This one's weird. I've always thought that Applejack is weirdly normal considering both her parents died and she's spent her entire life working on a farm that always seems to be on the edge of one disaster or another. Fortunately, she's a magical pony, so she's grateful for what she has and sati...
2019-12-01 04:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Jesus christ, this one almost killed me. Happy Halloween!
2019-11-01 05:41:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Aaaaand I'm back. Sorry for the break, but I got to that point where I was like "either I take a month off or I quit," and I didn't want to quit, so that only left one option. I try to take 3-5 days off at the beginning of each month before starting work on the next video, but I'd barely been doi...
2019-10-01 02:51:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Right before the buzzer yet again. I'm really glad Quibble came back; I love that guy. GF's daughter was kind of a brat, but I guess that's understandable when your dad is dead and mommy's sleeping with a fat nerd.
For some reason I got a ton of new people throwing down money this month, as...
2019-08-01 06:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Right before the buzzer. I told myself I'd get two videos out in a month for once, and I did it (west coast best coast). Not much to say on this one, because I'm friggin' exhausted. I've been working on this every waking second for the past three weeks, and I'm looking forward to a couple d...
2019-07-01 06:27:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Super late post here, but I had to wait for all of last month's charges to finish processing before putting this up or I'd get paid less. It's weird, but that's just how the site works.
Anyway, I think I'm done bitching about Celestia for a while. I really do like her, I just don't think sh...
2019-06-18 00:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I wrote out the scripts for both parts of this before I started making this video, so part two is loaded and ready to go. I'm gonna take a day off here and rest, then start working on that tomorrow.
The end of the ride is on the horizon, but despite all the jokes, I'm actually not depressed...
2019-05-14 23:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I mentioned in the last post that I wrote both parts of this at once, so this one came out a little faster than usual.
I am retarded for deciding to do this whole lip-syncing thing; it's like 10x more work. However, at the same time, I like the finished product so much more than any...
2019-04-12 04:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I actually wrote out both parts of the finale video back in November, but by the time they were done, the holiday special had come out and I set them aside and started working on that so I could get it up by Christmas. That video and the last two parts of RR changed my view on how to do these. Mo...
2019-03-27 23:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally done. I had no idea what to do for the climactic battle scene in this one. I went through 10+ versions of the script; everything from rap battles to long-ass speeches. The problem is I take this movie pretty seriously and the lesson means a lot to me, so I didn't want to do my typica...
2019-03-01 04:07:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Wew lad. This is the most work I've ever put into a video. When I did part 1, I also wrote out scripts for parts 2 and 3, but when I came back and looked at them after all this time I immediately realized they were garbage. Not just my usual brand of meme garbage, I mean a no-holds-barred trashfi...
2019-01-31 23:10:24 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you wondering: yes, I actually quit drinking. This is the first one of these I've made entirely sober, and I'm pretty happy with how it came out. Or at least it's a lot less shit than I anticipated.
Anyway, while I didn't post anything in November, I actually wasn't dicking off...
2018-12-28 04:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Little by little, I'm picking up momentum with these.
This episode was so fucking good that there wasn't anything obvious to make fun of. I just had to go with the "retell the story but make it retarded" method. I think it worked, because watching this video back, it's definitely fucking retarded....
2018-11-01 03:42:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode was about suicide. I'm not crazy, right? I had a friend try to tell me that it wasn't, because being turned to stone is a process that can be reversed, so technically Rockhoof wouldn't actually be dead, but to me that's missing the point. Yeah, sure, a little girl's horse cartoon can' t...
2018-10-16 23:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A welcome opportunity to return to my favorite lesbian horse couple. All memes aside, where the fuck was Trixie for the first half of this season? I really missed her and I hope she shows up more in the final season before the ride ends and our lovable horse friends are forever committed to the void...
