Full cover for the purple prose romance novel Norbert bought at the Leeds-Bradford airport. It tells the heartwarming, yet horribly written tale of the forbidden love between Jacqueline, maid so humble, noble and fair others liken her beauty to that of a unicorn, and Jack Thunder, a rogue pirate lion with dark mane and southern charm who ends up washed ashore one nameless sea that may also be a lake.
Rated R for Ridiculous.
Paperback edition... £6.99
Hardcover edition... £13.99
Annoying Norbert with horrible writing... Priceless