Frank stared at the naked young woman that had dozens of tattoos that was being walked into the waiting area by a pink skinned alien with blue hair and lips. "What's going on?" he asked when his brain processed the fact that the naked girl had her hands tied with rope.
"I'm making a citizen...
2025-12-02 17:54:36 +0000 UTC View Post"Does anyone else feel that?" Leia asked as she glanced around the strange mine that was illuminated by a couple of portable lights.
"The warmth or the fact that the force feels like sleepy soup?" Anna asked with a slight grin as she moved out of the way of one of the droids hauling a crate...
2025-11-29 10:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Damned Gremlin," Leia complained as she used the Force to shove a group of lightsaber wielding droids back so she'd have enough space to fight the droid that was swinging a purple lightsaber around like a maniac.
"It could be worse," Ahsoka teased as she danced between the droids, cutting ...
2025-11-25 08:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post"Done…" Anakin trailed off as a portal appeared in front of the exit as soon as he finished forging his second crystal dagger. "I guess that means we can leave."
Bella stared at the portal that was in front of the exit. "What's going on?"
"No clue," Luna admitted, getting the sense ...
2025-11-22 05:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostAnakin Skywalker dropped the cup he was taking to the sink when a blue and purple portal opened and a tall man with dark hair jumped out of it in the middle of his living room. "E chu ta!"
"Anakin!" Shmi snapped, not happy with her little boy cursing.
Mist glanced between Shmi and Ana...
2025-11-18 07:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostDudley hit the mat feeling like he'd just gotten hit by a brick or a baseball bat rather than a person.
"Get up," Mikey taunted as he tossed a couple of shadow punches at Dudley, breaking several of his ribs with his magic. "I'm going to break you and then I'm going to fuck you."
"Hey...
2025-11-15 07:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostSage Potter scowled when she saw Vinny's face in the mirror along with his two bodyguards standing just outside of the dressing room she was using. "What do you want?"
"I want to fuck you like an animal on the Discovery channel," Vinny replied with a smirk, enjoying the view of the naked gi...
2025-11-11 06:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post(Disclaimer: I don't own the small section of song that was used for setting a scene.)
"This would actually make a decent base with a couple of creature comforts," Harry mused as he floated the dark lord's enchanted leather couch into place. "A bit of white paint and we could use the wall ...
Harry smiled as he walked back into the bedroom and saw Hermione and Titania sitting on one of the beds looking at a spiral notebook. "What are you working on?"
Titania glanced up from the notebook and smiled at Harry. "We're trying to idiot proof a set of directions."
"Ron?" Harry as...
2025-11-04 08:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post"Blimey," Ron sputtered when he walked into Harry's room and saw Hermione and Titania sorting through a box of books. "Did you find a duplicate?"
"I'm the evil twin," Titania offered with a grin.
Hermione shook her head. "We just look alike, if you ignore the hair."
"Merlin," Ro...
2025-11-01 04:29:49 +0000 UTC View PostTitania looked up from ringing up Clark and Kara's purchases when the bell over the door rang. 'So much for taking an early lunch,' she complained as an attractive and rather busty redhead in her twenties walked into the shop wearing a green silk evening gown that left very little to the imaginat...
2025-10-28 08:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostTitania jumped when she glanced up from her comic book and noticed a black haired teenager with emerald eyes standing next to a girl that could have been her twin if you ignored her binding tattoos and the girl's regrettable hair. She glanced at the closed door, wondering how they'd gotten into t...
2025-10-24 23:24:35 +0000 UTC View Post"Weird," Harry muttered when he reached into his jacket pocket to grab one of the wrapped candies that he'd picked up from the corner store and found something that shouldn't have been there. He pulled the domino sized obsidian tile out of his pocket and stared at the gemstone runes that were inl...
2025-10-21 06:46:26 +0000 UTC View PostHarry glanced up from blasting one of the bedrooms with scouring charms when Fred and George walked into the room. "Hey."
"Bit of summer cleaning?" Fred asked with a grin.
"My cleaning spells needed work and the house is warded," Harry replied, not wanting to explain that he needed to...
2025-10-18 07:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostHarry was just about to cast a patronus to drive the dementors away from his cousin when a strange swirling vortex appeared out of thin air about ten feet away from the dementors and a wild haired man jumped out wearing a white lab coat.
Mist raised his gloved hands and unleashed lightning ...
