It was a summer neighborhood barbecue and we’d all had a few too many. Now the last of the married couples were stumbling down the street, their kids racing ahead of them. I was finishing off my beer with Garvey, who’d hosted, and whose wife was cleaning up inside.
“The thing I’ve ...
2025-05-06 19:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t know Brian super well, though we’d been work friends for most of the year. So when he suggested I go to the beach with him that weekend, I was pretty surprised.
“I have the place booked and everything - incredible house, but my girlfriend is sick and can’t come. So come!”...
2025-04-08 17:08:26 +0000 UTC View PostConcept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!
My buddy Dominic was the first one to tell me about Coach’s legendary, secret practice sessions.
“They say you can’t jack off for a week beforehand,” he said.
“What? Why?” I said. Dom shrugged....
2025-03-02 14:43:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend Kyle is super hot and super religious. I enjoy the former thing about him and do my best to ignore the latter. We met at work and we get along well; we lift together and get dinner afterward.
I could tell something was up with him that day. He seemed distracted. We were doing squa...
2025-02-08 19:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi, yinz. Here's a little gift for supporting me: a PDF of my short-story collection College Dive Bar, 1 AM. I ask that you don't share it anywhere.
The late, great Go Deeper Press published this in 2015. Damn, I can't believe it's been that long. What I've posted below is a pretty...
2024-12-30 20:36:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s me, and my toilet. I got a bidet this year and it changed my life, I highly recommend it.
I worked on two stories recently, one a commission for dear patron Mor. The other came as a suggestion in the comments and it was very fun to work on yesterday.
This past summer, I wrote...
2024-12-10 02:58:04 +0000 UTC View PostTony and I met through our ex-girlfriends and just kept hanging out. The break-ups happened around the same time and gave us a shared thing to bond over, plus we both liked to lift.
One weekend I had a date with this girl and it went well. We hung out the next night and that went well, too,...
2024-11-26 14:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to do my best to write this off-the-cuff. If you read my stuff to get off and don't care to hear my thoughts on the world, I don't blame you. I'll be waiting for you in fantasy land. :)
It's intense times, to say the least. The world faces existential threats. At least partly in r...
2024-11-09 20:41:15 +0000 UTC View PostI started seeing this girl. One night we were making out and it got pretty hot and heavy. She even sucked me for a bit, and she wanted to go all the way but I got in my head, because I was a virgin - I’d gotten head before, but I’d never fucked.
It ended awkwardly, so the next day at w...
2024-10-26 12:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostCoach thought it would be worthwhile if we role-played my honeymoon. You know: practice for when I find a wife and tie the knot. So we told my parents he was taking me to look at colleges, then Co...
2024-08-26 14:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostHi! I just posted a new (old) story on my website that I kinda forgot about until a patron asked me what happened to it (thanks, David!). Patreon says I'm not supposed to link to it, so I'll just say: it's called "Due Diligence" and it's easy to find if you search my name in your favorite world w...
2024-08-22 21:57:35 +0000 UTC View PostI was shocked when I saw Ron and Jamie’s son Brandon after we got back to their place from the airport.
“Hey there Tino,” he said as he approached me. He held out his fist for a bump, then seemed to notice my confusion. “You doin ok?”
“Yeah…” I said as I awkwardly bump...
2024-07-18 15:51:56 +0000 UTC View PostJamie picked me up on Friday. I said goodbye to my girlfriend; she wasn’t happy about me going on this camping trip. She didn’t like Jamie. Maybe she sensed there’d always been more to our friendship.
“Sup, chief,” Jamie said as I approached the car and we slapped hands. He looked...
2024-06-19 13:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I’ve been so absent. I’m doing well, working full-time, doing visual art/painting part-time, and also being social, going camping, living my life.
I’m writing, sometimes daily. I’m not feeling as inspired as I would like to be, but it helps me to feel sane when I write on a r...
2024-05-29 22:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostJake was slamming me from behind. I mean, absolutely railing me.
“Dude,” I had to say.
“What?” he said, all out of breath, barely slowing his pounding pelvis as he worked his big cock in and out of my bent-over ass.
“I just need a minute,” I said as I pulled off him...
2024-04-01 14:36:05 +0000 UTC View PostI got this instantaneous feeling the first time Paul smiled at me from across the bar: attraction, yes, but more urgent. Like need.
I was in the throes of a major breakup and depressed, to be sure. I’d fallen asleep in the taxi, which was a thing people did in driverless &n...
2024-02-29 22:57:12 +0000 UTC View PostConcept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!
My best friend Dino and I spent pretty much the entire summer in his room playing video games. His dad was around a lot, usually coming or going to the gym.
“How’d your dad get so muscular?” I asked Dino o...
2024-01-15 16:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostBrandon had been moping around the frat house for days before I finally got a chance to take him aside.
“I’m fine,” he said, shrugging his big shoulders and turning his hangdog face to the floor.
“Aw, c’mon big guy - obviously it’s something. Talk to me about it,” I said...
2023-12-21 13:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This was fun. I used the leftover paints from my last one. It’s a gift for my friend of over thirty years, who gifted me the canvas several years ago.
2023-12-14 22:13:29 +0000 UTC View PostOur other roommate Adam brought home donuts the next morning that he’d scored from some student group meeting. I had a cream-filled one and when my upper lip and chin got cove...
2023-12-04 15:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostUp until college I’d never jacked off with anybody but myself. But Jake made it seem like that made me the weird one.
“Not even in junior high?” he said. I shook my head. “I don’t know man, my buddies and I used to jack off together all the time. My brothers taught 2023-11-13 16:17:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Brian worked in the phone bank with me, his cubicle was catty-corner from mine. A lot of us would hang out in the break room on our lunch, and that was how Brian and I sort of became friends. More “work friends,” I guess.
He was in his thirties and lived with his girlfriend. They didn...
2023-10-23 15:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hay yinz, just wanted to show off my latest painting. Still writing steadily and hope to post some new fiction soon!
2023-10-05 00:49:28 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t have to wonder for too long. It wasn’t two weeks that went by before I got another call from Brian - one of the floorboards had busted. Which, as soon as he said ...
2023-08-25 15:37:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, man,” the tenant in apartment four said. I had to think for a minute to remember his name.
“Hey Brian,” I said. He stepped away from the door and motioned for me to come inside.
“Thanks for coming on a Sunday,” he said.
“No problem, I was working on my other ...
2023-08-14 16:24:22 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s your whore, at 44 (and a half).
And his toilet.
2023-08-08 23:26:50 +0000 UTC View PostJosh and I, we work out together almost every day. We pay attention to what we wear at the gym and we like showing off our bodies - I mean, we work hard enough at them. And we're hot, honestly. We go out and girls just flock to us; it's crazy.
But that day, Josh was doing squats and I was b...
2023-08-07 15:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey yinz. Here’s my latest. I’ve been writing too, and having fun with it. Working my a-hole off. Having some sexual misadventures, and a few deeper connections. There is smoke in the air. I went to Mexico and laid on the beach for a week and a half. I want to enjoy each moment and have grati...
2023-07-19 00:57:45 +0000 UTC View PostFor at least the first two weeks we didn’t call it fucking. And then one night, we were drunk at a party where pretty much everybody had left and it was just the two of us in the backyard a...
2023-07-17 16:12:07 +0000 UTC View PostBut what wound up happening was he went away for the summer. His parents sent him to Greece. Which was cool for him, but not so much for me. I was so horny all summer. I tried to date a couple girl...
2023-07-07 13:32:23 +0000 UTC View Post