Kerry wanted to impale the person who thought Florida was a good idea on a pitchfork and use them as a flag of surrender in her war against Florida's metric ton of bullshit. All that stuff she’d seen online about crazy people, gators in the streets, murder weather, and old people? All true. Eve...
2022-03-27 04:55:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis was one of the strangest things that had happened to Vios lately. And she’d drunk her own bodyweight in river-water.
Vios had lain down in a clearing in the woods after finishing a patrol of her territory. It was one of her favorite napping spots - the ground was soft thanks to the s...
2022-03-18 07:32:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt got a little heated this month, but Rias and Akeno from Highschool DxD just barely pulled ahead! I'm not familiar with this franchise, so it looks like I have some episodes to binge... not that I'll ever turn down a reason to go full weeb, heh~
It looks like Ruby will be showing up in an...
2022-03-11 10:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe day had been exhausting. Kobayashi had been dragged away from her normal work all day by Elma on a new tirade against their ‘hostile work environment’. Their company wasn’t even that bad, especially not these days, but it still wasn’t enough for the order dragon. Her only con...
2022-03-10 02:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostAfter an extra day and some change, iiiiiiiit's POLL TIME!
We've got a lot of duo's this month, so there might be a two-for in this month's exclusive. Only time will tell... actually, no it won't, what am I saying? You guys will!
As of last month, I've begun doing shorts for the secon...
2022-03-09 08:41:24 +0000 UTC View PostQuick heads-up: This short is based on the degenerate RWBY AU that I’ve written a few commissions for over on DA. As such, all the gals are older and their figures are a bit more… filled-out.
It was a typical Sunday at Beacon. Weiss was studying in the library, Yang was ‘stud...
2022-03-06 05:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: We’ve gone into the future, guys and gals, and Marin is 18 - fuck it, actually, she’s 20. Everyone’s in college, they're cosplaying in college, everything’s fine. No high-schoolers here. Now go have fun.
“AAAAAAH! It was so GOOD!” Marin s...
2022-02-28 21:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt was still nearly pitch-black in the bedroom as Cris blinked awake, her alarm chirping softly on her nightstand. Being a light sleeper was annoying at times, but it had its perks too; she could wake up easily for early-morning jobs without waking up her lovely partner.
The woman in questi...
2022-02-24 22:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post“Why must I always do this to myself?” Mona bemoaned as she slumped onto her writing desk. She wearily upended her coin purse next to her head and watched as just a handful of precious Mora clattered against her desk. The first week of the month was just barely departed, yet Mona was already ...
2022-02-22 08:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostAnother test, another singular red line. From on the bed beside Jackie, Michael sighed. “Are we doing something wrong? There are accidental pregnancies all the time, so why can’t we get one on purpose?”
Jackie set the negative pregnancy test on her nightstand and leaned over to peck M...
2022-02-21 15:49:43 +0000 UTC View PostTasha posed nude in front of the mirror, her arms behind her head to get a full, glorious view of her body. “Damn, do I look good. I wish I could look like this all the time~.”
From just outside the bathroom, Kat responded, “Eat like we did yesterday in ten years' time and you probabl...
2022-02-17 05:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostBy a narrow margin, Marin Kitagawa from My Dress-Up Darling pulled the victory! She's yet another big eater, but every exclusive so far has been a stuffing, so I'm really feeling that Marin should develop another interest besides cosplay and eating... Well, either way, I'll have this gorgeous cut...
2022-02-16 19:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostMindy pinched the edge of her prodigiously short shorts, pulling them back over her cheeks for the third time since she’d squeezed herself into them about an hour ago. She’d put them on early in hopes that she’d get used to them fairly quickly, but… nope. She just couldn’t get comfortab...
2022-02-15 08:35:06 +0000 UTC View PostBetter late than never, it's the character poll! We've got a star-studded cast for you this month, so don't hold back with your voting!
Just as an update, I changed the character suggestion sheet to allow groups of gals, so you'll be seeing a few of those going forward.
For all you lo...
2022-02-14 16:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Ryuko is 18 and not 17 in this fic. She’s already 17 in the canon, so just imagine that she had a birthday the last week and turned 18. Much thank.
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“Ry-u-kooooo!”
The inextinguis...
