Nearly Impaled

Well as most of you remember from last night it was near years eve. My  wife and I have been planning our new years eve party for the last 3 or 4  months or so and had invited about 60 people that we know. About a half  and half mix. We had bought all the drinks, food, and party favours  over the past couple of weeks. Most of the people that came were from my  wife's office. Mostly women that she works with and their husbands. It  started out great with almost every that we had invited showing up. Most  people say they will come but never do but last night was a good  turnout. All the men were wearing suits or shirts and ties and the  majority of the women were wearing as I remember black, white or red  dresses and high heels. There were a couple of women that had worn flats  aswell. The great thing about what had happened next was none of my  doing it was one of the wives at the party. Everyone started coming over  around 8:30 and 9:30pm and the woman brought up the idea and who is  close friends with my wife came over around 7:00pm to help set up. She  began drinking and having a good time when she came over to help me set  up a table and tablecloth. My wife had bought some clips for the table  and asked us to attach them to some of the tableclothes so they wouldn't  move. We did but I had to get on the floor to attach them from  underneath the table. I got on my knees and tried to attach the clips  but could not get it. I then noticed that her high heels were pretty  close to my fingers and I thought that I might be able to get a quick  finger trample. I kept trying to get the clip but kept my hand on the  ground by her foot. I guess someone else had come over early to help  aswell because the next thing I heard was the two women screaming hello  at each other like they had not seen each other in 10 years.I looked  down at her shoe while she was jumping up and down and slid my finger  under her heel. I should also mention that she was wearing 3 1/2" black  patent high heels with the bell bottomed heel. She came down hard on my  pinky finger so hard that I almost screamed but didn't. She kept doing  this for about 5 seconds not realizing what she was stepping on with her  heel. She then came down for the last time and landed on the same spot  as when she first landed. Right on my pinky. Still she didn't look down  as she was saying hello to her friend. She then started shifting her  weight on my pinky and I was in so much pain. She stood with all her  weight on my pinky while scrathing her leg with her other foot. She  tilted up on her heels with both feet for a couple of seconds. She  brought her other foot close to the one stepping on my pinky but not  stepping on my hand and all this time her heel was squashing my pinky.  She finally noticed my hand under her heel and looked down at what she  was doing and got off and screamed "oh my god I have been stepping on  your hand for all this time". I said "don't worry about it" and smiled  at her. I then concentrated on the table but had to get on my back and  reach from underneath the table. She then bent down and placed her hand  on my stomach and asked if she could help.

(Note: I should mention that my wife and I have been practicing high  heel trampling for several years and she really gets off on it)

My wife then came in and saw me laying on the floor under the table and  stepped up onto my stomach with her high heels and told the ladies that  this is where man belongs under the foot of a woman. I could not believe  this in front of her friends. The other two started to get closer to me  and looked very interested. I remember looking at the clock and it was  about 7:45pm. My wife still standing on me knew how much I liked it and  asked her to girlfriends to join her atop "mount kaddy". They were very  skeptical at first and said that it was okay. Then the woman who had  been stepping on my pinky came over and said to my wife that she had  just stepped on my finger for a couple of minutes while trying to attach  the clips to the table. I then felt a kick to my ribs by her and then  felt my wife dig her heels into my chest. The lady watching could not  believe what was going on and either could I for that matter. My wife  then told her friend to jump up on my chest to really hurt me. Her  friend came up by stepping on my arm and stepping on my upper chest. She  had never done this before and was really digging her heels in. My  wifes other friend then starting to get into it started putting her foot  on me and stepping down and various areas of my arm. My wife then told  her to turn around and lift her heels up in the air and told me to put  my arm under her heels. I did and my wife told her to step with all her  weight on my arm (my palms were facing up and she was coming down just  above my wrists). It hurt like hell and I started to move. Not a good  idea. My wife jumped off and put her heels on my elbow area and began  crushing it into the ground. Her other friend then put her on heel tip  on my upper bicep and pushed all her weight onto it. (I have blood marks  this morning from that). My left arm was in so much pain that I must  have passed out because when I came too, they had dragged me to the  middle of the living room floor and tied me up. I was still laying on my  back at this point. They took turns walking over me until the doorbell  rang. They untied my really quickly and told me to get cleaned up  upstairs. I went upstairs, changed my shirt, and relieved my little  general (hehe). My wife then came up and asked how I liked it and I  guess she could tell from the look on my face that I had and told me if  the occasion ever came up again she would try to fulfill my desires. I  came down to the main level of our house at around 9:15pm and was sore  all over. There were alot of people now in the house and I had noticed  that the table clip had not been attached yet. I went over attached it  very quickly and when I came to my feet the shy lady was there standing  beside me smiling. She whispered in my ear that if I ever wanted her to  come over and walk on my that she would. With that she placed her heel  tip on my foot, pivoted, and walked away. That one really hurt to. I did  not see my wife's other friend until about 11:00pm. She looked at me  smiled and walked away. I tell you this is one new years I will never  forget. I can't wait until we all get together again. I'm sure my wife  will have them over some night when I am not expecting it.