Time to Level Collapse: One day and 16 hours.
The group turned and headed toward the gate. We’d instructed them on how to find the employee line, which would be free of monsters. Bautista and about twenty others held back as I went through the complicated process of tryin...
2020-10-09 09:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe second cart for the Mindaro line never arrived. That was Bautista’s, leaving his group stranded at the end of the line. So without any further fanfare and very little discussion about how terrible of an idea this was, the four of us loaded up onto a rapid response cart and dialed...
2020-10-06 09:46:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the early version of book 2. It's still going through a few editing phases before we're ready for prime time. Plus the cover art isn't ready yet, but here it is, yo. Thanks everybody.
2020-10-05 04:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post
“He ended up being really brave,” Donut said as we lashed the last hand to the pedestal. “Especially for a dog. It’s kind of sad.”
“Kind of?” I said. “Everything about this sucks.” We really needed duct tape for this. Instead we had to use rope to...
2020-09-29 11:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of the chapters of the Amazon version of DCC will have some small spot artwork. Here is a sampling of what will be in there. This is all done by my friend Erik Wilson, who did the cover art for my book The Grinding.
I gave him a one-sentence description of 25 different...
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Time to Level Collapse: 3 days, 3 hours
“Save them all? Really?” Donut said after Li Jun left.
Katia emerged from the small apartment. “We need to s...
2020-09-23 02:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hekla’s body peeled off the wall and collapsed into a heap.
System Message. A champion has fallen. A bounty has been claimed.
The door to the train flew open, and the two mages and healer burst in. More of the daughters crowded in behind the...
2020-09-17 10:24:18 +0000 UTC View PostIf you haven't read the newest chapters (94-96), you might want to read those first before you vote. A little different this time because you can vote for more than one item, but there can only be one winner! And this time there's no "Let the author pick" option, so ya'll in control. What you pic...
2020-09-12 22:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 93
The production trailer was a submarine, not a boat. We ended up being late for our appointment, but this time it was because Zev had delayed it. She said both my conversation with Frank and “Donut’s amazing lap dance” at the male bordello were the top two feeds ...
2020-09-07 09:18:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to level collapse: 4 days, 20 hours.
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to figure out how to turn the train around. There was a section of track designed for the purpose. The track was shaped like a T on its side, and I had to steam pas...
2020-09-03 22:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostBautista: Yeah, you’re a little late there, buddy. Can’t talk. The whole damn station is a city boss. We gathered about 400 people on the train, and when they went up the stairs, it swallowed the first twenty of them like it was eating Cheese Ri...
2020-09-01 08:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 89
I awakened to find a message from Elle and Imani.
Elle: Hey Hotshot. Your instincts were right. There is a secret way out of the robot rooms. It’s a long tunnel, leading downward at an angle. It doesn’t look like it open...
2020-08-27 09:35:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Views: 123.8 Quadrillion
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Leaderboard rank: 6
Bounty: 100,000 gold
The Nightmare Express Landing - Station 283
Time t...
Chapter 86
Beige Line - Station 281
Time to Level Collapse: 7 days, 12 hours
The moment Dismember died, the Fleshers—now “Bereft Minions”—swarmed. We continued to press the metal up against the door, and they wer...
2020-08-13 05:36:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 85
Ochre Line. Station 149.
“Carl, Carl, I hit level 28 and I got a sponsor!” Donut said as I pulled myself to my feet. She gasped. “Carl, guess what? It’s Princess D’nadia of the Prism Kingdom! I love her!”
...
2020-08-09 05:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 83
We returned to find Hekla sitting on the couch in our base drinking an Arby’s milkshake.
“What do you think?” she asked, jumping up the moment we appeared. She held out her arms. She spilled some of the shake onto the couch.
“No eyeshadow,”...
2020-08-01 23:54:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I was out of my chair, fist forming before I realized what I was doing. I was prepared to drop a smoke curtain, or if necessary, Protective Shell. But would that work against fellow Crawlers? I tried to remember if Frank and Maggie’s dots had turned red when they att...
2020-07-27 21:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 81
The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook.
24th Edition.
Potions, Explosives, Traps, Secret Societies, Dungeon Shortcuts, and more. Much more. This guide to creating chaos was originally generated into the system during the fift...
2020-07-22 00:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 80
Time to Level Collapse: 8 days and 18 hours.
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Leaderboard rank: 6
Bounty: 100,000 gold
The dwarf c...
2020-07-17 23:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Banshee Station 116. Yellow Line.
Unlike the previous platform, this one held multiple exits. The moment the train pulled away, more red dots appeared, shuffling up toward the station. These were more monsters getting ready for the next train, which...
2020-07-14 23:23:45 +0000 UTC View Post10K+ of words. Hopefully this doesn't break Patreon. If it gets weird, let me know, and I'll break it up into two posts.
Chapter 77
It had been several hours since I’d beaten my knuckles raw on the wooden dummies. Both Donut and Katia entered the training room about twent...
2020-07-10 09:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostEntering The Royal Palace of Princess Donut.
You have upgrades that need to be placed.
We entered into an empty, industrial-styled room. It reminded me of the interior of an airplane hangar.
“Whoa,” I said, my voice ec...
2020-07-05 09:35:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 75
The platform to traveler station #83 looked like any other subterranean subway station from before the collapse. It was a narrow, concrete platform with a small set of stairs leading up to a different area. The featureless, white-tiled walls gave off an early i...
2020-07-01 10:55:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe next chapter will include both Carl and Donut receiving a Platinum fan box, which will take a few days (and chapters) to open. I have Donut's prize already chosen, but I will write into the story whatever you choose for Carl. You may vote for more than one item. If this works out,...
2020-06-29 11:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 4
The Iron Tangle
Chapter 74
Time to level Collapse: 10 Days.
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Leaderboard rank: 6...
Now is your chance to help shape the story!
So, I am currently working on the 4th floor. As you know, all of the floors from now on will be themed. I have multiple ideas, but I want YOUR input. Only those with certain tiers may vote. If you have any questions, suggestions, etc...
(Note. This will appear as an epilogue in Book 2, but for continuity’s sake, I’m keeping it listed as chapter 73)
Epilogue (Chapter 73)
“It looks like we now have definitive proof that sex tape with the late Maestro was indeed a snick,” Odette mused. T...
2020-06-22 01:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Remex screamed. The sudden, terrifying noise jolted my eyes open. I took in the room.
“Fuck,” I said, scrambling up. I jumped for the case, which had fallen to the ground.
We hadn’t died. Obviously. Light streamed from the container like a miniatur...
2020-06-20 01:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostNote and a warning: Chapter 72 isn't quite ready yet for Patreon. Chapter 71 ends on a massive, massive cliffhanger. I know how some of you guys hate cliffhangers. I will try to get 72 up ASAP. It's almost done, but I didn't want you to have to wait any longer.
Chapter 70
I pu...
2020-06-15 11:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post