Tf'ed because of his Crush

Ethan has had a crush on Sara since high school. Even if she never acknowledged him as a person.

Ethan was filled with pure joy when they both ended up at the same collage. Although this did nothing in terms of making her know him.

About 2 weeks ago Ethan built up the courage to ask her out, but she kindly turned him down. This saddened him, but he knew their was nothing that could be done.

Then, last night Ethan was exploring strange websites outta a mix of boredom and curiosity. When he came across a place that claimed it had the ability to “transform” people into various thing. Clothing, animals, body parts, and even change their age and gender.

Obviously he laughed it off as a joke, seeing as turning people into objects sounded ludicrous. But he decided to try it out because why the hell not.

The instruction told him to recite some Accent sounding words, then say the name of the person who you want to transform, and what you want them to transform into.

After he said the words, he chose Sara and his underwear, because why the hell not. Not like it was real or anything. Then nothing happened, he felt no different, his underwear felt no different, so he just moved on and fell asleep some time later.

When Ethan awoke the next morning however, he could hear a female voice in his room. Confused he got outta bed and looked around. Nobody else was there.

“Hello? Whose there?” Ethan yelped out, concerned.

“Hey? What the fuck is going on?? Who are you?? Why do I feel weird and different??” A voice coming from his crotch said.

He look down and realize that it was Sara’s voice.

Ethan: “Sara? Why is your voice coming from my underwear?”

Sara: “What? Who are you? What do you mean your underwear?”

Ethan: “Well, last night I found a weird website that claimed it could transform people into various things. And I chose to change you into my underwear, not thinking it was real.”

Sara: “You di.. transform.. WHAT?”

Ethan: “I know, it sounds bizarre. But that’s what I think is going on. Not don’t panic, I’m sure there is some way we could reverse this”

Sara’s thoughts where confused and panicked ramblings as you grabbed your laptop to go back to the website. Once you found it again, you quickly got to the page on inanimate clothing transformation.

Ethan: “Ok , so it says here that the person who is transformed can not be changed back… only changed into other clothing… shit”

Sara: “WHAT!! This can be real, who even are you?”

Ethan: “Do you seriously not know who I am? We went to school for years together, I asked you out on a date a few weeks ago. How do you not know me?”

Sara: “Oh, its uhh you. Sorry I don’t remember your name, also we haven’t spoken once outside of when you asked me out. How was I supposed to remember your name?”

They both just sat there in silence for a minute.

Sara: “well, could you at least umm, take me off? I don’t like being wrapped around your crotch.”

Ethan: “now why would I do that, you are just clothing from here on out.”

Sara: “what the hell dude, you can’t do this to me? It’s the least you could do after turning me into your fucking crust underwear.”

Ethan: “well maybe i would if you acknowledged me once throughout the 6 years we have known each other”

Sara: “I didn’t know you even existed before 2 weeks ago. You never talked to me once before then. Now please take me off.”

Ethan sat there and zoned out thinking about how he turned your longtime crush into a pair of underwear.

Ethan: “well, at least we can be together now. And maybe being clothing won’t be so bad for you.”

Sara: “no…no…no…. Take me off, please..”

Ethan: “how about I use you to take care of this morning wood instead!?”

Sara: “oh god no…”