The Lair of the White Worm movie got some commenters talking about Hugh "I'm Huge" Grant and some of his other films, including Bridget Jones's Diary, which gives me an excuse to tell this quick anecdote (because "story" is too strong a word):
For those who don't know, an...
2019-11-07 04:44:58 +0000 UTC
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And what might it be?? We'll let you know soon enough!
2019-11-04 14:52:49 +0000 UTC
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Let's try posting this again. We discussed the Lair of the White Worm movie, and attempted to answer these questions (and many more!):
-What the hell?
-Dampton, not Lambton?
-Will Conor do another cooking show of Earthworms pickled in Aspic?
-Is the White Worm Song Band av...
2019-11-01 16:50:44 +0000 UTC
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Dammit! We were going to announce these during the movie recap and just plain forgot. Well, here are the two winners of our copies of LOTWW:
Alena Harrold
Dedicatedprocrastin (that's what came thru on gmail)
Send us an email at 372pages@gmail.com with your contact info and we will ...
2019-11-01 16:43:43 +0000 UTC
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We're gonna discuss the White Worm movie tomorrow, if you have any thoughts or observations, send us a message or leave a comment!
2019-10-31 17:19:10 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Thank you to everyone who joined me! I have to get ready to catch my theoretical flight. If there is a further delay, I may log back on, much much angrier.
Hello everybody. I am in the Dulles Airport Turkish Airlines Lounge waiting out a 4.5 hour flight delay. If you wanna chat I am i...
2019-10-27 18:12:08 +0000 UTC
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Conor and I respond to the many emails you sent us with questions, concerns, and even clarifications and *gasp* elucidations! Among the items discussed:
- Inflatables, cow and others!
- Mongooses!
- Lair of the White Worm: The Motion Picture
- Christy’s M...
2019-10-24 16:33:18 +0000 UTC
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2019-10-19 22:22:09 +0000 UTC
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Three hypnotizing attempts, two destroyed castles, and countless walnuts later, Lair of The White Worm comes to an end. Break out the medium-grade china and cream-jug, because this is one episode you won't want to miss.
The 372 Pages Improv Players will attempt to fill the void when the Dar...
2019-10-18 18:07:28 +0000 UTC
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So many good ones to choose from, but there can be only two winners. Was hard not to pick the Iyck dog or the Far Side Mercian Society one, but alas! Thanks to all who created and voted, if these are yours, email us at 372pages@gmail.com for your share of the prize! Here's a link to the gallery o...
2019-10-17 19:52:33 +0000 UTC
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Deep into the book we get Lady A's mental state as she ponders her revenge on Caswell. For what, I've either forgotten or it's, surprise, unclear :
"She [Lady Arabella] must lure him to the White Worm’s hole–but how?"
I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE WHITE WORM?! DIDN'T WE ALREADY WORK...
2019-10-17 01:49:15 +0000 UTC
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Alright, alright, I saw the post, so I recruited my parents to help me test fly the evil bird kite. It did not stay up long enough to try to send it any notes, but I think it's easy to see how one could get obsessed with sitting and watching one of these hover in the air (in between going to slee...
2019-10-15 20:26:48 +0000 UTC
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Where is it, Conor?!
2019-10-15 16:13:28 +0000 UTC
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It's our third episode discussing Bram Stoker's "Lair of the White Worm". If you like coherent horror stories, we apologize. But as a consolation, may we offer you dozens of sentences with upwards of seven commas in them?
We get the best of what Bram has to offer here: conversations with ol...
2019-10-11 18:25:49 +0000 UTC
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Conor got a little excited after the baseball game late last night and now this is being delivered by 9PM tomorrow
2019-10-10 18:24:56 +0000 UTC
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Time for a Meme contest! Post your best ones in the comments, and this time around, "Like" all your favorites! We'll give a judges award as well as a prize for whoever gets the most likes. Use anything up to this week's reading assignment.
(Above meme is from the sequel to Bambi Meets Godzi...
2019-10-09 16:39:28 +0000 UTC
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"But beyond such matters she did not try to go. The only comment she made was of strongly expressed surprise at her ladyship’s cheek in ignoring her own criminal acts, and her impudence in taking it for granted that others had overlooked them also."
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! Will surprise b...
2019-10-09 03:32:26 +0000 UTC
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"As he spoke, Sir Nathaniel’s mouth hardened and his eyebrows came down till they met."
2019-10-08 03:47:26 +0000 UTC
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To say that LOTWW took an unexpected turn in this section would be a slap in the face to unexpected turns. While it appeared to be inching (worm pun) its way toward an exploration of the enormous holes that TOTALLY PROVE the existence of giant worms, most of the second quarter of the book is dedi...
2019-10-04 22:15:07 +0000 UTC
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Write a worse sentence: "The next step of intellectual decline was to bring to bear on the main idea of the conscious identity of the kite all sorts of subjects which had imaginative force or tendency of their own. "
(Yes, I'm doing my reading now and lashing out... -- MJN)
[btw...
2019-09-30 23:13:38 +0000 UTC
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2019-09-30 22:24:44 +0000 UTC
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Bram, (or is it pronounced Bram) Stoker's Dracula followup The Lair of the White Worm, is not very good. But there's a lot to discuss!
Adam Salton has willingly traveled halfway across the world to live with his elderly Grand-Uncle, which is frankly a clue that we're not in for a relatable ...
2019-09-26 21:14:14 +0000 UTC
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Recorded live at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis on 9/18/19, it's a very special 372 Pages Live!
Conor & Mike turn the tables on themselves, reading bad writing from Conor's past. (Over two decades ago!) Mike either had no bad writing or it was somehow even worse than Conor's, so he got...
2019-09-25 14:32:57 +0000 UTC
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A special 372 podcast with the author of Medallion Status!
https://www.amazon.com/Medallion-Status-Stories-Secret...
2019-09-18 20:05:08 +0000 UTC
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Tonight's the night. It's gonna be, well, all right.
https://www.sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/comedy-event-space?event=12174
If you can make it, please do. If you can't, you will ...
2019-09-18 15:14:46 +0000 UTC
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We're on our ninth book! We now have enough bad books to field a baseball team or form our own personal Wu-Tang Clan of crappy literature. No reason to delay any further, hit play to find out what we're reading next, as well as what we'll be discussing at our September 18th live show in Minneapol...
2019-09-12 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I (Michael J Nelson) am back from my trip to Noregolia and then on to Gorzom where I found a local wench with a lithe, opaque nose. Got some plunder, too, long as I was there.
Anyway, Conor and I will be back very soon with our next book choice and some exciting news about our live show at ...
2019-09-09 21:26:48 +0000 UTC
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It's Mike's turn to take a vacation, so I sat down to discuss bad books with my wife, Lauren. As luck would have it, we JUST took a long road trip and happened to listen to an audiobook that we both hated. We'll discuss this unique experience of despising a book that you didn't actively set out t...
2019-09-04 13:16:50 +0000 UTC
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We finally finish Charles E. Harris aka The Horny Grandpa's saga Trucking Through Time. Tension is high as we finally will get an answer to our big question: will the author handle things sloppily or hamfistedly?? There's a big military standoff, sexy-time both across the river and in the breakdo...
2019-08-29 16:17:55 +0000 UTC
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"The Captain had told Collins on his way out not to repeat the conversation they had with Chad and Dale, but he was worried Collins would tell the General they were actually here to investigate the General."
2019-08-24 01:36:05 +0000 UTC
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