Just Your Another Rugby Match
Added 2022-05-31 03:43:55 +0000 UTCOne of my favorite things to do as a mass mind controller capable of projecting my will in to large swaths of people at once is to show up at random sporting events and turn them into spectator sexing events. I especially love making all the butch hetero manly men make out while they're passionate fans cheer them on.
Rugby is a particularly fun sport to do this at because, I mean, just look at that sport. All the grab assing and dogpiling, that sport is gay as fuck. It only takes small nudge from within my brainspace to get the guys to go from pats on the backs to packs on the butts. To pull each other in for a snog when they go down to form a scrum, or is it a ruck? You'd think with all the sporting events I attend and muddy up I'd know the terms by now. I'm too busy focused on all the delicious irony instead.
