Daniel Hentschel

TRANSCRIPT: The Dan Hentschel Podcast - Episode 8T)

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Dan Hentschel podcast. We got to have a talk about something and I just want to warn you right at the top that some of you are probably going to be very--... This episode is going to be very painful for some of you. And believe me, I wish that I didn't have to say or...

The Dan Hentschel Podcast - Episode 8

We've got to have a family meeting.

It's not gonna be pretty. But this is part of what being a family is. 

DELETED VIDEO - "Sleep Alarms"

Here's a video from last fall about setting alarms throughout the night to get better sleep. I deleted this because I thought it was "basic as hell"

PSA For The Idiots

I want to explain something to everybody.

Many of you will likely read this and say to yourself, "I already know all of this and it is obvious." You can feel free to disregard if this is the case.

A lot of people lately have been asking me, “What’s going on? Why are you old? Why a...

DELETED VIDEO - "Bird Chirp"

Here is a video that was originally posted 4-14-23 that has since been removed. In it, I outline a method for controlling my partner using sleep deprivation via bird chirping sounds.

I'm not sure why I deleted this. Sometimes I just like to "freak it" 

The Dan Hentschel Podcast - Episode 7

Wow, hard to believe we are on Episode 7 already. Thanks everyone so much for joining me on this journey.

In this episode, I discuss some hate mail I've received and how I've learned to come to terms with it as an internet famous celebrity.

8/4/23 - Updates

Hello everyone. New episode of the DH podcast will be posted TOMORROW.

I was going to post it today but after spending the morning working on it and trying to record it, I felt a deep sinking feeling in my gut that it sucked and was horrible.

I could never live with m...

BONUS CONTENT - Unreleased Video Stills

Here are some stills of unreleased video content, most of them from the past month. I’ve been experimenting with shorter videos that are easier to screenshot, hoping they might be more effective. One downside to doing videos like this is, why they are often easier to share, that also makes them...

The Dan Hentschel Podcast Episode 6 TRANSCRIPT

Here is the text transcript of the latest episode of my podcast. Some of the transcription may be incorrect as I am not God and I'm not an infallible deity incapable of making mistakes. If you can't accept that, the unsubscribe button is right there.

Hello everyone...

The Dan Hentschel Podcast - EPISODE 6

Please ignore every time I say this is Episode 10. It is Episode 6, I'm not sure where that miscommunication came from and there will be consequences for whichever intern is responsible.

In this episode, I clarify the miscommunication around my death, discuss my thoughts on Barbenheimer, ta...

DELETED VIDEO - "How I Stopped Being Jealous Of My Partner's Ex"

I was sad to delete this one back in May, but I discovered it was an existing bit from The Office.

This one made me miss my hair.

DELETED VIDEO - "Spend Less Time On Your Phone"

I believe I deleted this video (originally posted Dec 3, 2022) simply because I thought it was stupid.

DELETED VIDEO - "Cheating Journal"

I've tried many different iterations on the "Two journals" concept with varying success. This is an early attempt from last November.

This was deleted because every kept saying it wouldn't work and I got annoyed. 

DELETED VIDEO - "Crush Painting"

Ahh the simpler days. This was an unreleased video from last October. 

Timeline Drop

Somebody was asking which editing software I use. I edit everything on Adobe Premiere. Here's an example of my timeline from yesterday's video.

On the right side you can see how I did the "day for night" effect (badly). I don't necessarily try to get the day for night perfect because most p...

Sample Script

Here’s a sample of what it looks like when I write a video. I essentially create a “teleprompter,” placing my phone to the right of the computer screen.

I only script the narration.

7/10/23 - Musings

Hello dearest Patrons.

It has been quiet on most of my socials this week. I decided to give my brain a rest until this coming Wednesday.

One of the videos I posted last week was called “Preventing my partner from being attracted to other people this summer.” In it I explain that I...

DELETED VIDEO(S) - "Getting Someone the Perfect Gift"

Since it's that time of year (Christmas in July) here is a deleted video from December 2022 that is holiday themed.

This upload actually combines two versions of the same TikTok-- first you will see the original, which was removed for violating the community guidelines.

They took offe...

DELETED VIDEO - "Predators"

Here's a deleted video originally posted 3/10/23. 

In this video, I answer the question "how I make my girlfriend NEED me."

The Dan Hentschel Podcast MINISODE (Episode 5.5)

This is a very special minisode to answer some of the remaining questions from the Q&A. 

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS

Here is a set of exclusive photos of me you won't find ANYWHERE else online. Enjoy!

DELETED VIDEOS - "How I Find Out If My Date Is A Bad Person""

This video was initially posted April 20, 2023.

I would like to try this again and see if it does better with a smaller amount of money, and possibly tweak the scenario a bit. 

DELETED VIDEO - Fake Engagement Photos

Here is a deleted video from Nov 9, 2022. 

In this video, I describe a technique in which you post images on Instagram that seem like engagement photos, but it's not 100% clear-- and the benefits of doing this.

BEHIND THE SCENES - "Take My Order"

Here's a short behind the scenes video with some of the raw footage I used to make this video. It was much more complicated than it looked at it was pretty much all assembled in editing from different portions.

The Dan Hentschel Podcast EPISODE 5 Transcript

Here is a transcript of Episode 5.

Hello everyone, and welcome to episode four (sic) of the Dan Hentschel podcast. I am so sorry for the delay in releasing this episode. I just feel like the world's biggest pile of dog shit. So much has happened since the last episode. I feel like ...

The Dan Hentschel Podcast - EPISODE 5

Please ignore every single time in this recording I say that this is episode 4. It is episode 5.

In this episode, I give you a play-by-play of the harrowing day my ex died, as well as answer some of your Patreon questions.

PATREON Q&A

Hello all,

I'm going to do an "AMA" here so if you have any questions you'd like me to answer, comment below! 

Nothing is off limits and I will answer everything honestly.

Sorry

I was going to record a new episode of my podcast today and I was so excited. Then some asshole made me upset on Tiktok and I totally lost it. Now my voice is completely shot from screaming . 

I'm sorry everybody, but I can't control what other people do to me. Hopefully tomorrow it wi...

6-27-23 "An Update, And A Thank You"

Dearest Patrons,

Firstly, I want to begin by giving you my sincerest thanks for your support. Often times your contributions are the only way I make rent every month. As much as I project an image of wealth and success, this is merely a facade.

Secondly, I feel I must inform you that ...

DELETED VIDEO - Do You Have Histrionic Personality Disorder?

This video was originally posted Nov 21, 2022. I was trying to experiment with different formats and deleted it shortly after because it didn't really sit well with me. I didn't think it was that funny or interesting and honestly it was kind of offensive. 

So here it is for you to enjo...