2018-09-27 11:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yeah, I had a lot to say about this episode. Man, seeing Glimmer nuke Discord into oblivion was one of the happiest moments of my life. Now, you may think that's pathetic, and it probably is, but it's not because my life is devoid of joy and this little moment in a cartoon was the only good thing...
2018-09-01 05:19:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, this was both fun and exhausting to make. I had actually thought about doing a musical recap for the S7 finale, but then I figured starting out with a two-parter might be an overwhelming way to cut my teeth on that front. And yeah, just doing a single episode this way was enough.
Anyway, I'm ...
2018-08-06 00:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally got to do this one. Poor Chryssy - she's the only one who doesn't understand what a loser she is. I can very directly sympathize because I spent too many years of my life like that; everything was everyone else's fault, not mine. The only way I escaped that mindset was through a series of ca...
2018-06-30 23:32:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I really had fun doing the intro music for this one; I'm a bass/guitar fag, so I'm only comfortable when it comes to rock music, and when I try other genres I still tend to use my instruments as much as possible. This was a fun first shot at creating some completely electronic shit, minor though it ...
2018-05-24 05:13:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I promised myself I'd get two videos out this month, and I did, right before the buzzer.
This was my attempt to construct a situation in which Fluttershy having to run Rarity's shop would actually make sense. I don't think it worked.
Anyway, there are two episodes I'm extremely amped about d...
2018-05-01 06:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Welp, here we are, diving right the fuck into season 8. Once again, my condolences to the Maudfriends; shitposting aside, please don't chop your wieners off.
I let this one run longer than a normal video, but there was a lot of shit I wanted to say and I also figured that after being gone for over...
2018-04-16 07:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Another one down. This has been one of the roughest months I've had in a while - far, far from the worst of my life, believe you fucking me, but definitely some of the darker days in the past couple years. I know these videos are coming out slow, but there's some things I'm in the middle of sorting ...
2018-02-23 13:34:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a good time making this one. A very good time. I know krusty kunt is a dead meme, but the setup here was too perfect.
I'd write more, but I always end up saying the same shit in these blurbs and I have a terrible hangover.
Don't trust the crust.
2018-01-25 07:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This'll probably be the last one of the year, unless I can throw another video together in the next couple hours.
Anyway, I know those of you who actually read the shit I write here know my life has been a dumpsterfire the past couple months, and these past few videos have been rough to do because...
2018-01-01 03:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Jesus fucking christ. I guess it's fun doing really bizarre shit like this, but sometimes I'm afraid these things have gotten so far up their own ass that it's barely about the show anymore. I want to try and get back to a slightly simpler style with these, because the last two videos have just felt...
2017-12-16 02:31:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Waifufaggotry, philosophical pontification, and penises on heads.
You know, originally when I started doing these videos, I decided that if there was ever another Rarity feature episode, I wouldn't do it out of respect for my waifu. Then some shit went down. I know most of you guys follow me on tw...
2017-11-23 07:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I have to admit, this episode softened me to Discord a little bit. I still think he's an annoying faggot, but at least I know there's more to him than that. Still, I'm not gonna go sounding the bells and declaring him redeemed anywhere close to just yet; we'll have to wait and see if this relatable ...
2017-10-28 10:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welp, I'm finally back in the game. Hope you guys didn't forget about me. I'm just doing the episodes completely out of order now because fuck it; gotta do what's fun or I'll go crazy. Next up I'll be tackling that Discord episode from earlier this season, then I'll probably do the season finale bec...
2017-10-16 03:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, I thought I'd just let you all know what's going on since, you know, you *lovely* people are the ones giving me money~<3
First off, just in case anyone didn't see that video I posted the other day, I took a little vacation, but I'm back now and working on new videos. I kinda burnt mys...
2017-10-06 01:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, these videos are getting too complicated to make in just a week. I am fucking exhausted. I wish I had something interesting to say here, but I'm just sitting here drooling into my coffee and scratching my balls. Hope you guys enjoy, and as always, thank you for literally paying for my life <...
2017-08-31 23:57:39 +0000 UTC View Post