Jocking Out The Nerds
Added 2022-06-21 01:47:15 +0000 UTCI have a goal of jocking out all the other nerds in my year so that I can emerge at the top of my class. Make them so addicted to gaining muscle that they start to abandon their studies. This is Jerry. Not too long ago Jerry was a scrawny physics major, but then I invited him of for a study session and convinced him to listen to one of my custom made "guided meditation" files which I convinced him would give him the competetive edge. Well it did give him an edge, but in the gym instead of the study hall. He soon found himself filled with an itch to move, and drive to push his body to the very limit. He started to forget important physics equations and replacing them with macro ratios, and PR calculations. The most surprising change came of the form of his manner of speaking. His voice went from multiple syllabic SAT words to subbing in bro and dude ever four words. Honestly an overall success in my book. Just need to make him get contacts to lose those geeky ass glasses.
