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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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Et tu, Link??

I bought a Nintendo 3ds off of a twenty year old kid in a gas station parking lot two days ago.

Look, you live your life how you want to and I'll live mine how I want to. Also, I hope that someone made it this far thinking that Mike was writing this.

Anyway, I bought the 3ds because I...

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Comics!

Comics!

On the last episode we talked about some comics, well here they are!

The one with all the talking is the Chris Claremont panel, more information can be found on that 2020-01-15 22:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Shadow Moon meme contest winners!

Shadow Moon meme contest winners!

Congrats to RotoLando, Lee, and LaRenardRoux for their winning entries! The Drake one was the audience choice, miss piggy, and T2 were judges'. Email or send a patreon message to claim your prize! Thanks to everyone who entered, you can check out the gallery View Post

Vote for Memes!

We're going to pick our Judges' pick today, so please vote for your favorite Shadow Moon meme (by liking the post) so we can announce the winners tomorrow!

 https://www.patreon.com/posts/32948111 

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Shadow Moon Ep. 66 - We Come to Bury Burys

A shocking Very Special Episode! A first in the history of the podcast, possibly a first for any podcast!

The smelly, repugnant, filth-caked, farm-animal-of-a-girl Elora is discussed at length which leads to not one BUT two shocking bathroom tales from Mike and Conor! (Can you get that from...

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Shadow Moon meme contest!

Shadow Moon meme contest!

Alright, it's time to make all this time spent with Thorn, Elora, and whoever the hell Burys is worth it. Post your finest Shadow Moon memes right here! And don't forget to vote for your favorites. We'll pick two winners, Judge's Favorite and Audience Favorite, and send them some cold hard cash a...

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Episode 65 - Pig Girl Wrecks the Can

Happy new year everyone! A new decade has dawned and we are still reading Shadow Moon. In this segment, to the author's credit, some stuff actually happens! Unfortunately what happens is that a nude otter-man crashes through the roof of a tavern and the sacred princess takes a dump.

Fortuna...

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Conor's Favorite TekWar cards Part 2

Here are my long awaited Top Ten Tekwar cards 51-100!

The art on these cards, for the most part, plas-sucks, but I truly enjoyed this homage to Mark Trail's 2019-12-30 16:21:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Quacktastic

Quacktastic

Full proof that this podcast has broken my brain, I went to the beer store on Christmas Eve (During the DAY, I'm not like Mr. Welch on It's A Wonderful Life) and while looking for something tasty, discovered this Trucking Through Time themed beer. I did not buy it because a four pack was like ove...

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Willow Loves Willow

Mike and Conor have a pretty straightforward discussion about how Thorn née Willow formerly "the floor" kinda sorta transforms into The Demon / A Dragon / Some Stones / a Liquid Mass of His Own Melted Organs / Some Shards / A Mountain / a Swimmer / a Fish, etc., and in that state puffs air into ...

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Little Help?

I'm only a few pages in to this week's reading and just a few questions spring to mind. E.g., can anyone tell me who in the name of Fillmore Crank* any of these people are?!?!

  • Kieron Dineer
  • Consort to the Veil Lord
  • Queen Magister of the Realms Beyond
  • Cherlin...

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Baby Chuckette

Baby Chuckette

It's been an abundance of riches in terms of insanely good art that would be impossible to comprehend for anyone who doesn't religiously listen to this podcast. This latest one is Lucas Antoniak's twist on Baby Yoda. They really...

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Another Apology

I would like to apologize to Mike Nelson. Since my supposed mispronunciation of Magus were made public, jackals have descended on him and his family. Leaving the house for a cup of coffee has turned into...

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Apology to Conor and Listeners

Apology to Conor and Listeners

Conor, I regret if you were offended when in episode four I corrected your pronunciation of "Magus". Mistakes were made, and I am informed that in some instances and circumstances pronunciations exist which seem to align more with your idiosyncratic way of voicing it than mine. 

I unde...

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Shadow Moon: Episoude the Fourth

 A jam-packed episode made all the more thrilling because Mike's computer crashed twice while making it. Was it ensorcelled by a HardDriveHeron with CrashCharms? We may never know.


What else? Pretty straightforward, nothing really stands out -- Oh, wait: Willow becomes a floor. I t...