2025-10-14 08:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostDawn jumped back when she wiggled the candlestick holder near the bookshelf in Mist's office and she heard a faint click as the bookshelf swung out an inch. "Sorry?"
Mist pulled his attention off the annoyingly cute orange furball that was walking around on his desk like she owned it and lo...
2025-10-11 07:18:50 +0000 UTC View Post"How long was I out?" Julia asked when she 'woke' up and realized that Mist had a book and wasn't paying attention.
Mist glanced up from the drawing of a rather perverted blonde girl having sex with a bear and looked at Julia, relieved that she'd survived apparently intact, something he'd s...
2025-10-07 06:57:40 +0000 UTC View PostMist twitched and turned when he heard someone walking down the hallway behind him. "Julia?" he asked when he recognized the redhead. "What's up?"
"Dawn and Sabrina wanted to know if you had more mana stones and I needed a break from dealing with family that isn't really family," Julia repl...
2025-10-04 05:10:13 +0000 UTC View PostMist idly kicked his feet in the water as he looked through the collection of 'upgrades' that he could buy for his noodle monster, trying to find something that would improve its chances of winning or at least speed up the fights without turning it into a potential hazard if someone attacked it. ...
2025-09-30 04:29:07 +0000 UTC View Post'At least we'll have plenty of students with corruption resistance,' Mist mused as he walked out of the mad science building, not sure how to feel about leaving a Frankenstein in charge of the minion creation machine. 'Screw it, Tara should be about to keep her from going completely nuts, unless ...
2025-09-27 02:20:56 +0000 UTC View PostVivian pulled her attention off the grey skinned 'alien' with purple hair and a gemstone set in her forehead that was wearing black one piece swimming suit, a weird belt with large gemstones that probably cost a fortune if they were real and a blue cloak and looked at the tall girl with glowing g...
2025-09-23 06:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostJack Smith glared at the asshole standing on the porch with a smirk. "If this is a joke, I'm going to do everything in my power to legally ruin your life."
Kevin snorted. "Watch it Smith, you're threatening a cop."
Jack glared at his former classmate and general asshole. "I don't know...
2025-09-20 04:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post"I summon the Great and Terrible Azoozel!" the cultist chanted.
"Pretty sure it's supposed to be Azoovel," one of the other robed cultists pointed out after about twenty seconds of nothing happening.
"If someone hadn't spilled guacamole on the book, we wouldn't be having this problem,...
2025-09-16 02:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post"Step aside old man," Feng Wu declared as he glared at the old man with shoulder length white hair that was standing in his way of picking a seventh moon touched blood lotus, wondering if he was color blind since his short sleeved shirt was a swirl of bright colors and his skirt was black with pu...
2025-09-13 04:10:45 +0000 UTC View PostSabrina pulled her attention away from the dark blue portal in the middle of the rectangular metal frame that served as the framework of the portal to Gloom Mine and looked at Mist and Julia when they walked into the room. "You might want to avoid getting any closer, Dawn is running a safety test...
2025-09-09 05:58:04 +0000 UTC View PostMist blinked a couple of times when he found himself standing in a desert rather than watching the first Star Wars movie so he could work on one of his crossover ideas. "What the hell?!" he sputtered as he glanced around, a bit annoyed to find himself in a desert with nothing of note in sight. "I...
2025-09-05 22:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post"Sorry about the mess, my slime should have it cleaned up in a couple of hours," Harry offered as the pair of strangers got close enough that he didn't have to shout. 'Even with the elves having a longer lifespan, shouldn't the archmage look older?' he wondered as he studied the white haired elf ...
2025-09-02 09:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post"Do you know where I can find the enchanter that made your ring?" Harry asked the morbidly obese red skinned demon captain that he'd summoned so he could answer some questions.
"No, go fuck yourself," Narvalo replied with a smirk that made his already ugly face worse.
"Do you know whe...
2025-08-30 07:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post"Yes!" Dawn squealed when she felt the grinder's magic flow into the blade as she finished sharpening it.
"What's up?" Xander asked, curious why she was squealing.
"The grinding wheel is enchanted, about a fifth of the time it bestows a positive quality the first time you sharpen some...
2025-08-26 03:19:27 +0000 UTC View Post"For the last fucking time, I can't make you a magic cock ring to fix things…" Dawn trailed off as she yanked open the door of the smithy to scream at yet another person that couldn't read the sign on the door and saw the person that had been knocking on the door. "Huh."
"I don't need…"...
2025-08-23 07:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post