Hot Day, Cold Shower

I mean... I wouldn't even be mad, I would just feel super cheeky and giggly after doing that. :P

Prue

Omg the sound effects 😂😂😂😂it was so funny!

Greek Goddess

We MUST get this realized. Seanie's been growing ... on me.

Remember the wrestling audio where Seanie dreams that he KOs Gael's Celtic Warrior and gets the beour? I think the concept in this shower audio could be expanded on such that the listener leaves Gael in his state of shrinkage and runs straight into Seanie's arms. The two of them start getting hot and heavy while Gael frantically tries to will his willy back into action, but to no avail. Before you know it, he's ordered up into the attic while Seanie takes control of the rest of the house, including the 3Dio. He suddenly and miraculously becomes insanely good at erotica, opens up his own successful Patreon page, creates best-selling audiobooks, and drops his debut rap album that goes on to win a Grammy. All while Gael watches in shock from the attic. That is, until he abruptly wakes up in a cold sweat and realizes a sigh of relief that it was all a bad dream 😰

Yes! God loves a trier! I'll remember that! In the church i can't figure if Gael is a prophet (a guide)/a God/a holy spirit... So i would say He is trinity. So if God loves a trier it means Gael loves a trier? Amen!

Lapythiedesthenri

Men always have their own agenda, don't they? But ha, so do us girls.

Exactly my thoughts :)

So the 'sad ole man' 🤣did have it's own agenda, huh??😂 Cool audio! Lol Love me some cute, defeated, funny Gael!!

Gri (Sassy_One)

I heard swelling too. And 'make my cock crow', which makes this audio at least 3,725 percent funnier.

Yes, see Tara's informative gif on Twitter 😳🤔😂

Kathy M

Did he say he was 'swelling'? 😳 Ohhhhhhhh, 'sweating'! 😂

🚿God does love a trier! 😂👌🏻

Trish

Good morning! No fun plans for today. I'm just going to be lazy and have fun before the work week starts 😜 Reenacting two of Gael's audios: 1. Moving In: Eating Out 2. Lunch Break (Friday Challenge) Notice how I picked two "eating her out in public" audios 🙊 Such a turn on for me. Being naughty in public 😍😏 I am not good at telling jokes, especially dirty jokes. But I do have a good sense of humour XD 😂 Well, I don't have any kids. Lol XD Good night 😋

This was too cute and hilarious! I loved the use of the sound effects, and the cold water vengeance was brilliant! You were begging "her" not to do it, and I had the biggest grin on my face, thinking 'Do it!' X3!

Oh I can't do that!? Well I just did.....now say something!!!!! 😂😂🌹🌹🔥🔥

Yemaya37(Water Witch)

Guten Morgen Mädls - girls. Hope everyone has a wonderful Sonntag - Sunday!? What are your plans for today? I` m lazy tonight... ;) So here are 2 Fragen... If you could reenact one (or two, I´m generous XD) of Gael´s audios in real life, which one would you choose? Are you good at telling jokes? Ja? ...Tell us your best (dirty) jokes. Oh, and something else... do you do something special when your little kids have den aller ersten Schultag - their very first day at school? Danke my dears... I´m off to bed again... bis dann XD

Maybe listen to one of the "by the fireplace" audios and save this one for the summer? 🤔

<b>How Doctimus Stumbled Across Gael (In 10 Easy Steps!):</b><br><br>1. Doc is in a long-distance relationship circa 2012, and she misses hearing dirty talk from her SO. She tries multiple times to call him in an attempt to hear some dirty talk and just generally communicate like people in a healthy, functional relationship tend to do. He blows off her phone calls more and more because he would rather hang out with his friends or cheat on her with a much less attractive woman.<br><br>2. Feeling neglected, Doc eventually searches for the term "dirty talk" on YouTube because you can find almost anything on YouTube. She stumbles across a few erotic audios, but they're only PG-13 because of YouTube's terms of service and such.<br><br>3. Doc thinks <i>"Fuck it"</i> and searches for the terms "dirty talk" + "audio" on Google. She quickly finds Literotica and gets hooked on erotic audios courtesy of an Australian fellow with a sexy accent and good storytelling abilities.<br><br>4. Doc ends up listening to all of the Australian's audios and then realizes with dismay that he no longer seems to be making new ones. She browses Literotica to try to find other audio artists that interest her, and she stumbles across someone named "spurious" (aka British Filth).<br><br>5. Doc soon becomes a fan of British Filth's audios circa late 2013. She follows him on Tumblr and periodically peruses his Twitter account.<br><br>6. Doc sees a British Filth fan make reference to something called "Gaelforce" on Twitter circa late 2014, early 2015. Curious about what kind of weather phenomenon a "Gaelforce" is, she clicks on the link in the tweet and is redirected to a SoundCloud page. She then realizes that "Gaelforce" is, in fact, an audio artist and not a meteorological event like she first thought.<br><br>7. Doc listens to some of Gaelforce's audios on SoundCloud. Her reactions vary from <i>"Man, this is really sexy!"</i> to <i>"Not bad, not bad - that had its good points"</i> to <i>"WTF did I just listen to?! Welp, there goes 10 minutes of my life that I'm not getting back."</i><br><br>8. A couple of months later shit happens, real life stuff gets in the way, and Doc kinda walks away and forgets about erotic audios for about 1.5 years.<br><br>9. Fast-forward to late 2016 when a temporarily unemployed and depressed Doc finds herself bored and lonely one evening. She tries to pass the time by studying her ACLS manual because she's due for recertification, but she wants to have something to listen to in the background as she reads. Having not been keen on the direction British Filth eventually went with his audio career, she thinks <i>"Who was that other guy I listened to - the one with the name that sounded like a weather phenomenon? Hailstorm? Gaelstorm? Gael-something...Gaelforce! That's the one! I wonder what happened to that guy."</i><br><br>10. Doc searches for the term "Gaelforce" on Google and finds his YouTube page. Surprised at the amount of audios posted on it compared to his now-defunct SoundCloud page, she starts listening to some of his audios. She ultimately ends up getting no studying done that evening because she is too busy listening to one audio after another, thinking <i>"OMG what audio sorcery is this?! When did he get so fucking good?"</i> And the rest, as they say, is history 👍

