This does not happen to normal people
I swear that I am a mature responsible adult.
2019-12-01 02:46:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas 🎄 Your Best Friend the Grumpy Christmas Elf Gets the Sack
[F4A] Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas [the Axe Honey Cometh][Grumpy][Santa Can Sod off][This Bell Can Sod off][Christmas Can Sod off][I Had a Cunning Plan][Seasonal Blackmail][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Your Best Friend the Grumpy Christmas Elf Gets the Sack]
2019-12-01 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Ramble, Honey , Ramble
Oooooooh boy, Honey likes to hear herself talk.
Wherein I talk about nothing for 27 minutes.
Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 We Have Great Chemis-Tree 🎄 Your Neko Girlfriend Has a Secret Christmas Love
[F4A] We Have Great Chemis-Tree [Mau][Mrau][Meow][Gender Neutral][Your Neko Girlfriend Has a Secret Christmas Love]
2019-11-29 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Christmas Has Me Feeling Extra Santa-Mental 🎄A Raided Advent Calendar Leads to Honey Playing Detective
[F4A] Christmas Has Me Feeling Extra Santa-Mental [Wannabe Noir Detective][Office Romance][Jealousy][Low Down Dirty Thief][Co-Worker Roleplay][Mutual Crushes][Gender Neutral][A Raided Advent Calendar Leads to Honey Playing Detective]
2019-11-29 02:22:37 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Sleigh Queen, Sleigh 🎄 Your Christmas Gift of a DNA Ancestry Test Reveals That Honey Is the Heir to the Throne
[F4A] Sleigh Queen, Sleigh [DNA Ancestry Test][Heir Apparent][Surprise!][Awkward AF][Crowns as Casual Wear][Stately Kidnap][Reluctant Princess][Are You a Gold Digger?][Proposal][Girlfriend Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Your Christmas Gift of a DNA Ancestry Test Reveals That Honey Is the Heir ...
2019-11-28 21:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream Time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-bOHhQmyM
Tea & Harlotry 💋 Just Let Me Play! 💋 No Nut November Temptation
[F4M] Just Let Me Play! [No Nut November Breaking][Teasing] [Playful][A Bit Cruel][JOI][GFE][Script Fill]
Script by CatGirlDetective
2019-11-27 19:37:05 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Icy What You Did There 🎄 A Supervillain Plans the Perfect Christmas Kiss
[F4A] Icy What You Did There [Holly Is Not Mistletoe][Superhero Listener][Honey Is an Awful Supervillain][Dad, You’re Embarrassing Me][True Love][[Family Dating Traditions][Utterly Ridiculous][Let’s Go Back to Your Hideout and Chill][Portly Always Ruins Things][Corgis and Jet Packs Do Not Mix...
2019-11-27 19:07:58 +0000 UTC View PostHoney Sings Christmas - Santa Baby
Maybe more to come.
Be warned that it is awful.
2019-11-25 02:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Blizzards Are Snow Joke 🎄 Your Freezing Lamia Roommate Needs Cuddles
[F4A] Blizzards Are Snow Joke [Blackout][Shivering][Not Designed for Cold Weather][Merry Christmas][Friends to Loves][Fire Pretty][Setting Fire to Things That You Shouldn’t]][Student Lamia Roleplay][All Evil Creatures Have English Accents][Supernatural Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Your Freezing La...
2019-11-24 16:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Elf-Deception 🎄 You Discover Your Girlfriend’s Dark Christmas Secret
[F4A] Elf-Deception [Gadgets from the Workshop][up to Snow Good][How Did You Find out][You Think I Am a Spy?][Oh Deer][Glitter][Santa Is a Relationship Ninja][Gender Neutral][You Discover Your Girlfriend’s Dark Christmas Secret]
2019-11-24 15:19:18 +0000 UTC
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Happy Honey Holidays 🎄 Blue Christmas 🎄 Working the Night Shift with Your Lovesick Detective Partner
[F4A] Blue Christmas [Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Ridiculously Oblivious][Super Duper Detecting Skills][Jealousy][Bingo!][Honey Is Hard to Date][Gender Neutral][Lovesick Maverick Detective Roleplay][Working the Night Shift with Your Lovesick Detective Partner]
2019-11-24 13:52:57 +0000 UTC
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Honey's Descent into Madness
Day three of no internet.
The banshee lays dead at my fee, but I can still hear his shrieks echoing off the walls.
I have cleaned under the bed.
I have called Virgin Media over ten bloody times and have been cut off six times.
No internet and no cable make Honey something ...
