Chapters 175 + 176
Just FYI this ends on a complete douche of a cl
2021-12-29 13:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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Chapter 174
<Note added by Crawler Ikicha. 11th Edition>
We are meant to live solitary lives, even the eunuchs amongst us. Still, the sight of him, twisted and changed, speaking with that same voice that once said such sweet words... It broke me, friends. It broke me in a such way I ...
2021-12-21 07:11:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 173
Chapter 173
Trophy Count: 52
Remaining Hunters: 673
“He ate the ring?” Mordecai asked after we returned to the closest saferoom. I’d run straight to the bomber’s studio, but I was now out. Donut sat at the open door, shouting ou...
2021-12-11 07:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostChoose Wisely, Crawler. Island edition.
You have chosen the Caribbean. Those poor bastards.
Okay, so there are technically 28 countries and/or territories in the area of the Caribbean. We are going to choose one. The poll option on Patreon doesn't allow that many choices, so I'm going to link most of the dinky ones togeth...
Choose wisely, Crawler. Your life depends on it.
Okay, this one is a little different because you don't know wtf you're voting for. You're going to be presented with the same choice the crawlers will be given at the beginning of a future floor with the same information they're given.
You're presented with a political globe of earth with ...
Chapter 172
Chapter 172
Time to level collapse: Six days, fifteen hours.
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System Message: A champion has fallen.
I took another step back, and I pulled the ring of Divine Suffering off my own finger and slipped it back into my inventory.
“Get...
2021-11-30 14:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 170 & 171
A couple nice, light chapters.
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Chapter 170
<Note added by Crawler Allister. 13th Edition>
Vampires. We have vampires in my culture, but they are not the same as the ones here in the dungeon, though they are similar. My T’Ghee deck contains...
2021-11-17 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 169
I wasn’t given the opportunity to say goodbye to the Popovs. After the lights flicked on, about twenty gnoll guards flooded the room. They took the sharpie from me and collected the other two. I had to remain in the now-featureless production room as the twins were ushered back to their space.<...
2021-10-31 18:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 167 and 168 + Cover art
Note: There were two two-chapter releases today! Make sure you've read 165 and 166 before reading these two!
Chapter 167
Carl: Mordecai, how safe is it to bring him in here?
Mordecai: He can’t telepo...
2021-10-18 12:18:13 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 165 and 166
Important note! I am posting chapters 165-168 right now, but since it's 19K words total, I am splitting this into two updates. I will pin THIS chapter since it's the newest, but chapters 167 and 168 will also be posted soon after these two and will not be pinned.
Also, a few necessary ret...
Chapter 164
Trophy Count: 38
Remaining Hunters: 914
“Poison is good against the mantids,” one audience member had said. “It affects them almost three times as fast as it does to everyone else.”
“That’s no good,” someone else said. “Those guys load up...
2021-09-30 13:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 161, 162, 163
Good news, it's three chapters. 13K words. Bad 2021-09-19 03:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 160
Err, cliffhanger alert. Though the cliffhanger in question won't get resolved next chapter anyway. I don't know what that's called, then. Maybe blue ball alert?
Chapter 160
New Achievement! Premature Questjaculation!
You beat a quest before I co...
2021-09-03 07:18:21 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 159
Chapter 159
“Do you think that was her real name? Future Hunter?” Donut asked as we watched the team slowly approach the castle. The castle’s alarm was a constant, pounding ah-luga, ah-luga. Apparently that particular pattern meant attackers at the main gate. All defender...
2021-08-24 03:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostChapters 157 & 158
Minor cliffhanger warning.
Chapter 157
<Note added by Crawler Drakea. 22nd Edition> The hunters avoid the elites. They are smart enough to know not to fight against something they won’t be allowed to easily defeat. The problem for us is elites are m...
2021-08-12 22:13:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 156
“Wait until you start to descend, and then close your mouth. Don’t do it too early. These missiles have a limited range.”
We all ducked as a church two blocks over exploded. Smoke billowed, and the air smelled oddly humid. Green-tinted clouds hung in the air. The message: You...
