HP as a girl... School journey
Added 2022-08-18 07:10:39 +0000 UTCShe tries her best to look indifferent
Hermione pinches Ron's elbow that is crammed next to her side. "Ron stop talking about Harry like that."
Ron said. "I'm sorry Hermione that I and Harry had such a tighter bond than you. That we make very homo erotic jokes with each other."
Ginny said shaking her head. "Ron you a clown. You already got the hair and big feet. The only thing you missing is an enormous red nose."
Ron said. "Hey, that's rude. I would never say anything that means to someone." He acts pouty.
Ginny punches her brother's arm. "That insult was very mundane. You better get thicker skin if you're going to be our keeper this year. Or the Slytherins will assault you with jokes about your keeper skills, our mother, and the disappearance of our lost friend."
Ron said. "I know how to propel past my old tendency of getting nervous under pressure. I just need my big nuts drained before the matches. So tell your friends, if they want to help out the Quidditch team. Come find me."
"Shut up you a virgin." Ginny retorts. "The girls in my grade or the other houses will not suck your little measle cock. We have a little self-respect."
Luna said. "Except the Hufflepuff girls. They are some crazy orgie having sluts."
Ron said. "Man they got one good girl. Mostly ugly ducklings in..."
"Your no pick of the litter."
Who said this to Ron?
