The Hostel
Added 2021-11-06 02:06:35 +0000 UTCSorry to do this to ya son, but I've been trapped in that body for way too long, and yours was just too good to pass up. You see there's something special about this room at this hostel. They call it the Caretakers room and whoever spends the night there must take over for the running of the Hostel. When you wake up, the previous caretaker has taken over your body, and you are left to dwell in the old fat body of the owner.
It's been three years for me. You see the caretakers room only opens at certain times a year, and under the right circumstances. When I found out there was bodybuilding competition in town in the midst of a new moon while mercury was in retrograde? I knew it would be my chancel to not only get out, but get out with a rockin body to boot. I had no choice really.
Don't worry. That body of yours doesn't age apparently. It'll just feel old and fat forever.
Anyways, I gotta go practice my flexing. I gotta competition to win.
