It Is With Great Regret That We Must Inform You of Your Termination From the Position of Tea Slave No. 14 With the Empire
Added 2023-03-01 00:49:21 +0000 UTCDear [Former Employee],
It is with great regret that we must inform you of your termination from the position of Tea Slave No. 14 with the Empire – following the unfortunate incident in which you burned Lady Sith with boiling water, we have no choice but to end both your employment and your life.
We understand that accidents happen, but unfortunately, in the Sith Empire, accidents have a tendency to result in executions (or worse). We hope you understand that we cannot risk having anyone on our staff who is a danger to Lady Sith, her delicate skin, or her precious tea.
We appreciate your service to the Empire, however brief it may have been, and we hope you will forgive us for any inconvenience caused by your sudden and untimely demise. Please note that your remains will be donated to science (or possibly fed to the Rancors), as per company policy.
Sincerely,
[HR Department]
Comments
Ah.. I can remember how fresh the slave was when they started... I had only started my first cup *sip* and now I have finished my cup
S047
2023-03-01 03:28:02 +0000 UTCThey made it a whole 3 minutes! Trooper told me on the way out that's a record for new hires. 14 should be proud of themselves 💯
Althecor
2023-03-01 01:05:00 +0000 UTCThis explains a lot about HR.
Darren Crittall
2023-03-01 00:58:03 +0000 UTCSo that’s ‘no’ to 401k, medical and dental?
EarlGrayAddict
2023-03-01 00:56:50 +0000 UTCWell thank you for the opportunity and I'm sorry things didn't work out
Mervin3rd
2023-03-01 00:52:46 +0000 UTCWhat I just got the job how could I mess up so badly to get immediately terminated
Rice Krispi
2023-03-01 00:50:31 +0000 UTC
