Interior, Building Ruins - Day
Smoke fills the air. Tinsel and ribbon lies abandoned amidst the building rubble. Wrapping paper is piled amongst the wreckage. Your ears ring with the aftermath of explosions and somewhere a co-worker is soullessly saying "Yeah, I'll see you NEXT YEAR, AMIRIT...
2025-12-29 20:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah what the heck you guys! I had Part 7 set to auto post like 5 whole days ago and the freakin robots let me down.
I can't believe my solemn promise to deliver you Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 7, Santa Claus style was broken by treacherous robot ways! Alternatively, maybe I'm bad at tec...
2025-12-22 20:41:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hi friends! Hope you all are doing well. Anyone have any suggestions for what to do with neighbors who keep bumping bass through your shared wall at all hours? I've tried talking to them nicely to no avail, so time to escalate. I'm torn between subwoofer against their wall, equally bassing ...
2025-12-13 22:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Greeeeeeetings and salutations fellow folks on the internet. Thank you very much for meeting me here in this odd side street of the world wide web. I've got the stuff. It's all packaged up and ready to go. Tada! Okay bye, get home safe!
In this Episode, Kira asks Callum why he didn't...
2025-12-08 19:42:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Well hi dee hoo, cowpokes! Hope your time on the range has treated you well. Come on in, take off your dusty boots and have a sip of Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 4. I made it specifically for cowboys in mind ( I didn't actually but now I wish I did. Sorry cowboys. Please let me know how I can be ...
2025-12-04 19:07:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy partners! Hope you all are doing well! Normally I'd have something fun and snappy to write here but uh, somehow I'm sick YET AGAIN and my brain is mush. So uh.. Maybe just take a moment and think back fondly on all the fun or clever stuff I've said in the past. 🥲
Loool anyway hey, ...
2025-11-30 19:16:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Well well well, look who it is coming round these parts again! Some people might say this town ain't big enough for the two of us, but I think it just means we gotta get up close and personal. 👀
Loool anyway hey, here's the second part of Study Buddy Shenanigans! It's already shaping up ...
2025-11-24 23:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
What's up gang!!! Hey hi! How ya'll doing! Hell yeah, dude. Keep rockin and sockin.
Speaking of rocking and socking (said nobody ever) I go a new story for ya'll!
Listen, I've been doing this for a bit now. But can I just say, I'm excited about this one. If the last one was a lil soft-core...
Hey hi hello! Hope your weekend is off to a good start! And your November I guess, since we're officially halfway through. 🥲
Listen, I got an episode of Marketplace Mischief for ya. Maybe it's the last one, maybe it ain't....
I love Avery and Elm, but I think it's time to move on f...
2025-11-15 20:10:24 +0000 UTC View Post
HI! GUESS WHO IT IS. I know I know. It's been so long 🥲. Ya'll are so sweet and have been so kind. Thank you for being patience while I get my life together. I hope the wait was worth it!! I have part 29 of Marketplace Mischief!!! Please enjoyyy
In this episode, Avery and ...
2025-11-10 22:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi friends, sorry for the radio silence! I know I've been MIA and it's because shit has been nuts. In no particular order, my laptop died (again?? I might be cursed), I've been sick, work has been nuts AND I'm writing like 3 different essays for school lmao 🥲
All that to say, you have my...
2025-11-06 19:51:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey guys. Sorry it's been so long! I've been swamped tbh. Keeping my head above water mostly though, which is good cause the swamp water looks like it tastes gnarly. If only I could give up work and school and just write smut for ya'll. 🥲
Anywayyyy!
In this episode, as...
2025-10-30 19:29:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey hey! Hope everyone is doing great! I'm doing pretty good! Just juggling 1 million balls, firesticks and chainsaws. Good thing I come from a long line of jugglers who have only rarely experienced setting themselves on fire or chainsaw decapitations. 🥲
Gang! We're in the cl...
2025-10-23 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well howdy!! Got a new episode for ya today! It's a bit on the short side, but that's just because I'm prepping for the, ahem, CLIMAX of Marketplace Mischief. We probably got a solid couple episodes still, but it's definitely getting closer!
In this episode, Elm and Avery discuss Sep...
2025-10-19 21:45:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Hi! Good morrow! (That last one is for all you medieval peasants out there. How's the internet, peasants? Pretty crazy amirite?)