Okay... it's winter here, it's fucking cold. I don't know what to say. 🤒🤧

The ultimate "meh" ! 😉😂

She left...😂😂💀

Yes, me likey muchos too! Neener, neener! Btw, HEY! That's MY car!!

If you ever do an audio where Seanie lands himself a beour and is trying to get sexy with her, please, <i>please</i> use these kinds of sound effects. I think it would suit his personality well and enhance the funny by at least 55% 🤓 But what a humbling display of poetic justice that was 😆 Although there's plenty of variety in terms of the role that "Gael" steps into in his audios (e.g., Alpha, corny, romantic, etc.), there's not nearly as much variety in the outcomes. As in, he gets the girl in about 95% of his audios 😯 (Not that this is necessarily a bad thing by any means, but us mere mortals do tend to get shot down a bit more often than that 😝) Oh, but to finally hear an audio where the listener gets to stay one step ahead of Gael's attempts at seduction is refreshing! 😎 And bonus points for it being a lighthearted audio that doesn't take itself too seriously, rather than a more somber one (e.g., she's rebuffing his advances because they just had a huge fight or she's not feeling well, or whatnot). I guess it's true what they say...revenge is a dish best served <i>cold</i> 😎 <img height="190" src="https://media.giphy.com/media/uYffljMqX1EHe/giphy.gif?response_id=5924b9d639b14fb479a9cf18"> (I'm sorry, I couldn't help it 🙇🏻‍♀️ But it's almost Sunday, and Sunday's a day of forgiveness, right?)

A question to all of you ladies, old crew and new members alike, lurkers, bold ones, shy ones: how did you discover Gael? What were you looking for and why? Did you know about audio erotica before? As Frau Claudia always says, please answer in the name of science! As for me, I searched for audio erotica because I thought there must be something better than what I knew, soundwise (which wasn't much but it was all crap) I'd read lots of erotica and I used to watch porn now and then, but 99,9% is very boring, stereotype and unimaginative. I found Literotica, then moved here. Good move! And you?

woot woot, me happy, 2 new audios to relax to while sinking into big fluffy soft bed and beating stupid a-hole of an headache, lessee who's the strongest one here! (I am, with just a liiiittle help of mr. Tylenol headache will not turn into evil-schnevil mr. Hyde. No, I am not drunk or under the influence of anything other than audios.

❤🍀

Okay, this was just too cute and ridiculously adorable! From the jokes, to the thought of you “innocently” batting your baby blues while you pleaded with her for a shower, to the sound effects (thought it was a police car behind me at first – dangers of listening in the car), I giggled the whole way through it. And, I have to say, it must have been REALLY hot to make her that difficult to convince to join you! In the end, I think you got what you deserved, although I tend to believe she knew all along what you were up to (or planning to be up to!) and fully intended to pay you back! In all seriousness, you have grown so much as an artist to where I now consider you not only an artist, but an entertainer as well. From the intro (great work, btw, whether you did it or had someone else!), to the storyline, the timing to the acting, the sound effects to the marketing, you have created the total package here. What you are doing is not easy, and the amount of time and effort you are putting into your work is definitely showing. To think, you started recording on your phone and look where you are now! Take a bow, Sir!

Not "little" old man. Shrinkage from 9.25 is probably still daycent, like. 😉

Catherine

INNOCENT MY ASS!!! G you deserved that… you knew good and damn well the Celtic Warrior was not going to behave around a naked woman you’ve just soaped up. The “innocent” shower proposal was damn near equivalent to “baby, just the tip!” 😜😂😂 But seriously though, that was hilarious…your comedic timing is excellent! This was also very informative for those who have no idea about the shrinky-dick effect cold water can cause. 😅😘

This was adorable and funny! "He looks like a little old man now?!" Priceless!

Well put, and so true! 💕

Laura

Amour sexe et humour : la VIE ! Gael I hope you'll let Seanie reacts, about sound effects for example... please XD

This was adorable. I bursted out laughing at the sound effects 😂😂😂

Innocent, huh? ;) That last line, "God loves a trier" let me know how on my instincts were, you naughty boy. 😂 This managed to strike the perfect balance between sexy and hilarious, which is one of the many reasons I love your mind so much. You are so creative and endlessly versatile. I loved it! 😙💋❤

Right? And someone to wash his back. 😉

Laura

Sure 😅

This audio proves how versatile you are and why you are well loved. Its your quirkiness and comedy as well as your sensuality. 😊 Well done.

Now I'm gonna have to start referring to you as "ya'adorable fookin' Irishman."<br><br> Nonetheless, I still think you totally deserved it. 😜💕💋

He just wanted to help with the shampoo and conditioner! 😂 gael-stylist!

This was so cute! ❤ I'm sure you had only the most innocent intentions. 😉😇

Laura