2019-11-24 13:44:08 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 All That Bloody Glitters 🎄 Your Grumpy Vampire Roommate Is Having the Worst Christmas Ever
[F4A] All That Bloody Glitters [Merry Christmas][Secret Santa][You Are My Best Friends][Coming out of the Casket][Vampiric Dramatics][Maybe I Am Not Meant to Live with Humans][Stroppy Pouting][It Is Disrespectful][Supernatural Roleplay][Gender Neutral][Your Grumpy Vampire Roommate Is Having the W...
2019-11-22 20:25:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Honey Holidays 🎄 Do You Really Want to Go to the Party? 🎄 Cosy Fireside Cuddles with Your Clingy Girlfriend
[F4A] Do You Really Want to Go to the Party? [Clingy Girlfriend][Pouting][But, Baby, It's Cold Outside][Domestic Bliss][Not Playing Fair][Cuddling in Front of the Fire][Hot Chocolate][Merry Christmas][Gender Neutral][Cosy Fireside Cuddles with Your Clingy Girlfriend]
2019-11-22 20:10:02 +0000 UTC
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Clusterfuck Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiqjJA3ZRRQ
Tea & Harlotry ❤ Over the Line ❤ Can the Voice on the Radio Be Trusted?
[F4M] Over the Line [No Sex][Supernatural][Radio][Post-Apocalyptic][Flirting][I Know You're Lonely Too][Let Me in][I'll Make It Worth Your While][Script Fill]
Script by notRewound
So It Begins....
Christmas is going to make me lose my mind.
WARNING: CONTAINS BAD SINGING!
Hope you like Moon River because this is 18 minutes of it.
After a Drunken Night Your Best Friend Is Definitely Avoiding You 💕 About Last Night
[F4A] About Last Night [Friends to Lovers][Love Confessions][Awkward AF][I Am Not Avoiding You][Hiding Behind the Sofa][Denial][Super Duper Dodge][You Are Not Buying This Are You?][Last Night Did We….?][Gender Neutral][Best Friend Roleplay][After a Drunken Night Your Best Friend Is Definitely A...
2019-11-19 02:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostDark Cyberpunk Roleplay 🖤 A State of Doubt
Oooooh the mind games. I do love playing the bad guy.
🖤🖤🖤🖤
[F4A] A State of Doubt [False Memories][Dystopian Future][False Memories][Mistaken Identity][War Crimes][Dark][Gender Neutral][Dark Cyberpunk Roleplay]
2019-11-18 21:59:32 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5F-V-PHDZU
Tea & Harlotry 💋 Take a Number 💋 I Am Not as Innocent as You Think
You think you know me, but you have absolutely no idea.
💋💋💋💋
[F4M] Take a Number [Faux Innocence][Breathy][Playful][Secretly a Slut]
2019-11-17 23:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostTea & Harlotry 💋 Why Deny Yourself, Daddy? 💋 No Fap Temptation
Daddy, I just want to make you feel good. Won't you let me make you feel good?
💋💋💋💋
[F4M] Why Deny Yourself, Daddy? [Ddlg][Fsub][Begging][Why Are You Holding Back?][I Won’t Come Without You][No Fap Temptation]
2019-11-17 23:12:44 +0000 UTC View PostTea & Harlotry 💋 Give Me a Taste 💋 Honey Noire
Detective, I've been expecting you.
💋💋💋💋
[F4M] Give Me a Taste [Honey Noire][Getting the Girl][Handjob][Doxie][Private Detective Listener]
2019-11-17 23:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostTea & Harlotry 💋 Asking Nicely 💋 Distracting You at Work
I am just calling you at work to ask you to sleep over tonight, and I am making sure to ask very nicely indeed.
💋💋💋💋
[F4A] Asking Nicely [Telephone EQ][Distracting You at Work][Begging][Argument Aftermath]
2019-11-17 23:12:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt Is Hard Being a Novice Superhero in a World with No Crime 🍯 Dishearten
[F4A] Dishearten [A Quiet Night][Tourist Information][The Problem with Millennial Superheros][Supervillain Origin Story][Gender Neutral][It Is Hard Being a Novice Superhero in a World with No Crime]
2019-11-16 20:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostHow You Came to Be Adventuring with Honey the Troll ❤ I Am Not Trolling You
[F4A] I Am Not Trolling You [Gruff Honey][Troll Economics][My Bridge][Not Quite a Fairy Tale][I Am a Progressive Troll]]I Ran Away from Home][Gender Neutral][How You Came to Be Adventuring with Honey the Troll]
2019-11-15 23:49:35 +0000 UTC View Post