Jaundis

You'll never guess who won December's poll

Kylie. It was Kylie. Be surprised.

With an overwhelming lead, Kylie will be the lady getting her own festive Patreon special! I'm sure she and her gal pals will have a very pleasant time~.

I'll do my very best to have that up on the 31st, but the holidays are known for their ...

December Character Poll

It's time to huddle around the fireplace and warm ourselves while deciding which lovely lass to treat extra well this holiday season! There's seems to be a rulebreaker down there in the lost poll slot, though. What is she doing there when this is supposed to be a 2D part...

Heavy Payback

With a magnificent flourish of her rag, Kerry stood up and wiped her brow with the back of her sleeve. She was done for the day! And in record time, too!

Cadence’s opulent bedroom was sparkling, just as it had been by the time Kerry had cleaned it every day for the past week. Cadence was ...

Hana's Not-so-Frightful Feast

DISCLAIMER: In case it's not obvious while reading it, every character is aged up to 18+ here. We do not stan that kinda stuff here. I know that only Patreon peeps are gonna see this, but I thought it was important to mention anyways. 2021-12-06 03:39:07 +0000 UTC View Post

If You Give a Pixie a Cookie...

The light of dawn splashed across Tix’s face as she roused herself. Her tiny mouth opened in a massive yawn as she snuggled closer to her friend. Aico was still asleep, the lazy bug. She was a snorer, disturbing the peaceful quiet with her sleepy squeaks. But the noise was comforting. Tix loved...

Plans for December!

So I was drying off after a shower, lost in a daydream when a rude little thought in the back of my mind popped my dream bubble to remind me that I should probably do a monthly plan/schedule announcement thing. So here's that!

SO! First off, last month's unfinished business. The Hana fic is...

Hana story update

Turns out I was wrong; the Hana fic did end up being late. I'll try my very best to have it up before the end of the day today.

Stuffing the Thanksgiving Kat

Tasha swallowed hard. God, she loved this time of year.

Turkey, mashed potatoes, roasted vegetable medley, cranberry sauce, more bread than she could imagine, and so much more… and she got to have as much as she wanted. Ok, so she didn’t actually like turkey that much, but the rest was ...

Thanksgiving post is gonna be a bit late

I had a bit too much fun on Thanksgiving and ended up not working at all that day, so my schedule got all kinds of wack. I'll have the story out real soon though! Like, within a day or so soon!

And depending on how well it goes, the Hana story might end up being on the 1st instead of the 3...

Watermelon Breakthrough

This… this was a mistake, wasn’t it…? Ok, so… sure, maybe she could do it. She had been getting better at bloating, after all, but… but STILL… could she really manage all of… this…?

Mindy stared down at her goal for the night. A watermelon. A whole watermel...

The TRUE winner for November is...

Hana Yurikawa by a single vote! Seeing as how much of a foodie this gal is, it only seems fitting that she has a fun little feast~ (though Miko might not find it so fun). I would do a little Thanksgiving piece with her, but seeing as how she's Japanese and all, that wouldn't exactly work...

And the winner of November is...

Whelp, we managed to get a tie in the very first poll. It was more likely since there weren't that many people voting, but it's still kinda wild that it happened. 

The two 1st place winners of the November poll are Beatrix LeBeau, the silent and hardworking protagonist of Slime Rancher...

November Character Poll!

Heyyyyyy, here we go! We have a fine selection in this first poll: three provided by me and the rest provided by the lovely Book Sphinxes! And at the moment, the plan is to have these character poll stories be the Patreon exclusive content, so make sure to vote for your favorite!

This poll...

Art Imitates Life (from Inflated Egos)

Mindy loved her job. She got to stay at home all day, she was her own boss, she was doing what she loved- and she got to look at pictures of bloated cuties all day for ‘reference’! Sure, sometimes m...

A Giant Test

Vios wiped the sweat from her brow and looked proudly upon her new home. After just about thirty moons of digging, she had finally managed to carve a respectably sized den in a stone cliff in the center of her territory. It might’ve gone faster if the squishies in one of the towns could have ma...

Character Bios (Ongoing)

I'm starting to compile a list of bios for all my OC's, old and new, and putting them all in here;

Character Bio Folder

This is gonna be an ongoing thing wher...

Update Time (Thanks guys!)

Considering there are only two stories on here right now, the support you guys are showing is honestly incredible! Thank you so much!

I'm gonna try and make some little updates/notices every now and then to keep you guys in the loop (cause pledging to a Patreon and then getting radio silenc...

Character Poll Info (How to Submit a Character, What Characters are Eligible, and How to Make Your Second Vote)

The character poll will start on the 25th of every month and I'll end it 48 hours later on the 27th. All Book Wyrms will be able to suggest characters, as will the few Book Sphinxes that are left!

On the 22nd of every month...

That is NOT What Maids Are for

This house was way too big.

Kerry looked up at the two-story mansion in front of her in complete awe. She’d seen mansions before in movies and in manga and all that, but seeing one up-close in person really put into perspective how absolutely massive they were. And just how much work she ...

The Feast of Eternity

“Um, Ei… Paimon doesn’t think this is a very good idea…”

“Nonsense,” the electro archon insisted. “If I am to adjust to how much Inazuma has changed during my time in isolation, then I must familiarize myself with all that has changed. And during our last outing, I realized ...