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Honey on Holiday - Predictable

Honey on Holiday - Oh Bum!

Honey on Holiday - Honey Ventures Out

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 I Only Have Ice for You 🎄 I Only Have Ice for You

[F4A] I Only Have Ice for You [Fretting][Snow Storm][Gender Neutral][Your Tsundere Friend Is Definitely Not Worried About You] 

Honey on Holiday - Secret Fridge!

Honey on Holiday - Stairs!

Tea & Harlotry 💋 I Love to Help 💋 Soft Sensual JOE

 [F4M] I Love to Help [Script Fill][Fantasy][Soft][Sensual][Desire][JOE] 

Guess who had the power go out again?

THIS GIRL!

Apparently tea preference is no indication of electrical mastery. 

This means that I am spending the night with my parents.

This will be interesting.

Quick question is patricide still a crime?

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 All I Wanted for Christmas 🎄 Kidnapped by a Yandere Witch and Not Even Santa Can Save You

[F4A] All I Wanted for Christmas [Obsession][Infatuation][Nothing Says Christmas like Murder and Kidnapping][Santa Claus Is Definitely Not Coming to Town][Witch Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Kidnapped by a Yandere Witch and Not Even Santa Can Save You] 

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Birch, Please! 🎄 Taking Your Secret Love Home for Christmas

[F4A] Birch, Please! [What Exactly Did You Tell Your Family About Me?][Jealousy][Friends to Lovers][Co-Worker Roleplay][Love Confession][Bringing a Friend Home for Christmas][Playful][Gender Neutral][Taking Your Secret Love Home for Christmas] 

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Home for the Holidays 🎄 Your College Roommate Invites You Home for Christmas

[F4A] Home for the Holidays [College Roommates][It Is Not Always Happy Families][Either You Pack or I Am Packing for You][Pikachu Onesie][My Family Loves You][I Am Always Talking About You][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Gender Neutral][Your College Roommate Invites You Home for Christm...

A Wild Fangirl Appears

I don't know what to tell you....

Reset the Clock

I am currently on a coach back to London thanks to the banshee fucking up. You know you are in trouble when this girl is the responsible sibling.

Didn't get my photos, but I did get the autographs that I said that I wouldn't. Fangirled wildly up until the phone call.

Tomorrow I will p...

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Mars in Your Eyes 🎄 Christmastime on the First Space Mission to Mars

[F4A] Mars in Your Eyes [Astronaut Roleplay][Relationship Roleplay][Clandestine Romance][Close Quarters][A Long Way from Home][Gender Neutral][Christmastime on the First Space Mission to Mars]

Honey in the Wilds

Also known as the Midlands, but to a southerner it is pretty much the same thing.

Picture the scene Honey trying to find her hotel in the dark with nowt but a cell phone torch to light the way. I did not get lost.... exactly. I just got a little turned around. Apparently they do not belie...

Tea & Harlotry ❤ The Bed Is so Cold Without You ❤ Your Girlfriend Misses You Most at Night

[F4A] The Bed Is so Cold Without You [Longing][Mast][Desire][Your Girlfriend Misses You Most at Night]

Happy Thursday

How is your week going?

Does a five hour flight delay mean that we have to reset the Honey Clock? Tracking through freezing cold central London at gone midnight was fun. Especially since SOMEONE STOLE ME HAT AND SCARF!!!!!! *grumps*

Just completed a shift at work and tomorrow we head ...

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Get Thee Behind Me Santa 🎄 A Dyslexic Warlock Accidentally Makes a Pact with Santa

[F4A] Get Thee Behind Me Santa [Supernatural Roleplay][I Just Wanted to Be Cool][Oh Bum][Hapless Warlock][Apprentice Listener][the Joy of Christmas][It Is an Easy Mistake to Make][Perkiness][Gender Neutral][A Dyslexic Warlock Accidentally Makes a Pact with Santa] 

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 A Kitsune Is for Life 🎄 Adorable Drunken Kitsune Christmas Love Confession

[F4A] A Kitsune Is for Life [Drunken Love Confessions][Christmas All Wrapped up][Christmas Spirit][Shiny!][Chasing My Tails][Adorkable][Topped with a Bow][Scritches][Friends to Lovers][Best Friend Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Adorable Drunken Kitsune Christmas Love Confession] 

Ramble with DRAMA!

Is Honey...

Nothing happened today

I just made friends with a seagull and shared my breakfast with it.

Nothing else.

Nothing.

Fucker stole my pancakes. Then his friends ganged up on me. There was no shrieking. I am a mature responsible adult and I was not mugged by a fucking seagull. I was certainly not chased of...

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Your Presents Is Requested 🎄 Your Presents Is Requested

[F4A] Your Presents Is Requested [Ninja Fail][[Oh Bum][Super Dodge][Thinking on Your Feet][and Falling on Your Face][Utter Panic][Denial][Love Confession][Awkward AF][Friends to Lovers][Shrieky][Honey Is Really Dense][Gender Neutral][You Catch Your Roommate Hunting for Her Christmas Presents]&nbs...

Honey spent the day in the spa...

And did not drown!

Take that all the dissenters who think that I am too much of a muppet to survive in the wild. I am a mature responsible adult.

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......Fine......I did walk into a glass door.

STOP LAUGHING! 

Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Mrs Claus 🎄 Your Teacher Wife Gets an Unexpected Christmas Delivery

[F4A] Mrs Claus [Costumes from Amazon][Reality vs Expectation][Christmas Play][Playful][Oh Deer][Playful][Wife Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Your Teacher Wife Gets an Unexpected Christmas Delivery] 

I don't even know

I am so sorry.

Gordon's most definitely dead after this.

Honey Sings Christmas - The Twelve Days of Christmas

I hate this song so much.

Honey Sings Christmas - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

I am singing this song of my own free will and Santa Claus absolutely does not have me trapped in his basement.

Why does every one think I am German?

Do they have Muppets in Germany?

Yikes

I totally did not just walk around for twenty minutes trying to find the Galician restaurant that was right in front of me.