andrew...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 95: Pre-Order Bit.Defence Now!

Four close man friends gather around to destroy Jackson's dreams. 

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The Official [Early Access] - Episode 94: With Harley Morenstein

Five close man friends gather around to destroy food. 

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2018-09-19 09:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 93: With Swaggersouls

Hey everyone! Fresh episode made with love. Checkpoints below! 

00:00 Introduction

01:58 Elon Musk and Joe Rogan

10:17 Elon Musk and Tom Papa

15:31 Loot Crate *Ad* 

17:32 Spiderman Marry Proposal 

21:54 This One's For You Madison

29:05 ...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 92: With RalphTheMovieMaker

Hey guys!

Here's the latest audio from Episode 92! Enjoy it!

00:00 Introduction

01:47 Movie Talk & Slenderman

12:29 Bob Burnham's New Movie

17:43 Honey *Ad* 

19:57 Searching & Unfriended

24:41 Whiplash

30:41 Leesa *Ad* 

3...

Bonus #16: The Last Khan

Well would ya look at this. A fancy new bonus episode, just for you.

We smack talk about tech support, old school internet memes, Ariana Grande's tit squeeze, Mongolia, and the greatest idea for a TV show we've ever had. Enjoy

- Andrew

Bonus #15: We Hate Video Games Now

Well this has been a long time coming. In all the chaos of this month, which included two of us traveling across the globe, two of us getting sick, and all of us getting antsy, we're finally able to bring you a bonus episode. Just the four boys, shooting the shit as you all know and love.

We talk ...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 91: With Tom Papa

Hey guys! Here's the new episode, bonus episode is also coming soon! 

00:00 Introduction

01:48 We Move To Skype

03:23 Tom Papa's Achievements

09:29 Old Racist Lady & Bread

21:12 ZipRecruiter *Ad* 

22:40 The Marriage Ref

31:06 Tom Papas M...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 90: With Memeulous

Hey everyone! Here's Episode 90 early! Thanks for the support!

Chapters:

00:00 Introduction

00:47 FouseyTube

09:49 Douchebags

15:47 Ring *Ad*

16:48 Drama

27:10 Tanacon

33:10 MVMT *Ad* 

35:45 Masturbation Tales & Dream Journals

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 89: With TierZoo

Hey guys! 

New episode here! Enjoy!

Love,

Jackson

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 88: Live Video Episode

Holy hell, the audio of a video episode of the podcast, given to you a few days early? What a bargain!

We recorded live, in person for Episode 88 and you lucky folks get to listen to it before anyone else. If you'd still like to view the video, it will be going up on Youtube at the normal time (Th...

Bonus #14: The Episode Time Forgot

We goofed. We blundered. We gambled and lost. Here's a bonus episode that was supposed to come out at the beginning of this month, but thanks to some scheduling blunders, you're getting it now. (In other words, I was supposed to put it up a couple weeks ago and it slipped past me. I'm sorry.)

So, ...

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 87: With Mr Beast

Hey guys,

Here's the new episode a few days earlier than usual. Hope you enjoy it!

Love,

Jackson

The Official [Early Access] - Episode 86: With Logan Marshall-Green

Five close man friends gather around to Upgrade. 

This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on iTunes. Links below.

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2018-07-24 12:15:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus #13 With Bunty King

Two guest bonus episodes in one month? Can you guys handle this? Are you sure? If you can't feel free to ask me for help, I can lend a hand. But for all you tough blokes out there, here's some more content for ya. We dabble in social issues this time around, as well as our sexual preferences, as exp...