To: All Empire Employees
Subject: HR Department Disbanded in Freak Lightsaber Accident
It is with great sadness (and a hint of confusion) that we inform you of the tragic demise of the entire HR department. Apparently, someone (definitely not Lady Sith) left their lightsaber on, and, ...
2023-03-01 01:35:42 +0000 UTC View PostTo: All Empire HR Staff
Subject: Lady Sith's Tea-Slaughtering Habit
We regret to inform you that Lady Sith's latest Tea Slave has met an unfortunate end, bringing our current Tea Slave count down to zero (again). It seems that Lady Sith's tea-making demands have become so high that ev...
2023-03-01 01:26:10 +0000 UTC View Post(This is what I am doing instead of sleeping as my audio layers render)
CONTRACT FOR EMPIRE TEA SLAVE IN SERVICE TO LADY SITH
Congratulations on your decision to join the esteemed ranks of Empire Tea Slaves! Before you begin your career, we ask that you read and sign the following con...
2023-03-01 01:17:56 +0000 UTC View PostAttention tea enthusiasts, the Empire and Lady Sith are in search of a new Tea Slave to replace the dearly departed No. 14 – may they rest in pieces. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to serve the most powerful (and easily angered) Sith Lord in the galaxy, all while making tea!
As ...
2023-03-01 01:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostDear [Former Employee],
It is with great regret that we must inform you of your termination from the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire – following the unfortunate incident in which you burned Lady Sith with boiling water, we have no choice but to end both your employment and yo...
2023-03-01 00:49:21 +0000 UTC View PostDear [Applicant],
Congratulations! Your application for the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire has been accepted – Lady Sith is eagerly anticipating meeting you, and by "eagerly anticipating" we mean "she's already sharpening her lightsaber, just in case."
As Tea Slave No....
2023-03-01 00:45:49 +0000 UTC View PostffectingI've decided that today is the day that I start breaking my Pepsi Max addiction because it's really a my voice.
Anyone have any advice for a muppet with an addiction.
2023-03-01 00:08:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe thrill of being able to take away everything that their superhero nemesis loves is a temptation that they cannot resist. While the hero may try to be noble, the supervillain embraces their darker impulses without hesitation.
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[F4A] I Will Have You [Supervillain Rol...
2023-02-28 23:29:39 +0000 UTC View PostYou can hear the playful tone in her voice, and you know your girlfriend is up to something naughty; the way her voice curls around the words of the poem sends a shiver of desire down your spine.
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[F4A] I Like My Body When It Is With Your Body [Poetry][Calling You at W...
2023-02-28 22:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostShe laughs softly, a sound that fills you with desire and longing, knowing just how much she's affecting you. And all this teasing is just because you know how to undo her so very well.
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[F4M] Just Say I’m Right [I Don’t Even Have to Touch You][So Quick to Deny It]...
2023-02-28 22:16:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe mere thought of being your submissive, your good girl, ignites a fire within me, driving me to surrender completely. However, it is never that easy to be that nakedly honest.
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[F4M] Hard to Be Honest [Begging][Need][Want][F-Sub][If You Really Want Something, You Ha...
2023-02-28 21:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe livestream starts at 20:00 GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IniLXFGj2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IniLXFGj2...
2023-02-27 19:45:09 +0000 UTC View PostYou thought you finally had her cornered, but the elusive cat burglar known as "Cat" managed to slip through your fingers once again. But this time, things are different. You find yourself locked in a bank vault with her, surrounded by stacks of cash and glittering jewels. She lounges against a p...
2023-02-27 19:40:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it comes to office flirting, you and your co-worker don't hold back. For months, the printer and fax machine were witness to your very professional flirtation, but it's time to take things to the next level. Your co-worker suggests that you stop just flirting and start exploring your attract...
2023-02-27 19:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Sorcerer Supreme is in deep trouble, and your only hope is an unlikely hero - your own adorkable magical cloak. After a magical battle gone awry, you were rendered unconscious and found yourself teetering perilously on the edge of a floating rock. The only thing keeping you from falling to yo...
2023-02-27 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe livestream starts at 20:00 GMT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1cMMqgOyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1cMMqgO...
2023-02-26 19:52:48 +0000 UTC View PostStream starts at 20:00 GMT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMyUIXZnNeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMyUIXZnNeI 2023-02-24 19:53:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an example of the audio glitches and why I have to re-edit from raw audio.
2023-02-24 18:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The Sith are known for their ruthless nature, and Lady Sith is no exception. Her latest apprentice has made a grave error, one that will have final and devastating consequences. Despite their pleas for mercy, Lady Sith remains resolute in her decision. As the apprentice faces their ultimate fate,...
2023-02-24 18:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostOrchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 7 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
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The Sith are known for their ruthless nature, and Lady ...
2023-02-24 17:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready to embark on a journey into the dark side? The Sith are calling, and they need your skills to bolster their ranks. As a member of their staff, you'll have the opportunity to work alongside the most powerful force users in the galaxy, contributing to their ambitious plans for dominan...
2023-02-24 15:17:52 +0000 UTC View PostOrchid is in panic editing mode, fuelled by coffee and spite. This is the reedit of the first audio, and you get a bonus of 40 extra sith-full seconds. Again, I am so sorry for the issues.
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Are you ready to embark on a journey into the dark sid...
2023-02-24 14:56:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt is just temporary, as I need to reedit them because there was a glitch that was somehow exacerbated by the render process. Please bear with me as I go back to the raw audio and try to fix it.
I am so sorry for the inconvenience.
2023-02-24 12:35:34 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream starts at 15:00 GMT:
https://www.youtube.com/live/2ZP_PIaMsp0
Welcome to hell, where a short-statured demon and her diabolical human-hating brother find themselves in a competition for the throne. Shortie is determined to be bad and evil, but it quickly becomes apparent that she's anything but. Her cute horns and scary demon tail aren't fooling anyone, and ...
2023-02-20 17:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostSo this would be what you would call a last-minute change, but to make up for it, there is going to be an extra livestream this month. The new schedule for February is as follows:
CHILL CHAT LIVESTREAM - 15:00 GMT - 22/02/2023
CHILL CHAT LIVESTREAM - 20:00 GMT...
2023-02-19 19:07:13 +0000 UTC View PostOption 1.
Option2.
Don't underestimate my adorably evil nature just because I'm short!
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[F4A] Team Shortie [Demon Roleplay][Short and Cute Demon Roleplay][Supernatural][God Is My Grandad][Satan Is My Dad][Bob Is an Arsehole][Scavenger Hunt][Adorkable][Incompetence][Demon Horns With Demon...
2023-02-18 21:20:32 +0000 UTC View Post