I have a newwwww episode for you!
In this Episode, we find out if Elm and Avery finally manage to hook up 👀👀👀
Marketplace Misc...
Good freakin golly, gang. How the heck is it thursday already? 🥲 I'm gobsmacked, I'm gobbledygooked, I'm other G words! Good lord. Be good to yourselves, gang! Somebody's gotta.
In this Episode, Elm continues their campaign to get Avery to ditch and come party
Marketplace M...
Guten Tag Mein FRUENDS. Hope you're doing SEHR GUT or whatever, idk I don't speak German. Regardless tho I've got you Marketplace Mischief Part 23! Hope you enjoyyyy
In this Episode, Elm tries to convince Avery to ditch a party.
Marketplace Mischief Part 23
2025-10-03 23:12:01 +0000 UTC
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Omggg hi! How's everyone dooooooing? Good I hope! I'm good too, you know all things considered. Have you all looked at a tree lately? They're pretty good. I recommend.
In this Episode, Elm holds a one sided convo
Marketplace Mischief Part 22
2025-09-28 20:14:21 +0000 UTC
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Hellooooooooooooooo world! I have arisen! From the ashes my computer has been fixed! Huzzah. Praise be to the gods of tech and all that jazz. In offering, to them and you, I present Marketplace Mischief Part 21! Please enjoyy
In this Episode, Elm talks about their favorite card game...<...
Hey crew! It's been a minute! Sad to say I've had a ill fated tech event (my computer has given up the ghost apparently), which means the next installment of Marketplace Mischief is going to be a touch late.
In the meantime though, I've got a little treat for you. Check out something I've h...
2025-09-21 01:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings and salutations, crew! Today we're boldly going where nobody has gone before! To read Marketplace Mischief Part 20! Huzzah!
In this Episode, Elm gets their tease on
Marketplace Mischief Part 20
2025-09-15 19:04:18 +0000 UTC
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Whoah hi! How's it going? You busy?? That's cool. Don't forget to take some breaks every now and then. Breaks are important. Why not take a break and check out PART 19!
In this Episode, Elm has gone thrift shopping
Marketplace Mischief Part 19
2025-09-11 19:05:20 +0000 UTC
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Hi friends! Hope you all are doing well! It's hot, hot, hot where I am rn. I'm off to cool down but before I do here! Marketplace Mischief Part 18!
In this Episode, Elm has another shower
Marketplace Mischief Part 18
2025-09-06 19:37:04 +0000 UTC
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Whoah hey hi!!! Been a minute! So sorry. And so sorry to leave you hanging with that cliffhanger, gang (Jk I'm not sorry, I love cliffhangers).
Anyway here it is!! Part 17!
In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss what went so freakin wrong on concert night...
Marketplace ...
Hey hi hello! Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually posting this from the woods. That's the sort of dedication I have to all of you. No hikes, no camping, no Dionysian orgiastic bacchanal is going to stop me from bringing you Part 16 of Marketplace Mischief!!!
Here it is!!
In th...
Oh hey hi! How's it happening? Good? Bad? Somewhere in between? That makes sense. It's a topsy turvy world out there. Here! Have some Marketplace Mischief...
In this Episode, Elm walks home from work...
Marketplace Mischief Part 15
Whoah hey hi there! Bad news, I've been reading some HP Lovecraft. Hope you like a, sexy, smutty story about a towering, ominous, obsidian obelisk that you see whenever you close your eyes because I'm work shopping it. Jk. Unless?
Anyway, for the time being, please enjoy Marketplace...
Oh hello, didn't see you there. Probably because I had my eyes closed. This keeps happening, people keep sneaking up on me but I'm just soooo tired. I'm a bad security guard.
Anyway, I got you Marketplace Mischief Part 13. Hope you like ittttt!
In this Episode, Elm is a model employ...
Well hi there, folks! Hope you're hanging in there!! Lord knows that I sure am. The end is in sight, I see the sweet release of death coming ever nearer (jk just the tail end of a crazy workload, I'm fine I promise).
And never fear, no obscene workload is gonna stop me from getting you MARK...
2025-08-10 19:43:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah hey hi. Hope you're vibing and also maybe getting some downtime to chill! I'm not but you shouldn't follow my example.
In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat post party
Marketplace Mischief Part 11
2025-08-05 18:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post