2021-07-31 11:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 155
A bit of a cliffhanger on this one. Fair warning.
Chapter 155
“She always wanted to be a reality television star,” Donut said. “It’s too bad Odette is keeping her all, what did she say? Sequestered? Oh, well. Do you think I was too hard on her? I needed to say it, but I’m ...
2021-07-24 21:18:35 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 153 and Chapter 154
Sorry it's a little late. I wanted to make sure you got two chapters because leaving it at the end of chapter 153 would've been a dick move.
Chapter 153
Two of the were-castors accompanied us on our trek back to Point Mongo. Signet also sent out more bush elves and ...
2021-07-18 00:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 152
Chapter 152
Hunting Trophies Collected: 36
Bravvo’s highest stat was his dexterity. Killing him gave me a single point.
He didn’t have too much good gear on him. Hunters didn’t appear to have bottomless inventories like we did, but instead used the slot sy...
2021-07-09 23:42:51 +0000 UTC View PostPlatinum Fan Box poll.
Carl has received a Platinum fan box! What's in it?
The choice made in this poll will have HUGE impact on the direction of this story, just as big as the choice you made when you picked the puppy, so choose wisely.
Chapter 151
Chapter 151
I pulled Donut into the first pub we passed. It looked like a regular, in-theme building from the outside, but inside it was some sandwich place called Eegees. Donut was still trembling with rage and fear. I didn’t bother going all the way into the personal space. The propriet...
2021-07-01 03:48:54 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 150
“This is just not acceptable, Carl. I like my butterfly charm. It makes it so fairies like me, and it is pretty. It’s part of my fit. I don’t want to take it off. I don’t see why I just can’t wear two charms at the same time. Stupid Angel the cocker spaniel had like four or fiv...
2021-06-24 11:32:59 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 149
Time Until the Hunt Begins: 3.5 Hours.
Trophy Count: 34
Remaining Hunters: 1013
The number of hunters in the dungeon appeared on the screen, just below the remaining crawler counter, which had lowered to 83,995. The hunter count...
2021-06-16 21:42:43 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 148
I had boxes to open and a ton of other stuff to do, but all of that could wait an hour. I sat down on the counter and just rested for a few minutes.
I’d run out of books to read. I needed a new outlet. But more importantly, I needed to rest. Not sleep. Rest. Like, really rest.
Most ...
2021-06-08 00:53:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 147
Chapter 147
(Note added by Crawler Everly, 7th Edition)
We ended up hiring five mercenaries. I got four from the Merc guild on the sixth floor of the Desperado Club, and another party member got a healer from Club Vanquisher. It was and continues to be a disaster. My guys cost us ...
2021-05-28 11:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 146
Chapter 146
Hunters Killed: 0
<Note added by Crawler Forkith. 20thEdition>
Based on some of these previous passages and my own observations, I think I’ve put together a good idea about the layout of the Hunting Grounds. They say it’s the same every time, b...
2021-05-20 12:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 145
Chapter 145
“I would like some time alone with my client,” my new attorney had said the moment he appeared in the room. I’d just asked for a lawyer, Orren had stopped everything, and a moment later, a new creature appeared, standing next to the liaison.
“Alone?” Orren asked,...
2021-05-15 10:04:36 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 144. Welcome to the Hunt.
Time to Level Collapse: 17 Days.
Time Until the Hunt Begins: 30 Hours.
Views: 512 sextillion
Followers: 142 Quadrillion
Favorites: 23 Quadrillion
Leaderboard rank: 1
Bounty: 3,000,000 gold
Book 4 Epilogue + Bonus stuff
(Note this is the second part of the epilogue. It is the same as the Christmas special, so apologies in advance if you've already read it. It's 99% the same, though I did a little editing and added a line.)
There's some additional stuff after this.
Also, I am done with the fi...
Book IV Files
Hello folks. Here are the .epub and the pdf files of the new book. This is uncorrected, pre-edited copies, but it's all nice and prettyfied.
Also, in case you can't see it in the file, here's the cover. Emberus, the god on the cover doesn't 100% match up with what's written. The final ver...