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Llamacorn gallery by Matt Nelson

Llamacorn gallery by Matt Nelson

Listener, and Patreon support Matt Nelson drew custom Llamacorns for all our books. Incredible work. I think the Tekwar one is my favorite, but I really enjoy how the two Cline ones capture the slackjawed idiocy of the author, main characters, and intended audience.

Check out Matt's work at...

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A screen shot of my notes, taken entirely at random

A screen shot of my notes, taken entirely at random

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Thorn Michael Thomas Willow's Powers

Thorn Michael Thomas Willow's Powers

I'm starting to lose the plot where Willow's powers are concerned and could use a little help, please. Here's my list: are there more (or fewer)?

  • MageSight
  • InSight
  • MindSpeak
  • OutSight
  • Glamours both major and minor
  • Passive charms
  • Spi...

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TekWar cards reviewed

As mentioned in Episode 61, listener and Patreon supporter Christian sent me a complete set of TekWorld cards. Here are my ten favorite cards from the first fifty in the set.

Here we have Jake Card...

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Llamacorn sez, "Well coat my meat in peanut sauce, it's a new ep!"

Llamacorn sez, "Well coat my meat in peanut sauce, it's a new ep!"

Gather round victuallers and chandlers, alike! Lacquer your fur down and join us as we dig further into the Thillow-verse. 

Can Mike get a soild D or D- in Real or Fanfic? How's Thorn's stand-up routine (the dark web knows)? Can Conor pronounce "magus" any better than "Ogden"? What's t...

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Trucking Through Time, the movie??

Trucking Through Time, the movie??

 I guess The Irishman may be the closest we get to a Trucking Through Time big screen adaptation 

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Episode 61 - Don't Put Ketchup on your Death Dog

Ah, Shadow Moon... That's a name we haven't heard in a long time... Well, a week at least!

Join us as we continue our deep dive into the Lucas/Claremont saga "Shadow Moon".  This section begins with a bunch of Death Dogs getting impaled, decapitated, and having various organs thrown in...

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Devil Dogs, witchlights and Shapers, oh, my!

Devil Dogs, witchlights and Shapers, oh, my!

I'm only half-way through the Reading and am struck by the Seeming randomness of the Use of proper nouns and capitalization, e.g.

  • Wood of the Maker
  • Death Dogs (of course)
  • Power
  • Great Hunt
  • Call
  • Scar
  • InSight
  • OutSight
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Stickers!

Stickers!

I mentioned the Fanfic that Janelle wrote in the newest ep, but neglected to mention this amazing STICKERS that she sent me. Truly incredible work. I believe she's working to get them available in her store, and as Discord emotes. Maybe once she figures out a production of them we will run a give...

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Episode 60 - This Podcast is now named Thorn Drumheller

Step into the WillowVerse for our first discussion of George Lucas & Chris Claremont's "SHADOW MOON"! Things get sexy right off the bat, and never let up (if you consider descriptions of hair that is one color but has streaks of another color in it to be sexy. We do.)

We'll meet some of...

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We need fanfic!

We're recording tomorrow afternoon, send us your fanfic, dumb sentences, and any other thoughts you might have about the first 50 pages of Shadow Moon!

I don't have the stats to bear this out, but the first Fanfic round might be the hardest for the writers. It's hard to identify the author'...

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Not to get ahead of it...

Not to get ahead of it...

But this is an actual caught-in-the-moment photo of me watching Willow.

(Stay tuned for my completely fair, unemotional take on the movie and please be assured it's madness to think that my view of that would ever influence my take on the book, Shadow Moon.) --MJN

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First Shadow Moon reading assignment

Sorry it took so long to get this to everyone. We're gonna read the first fifty pages and see how that works for a chunk. No natural place to break it up, in our trade paperback version we're gonna read until the line "Oh joy, that we have so much in common."

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We're off to a dumb start already!

We're off to a dumb start already!

It's quite a feat to so blatantly rip off LOTR before the first word of the book. Looking forward to Willow's encounter with The Smaugster (rapping dragon with attitude AND baditude) and his estranged relatives the Backville-Sagginses.

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And the next book is....

  • Cline
  • Cline
  • Theis
  • Shatlart
  • Thrash
  • Pappy
  • James
  • Harris
  • Stoker...

Who's next? Listen and find out!

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