2022-02-11 11:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe clock was ticking away. A keyboard clacked away. Papers rustled. A foot tapped impatiently on the floor.
God damnit, Kerry hated desk jobs.
The maid flipped through the stack of papers in front of her angrily, doing her best to skim them without drawing in a pool of techn...
2022-02-05 11:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm still feelin' a bit achey and my throat's being a little bitch, but I'm starting to get my tum edge back and I miss writing, so I think it's time to start making promises to force myself to fulfill.
Promise number 1: I wanna get that fic I promised from the 27th-29th up within a day or ...
2022-02-02 04:16:14 +0000 UTC View PostI caught ye ol' 'rona virus and, since my dumbass conservative family that I live with won't let me get the vaccine, it's royally kicking my ass.
The fic for the 27th-29th is just about done so that one shouldn't be affected. But if the exclusive Ryuko fic ends up being late, that's w...
2022-01-27 14:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey Laura, so I was thinking that after work tonight, we should get together and do something wild! Something crazy! Something that we’re gonna remember for the rest of our lives!”
“Is this the usual ‘wild and crazy’, or is this a new ‘wild and crazy’?”
“...Can’...
2022-01-24 05:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post“Uuuughhh…” Tasha groaned plaintively, her fork clattering into the empty lasagna pan. She’d really done it. She’d eaten the whole damn thing. And now her body was punishing her for it. Her heavy stomach ached with tension. Apparently eating two days worth of food in less than ...
2022-01-23 08:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostTasha slowly drifted back to consciousness. There was something on her collarbone. It felt… nice… She half-smiled and reached a hand back behind herself to hold Kat, who was spooning her. “‘Morning…”
Kat didn’t respond. As Tasha's mind freed itself from its sleepy haze, she re...
2022-01-16 06:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostWith an astounding lead, the tomboyish protag of Kill la Kill, Ryuko Matoi, will be getting her own Patreon exclusive fic! Expect it sometime between the 29th and the 31st (PST) of this month.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
2022-01-11 14:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostTix hummed happily to herself as she dragged the giant human cloth across the shelf. She still didn’t get why this was important, but if she got tasty treats for doing it every few days, then who cares?
The pixie fluttered back to the cloth’s home spot and dropped it. Tix flexed her arm...
2022-01-09 06:35:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey, we're early this month! And that's because I'm a dummy who should've been doing it this early in the month from the start so that I have more time to work on the fic! Hahaha! Ha... yup.
The poll is gonna start on the 8th of every month from now on and end on the 10th. Thank for u...
2022-01-09 04:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's that gift I mentioned! Nice!
A wonderful friendo of mine and the creator of Kylie (the person who originally commissioned her) was thrilled that Kylie won the character poll and took it on themselves to bring the festive stuffed belly- uh, I mean, beauty to life! Lots of love to y...
2022-01-04 06:47:46 +0000 UTC View PostJenine sighed tiredly as she followed closely behind the two warriors in front of her. Another day, another E-rank handling quest. It was SO boring! But it wasn’t like she had much of a choice. Rules were rules, after all. Tch.
At least her party was finally warming up t...
2022-01-02 06:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Kylie had thought that a ‘sexy Santa costume’ wouldn’t be this revealing was beyond her. It also didn’t help that the costume was definitely not from the maternity section, which was where most of Kylie’s clothes came from nowadays.
The flustered woman turned in the m...
2022-01-01 00:07:04 +0000 UTC View PostCris had never been so nervous before going to a party before. Hell, she’d never been nervous about a party ever, so her fluttering heart was a real new feeling right now.
She swallowed hard and glanced at her lover in the car seat next to her. “Are you really sure about this, ...
2021-12-26 03:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostSince I keep making the mistake of not expecting life and/or the holidays to delay me, I'm saving future me a lot of headache by making it so that fics will be uploaded sometime in a 3-day period instead.
Under this new system, the Christmas fic will be uploaded sometime between the 23rd an...
2021-12-25 01:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
With a yawn and a stretch, Beatrix stepped out of her cozy house and out onto her ranch. Yup. It was gonna be another peaceful day in the Far, Far Range.
First things first, gotta check the slimes. She’d pretty much gotten the hang of keepin’ the squirmy lil’ squirts where they needed...
2021-12-18 11:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post