Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Too much corn for some but not enough for others, a plane timeshare you never agreed to, a man in the roof intercepting your calls, and a man who only wants to sound the alarm.
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Outro: Bells & Circles - Underworld and Iggy Pop
2025-08-24 06:42:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A substitute Justin Bieber producing philosophically complicated experiences, and a brand new type of non-driveable car for people in one particular lifestyle.
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Outro: Body Double - Pilotpriest
2025-08-20 11:55:10 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An opportunity to take back what WAPCoin took from you, the new Pepsi, advice for the prospective nightfiller, extreme diarrhea en route to Indianapolis, and the exploits of a Momentress.
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Outro: subversive - MAQUINA.
2025-08-17 06:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: The miracle penny that attracts shooters, a polarising giant octopus incident, and a terrible thing to befall a young uncle.
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Outro: Soul Rinse - Jeron Braxton
2025-08-14 02:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostStreamer, podcaster and journalist Libby Watson joins Andrew and Ben to discuss: The worst possible medium in which to have your eternal soulmate surface, and the ugliness of Blurays.
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Listen to What's All This Then: 2025-08-10 04:39:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A locally impressive number of oysters, the Bulgarian cuck scene, a challenger to the sunflower crown, and giving away your wealth out of misplaced shame.
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Outro: Perpetual Oyster - Yawning Man
2025-08-06 10:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The incredible journey of one lightning bolt, a new term for 10 million years of having a cold one, and one Dutchman dedicating his life to one special sunflower.
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Outro: Plantlife - Autolux
2025-08-03 03:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostEx-husband of the show Jesse Black joins Lucy and Ben to discuss: 100 years and still no golf patience, one easy trick for taking stuff from a cybertruck, the disinfo campaign around the snack wrap, and Stuff We Should Chat About.
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Listen to Savant Garde: 2025-07-31 05:23:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The police state clamps down on Louisiana drivers, another individual who shan't be coming, violently defending nature's precious creatures, and another series of train heists.
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Outro: Train Song - Porto Geese
2025-07-27 03:59:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The varying degrees of severity when a nude man enters your home, a perfectly guilt-free Great American Hall of Name from the mid-bellum South, and the legal status of trash.
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Outro: Akira - Deafcult
2025-07-23 11:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting in trouble with the Pope because of your conflict avoidance, using your gun to get everyone back on track, and the RIPing Report.
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Outro: Teeth - DZ Deathrays
2025-07-20 00:56:36 +0000 UTC View PostLucy and Ben bring you: A check-in with the world of romantasy, another act of Shaq generosity, a gathering of at least two hundred jet boaters, a free firework just for teens, and a brand new goop.
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Outro: Counting Sailboats - The Holydrug Couple
2025-07-15 12:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: McDonalds has brought back the Snack Wrap.
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Outro: The Sound of all Things - Lorelle Meets The Obsolete
2025-07-13 03:04:45 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The sexy robot spiritual advisor stealing your husband, one great reason for temporarily stealing a firetruck, and the end of a 20-year pole greasing hiatus.
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Outro: Sequencia Inicial - Soda Stereo
2025-07-09 10:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Taking your bull with you, the secret sauce of Mudman Burgers, swords from the river, Theo's long hair, and a permanent reminder of an important event.
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Outro: Ummon - Slift
2025-07-06 03:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The world's most muscular ally, thousands of disappointed Norwegians, one phonetically perfect sentence, and a secret in the walls with a low melting point.
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Outro: Norge - Golden Age of Ballooning
2025-07-02 11:39:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Comedian Aidan Jones joins us to talk about: Funnelling all human interaction through the machine that can only agree with you, and the visionaries at the forefront of weed distribution.
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Find Aidan's tour dates here: 2025-06-29 03:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Being betrayed by your supportive father, hurling a raccoon into a situation, and getting wedged mid-rescue.
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Outro: Pattern Recognition - Discovery Zone
2025-06-25 13:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gift of an airport meat wagon, the generational end of fishing, a tour of Texas by Queensland's finest, and the maternal instinct to hurl objects.
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Outro: The Throw - Jagwar Ma
2025-06-22 04:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Joe Biden meets one of the world's biggest celebrities, a cruel double standard for nude men, and 16 bad signs raining stinkily from the sky.
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Intro: Fiveceps - Hell Orbs
Outro: Cold Hope - Pelican
2025-06-18 11:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostRecording live at Polonia on May 31st, 2025. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warrior's THC beverage, marketing in the living-in-your-car space, self-evaluating your driving, Germany's most evil Subway, egg theft, letting the computer not have sex with you, the Australiaboo, dirt full of ...
2025-06-14 07:23:53 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Important changes in the Dulux colour space, turning embezzlement money into a range of pleasant scents, and proposed movements towards the beginning of the end of a familiar Newfoundland smell problem.
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Outro: Temple of Juno - Necro Deathmort...
2025-06-11 11:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostDemi and Tom from bigsofttitty.png join Andrew to discuss some wienercentric news from the Grocerant Guru, plus Headline News. Those are the only two segments somehow.
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Outro: The Anthem - Onra
2025-06-07 05:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Big questions about the nature of attraction, acts of political egg violence, an extremely lucky dog named Truck, a headstone a few metres off target, and the Shipping Report.
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Outro: Tracks (Tall Bodies) - Chelsea Wolfe
2025-06-04 11:34:16 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting arrested for offering people a good deal, hunting for celebs in the wrong place, soloing Movie World as a birthday boy, and the pain of experiencing events.
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Outro: Futsu ni Ikirenai - Minami Deutsch
2025-06-01 04:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Saying no to those that would take your land, seeing the Jeremy Renner in everything, putting the wrong uncle in the right suit, and the Clipping Report.
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Outro: I Saw God - Black Helium
2025-05-28 01:29:24 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The threat of cheap hot dogs, a miraculous burning river, having your first beer and flipping out, and not living by the cowboy code.
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Outro: Aquarius - Boards of Canada
2025-05-24 02:29:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The end of a controversial goose management tool, the proposed end of a uniquely un-American stretch of highway, a beclogged Komodo dragon, one man's secret to longevity, a touching auto-obituary, and a hammered pilot-blinder.
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Outro: Hey Boy ...
2025-05-21 03:41:35 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The thinning veil between reality and fantasy, the car of the future today, yesteryear's beefalo, and a duck repeating.
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Live show tickets available at boontavista.com/live 2025-05-18 08:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The new almost certainly fake trend blowing up America's schools, and getting smished for all you're worth in support of the Kansas Highway Patrol.
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Outro: Gran Ejemplo de Juventud - Perro
2025-05-14 10:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post