Masterbatin May!
Added 2018-05-09 21:22:47 +0000 UTC
It's May! And you know what that means xd
Happy Masturbation Month!
oh my god i just had a mini heart attack,, iβll i read was my name and i freaked out haha
may-rose
2018-09-28 14:26:14 +0000 UTC
Oh my god. This is the hottest shit Iβve ever heard.
2018-06-21 06:24:16 +0000 UTC
Omg π
2018-06-17 20:01:34 +0000 UTC
This is awesome girl! Thatβs what Gβs Patreon is all about, feeling positive, sexy, beautiful and that hot fucking voice. Everyone deserves intense orgasms. πππ Happy for you lovely , this one made me cum really hard too, 3 times already.
2018-05-16 02:05:16 +0000 UTC
I haven't been able to get off for months and 6 minutes into one of his more vanilla videos and I experienced 3 of the most intense orgasms I'd ever had in my life. Just by his voice. This is my biggest dream come to life. Gael thank you! You are amazing. Your voice is pure sensuality. I feel so sexy listening to you. And those growls get me every. Single. Time.
2018-05-14 00:43:34 +0000 UTC
Geez Berta, quit jumpin' into my brain and readin' the contents, like!
2018-05-12 22:42:52 +0000 UTC
βHappy Masturbation Month!β
Oh Iβm QUITE here for this.
2018-05-12 06:59:11 +0000 UTC
oh my w o r d. i....wow i just...how was this EXACTLY what I needed?
one typically thinks of "masturbation" as a lonely, solo activity, but.....damn, Gael. You really brought this whole other level of Connection and Slow Passion to this that blew more than my socks off, tell you what. The words & instructions you growled out seemed even more realistic and connected, so it was a whole other level of passion, imo.
this was so hot yet tender, I could hardly even believe. Weirdly enough the fleshlight videos are some of my favorites because of the extra Something to your vocalizations, you sound more worked up, like you're unhinging at the seams, good LORD.
Honestly loved the slow & hot side of this, looking forward to (hopefully) more videos like it, in this vein?
Danibee
2018-05-12 04:57:28 +0000 UTC
Now if you push it strongly and fast really deep inside and make me moan hard and then pull it slowly (really slowly...) to push it inside again fast and deep and repeat it for a while I'll go to heaven, handsome
πππππ
(don't know what happens with me tonight, but I'm in the mood πππππ)
2018-05-11 21:42:42 +0000 UTC
youβre so sexy
2018-05-11 13:53:50 +0000 UTC
πππ Possibly my very favoritest part, and there was a lot to love in this little audio. It's quite the powerhouse of pleasure!
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2018-05-11 11:04:17 +0000 UTC
Well, that was quite the quickie! But it's a nice hit of inspiration before diving into write something just as erotic...
2018-05-11 09:45:29 +0000 UTC
π² I am aghast! But, mine was a gift π
Or else I probably wouldn't have have one either. Also, a vibrator isn't always needed to make it feel good.
2018-05-11 03:06:59 +0000 UTC
This had an old school Gforce flavor to it, for me...well except for the fleshlight part. You seemed a bit unhinged, in a good way. Happy Materbation month!
2018-05-11 02:45:48 +0000 UTC
I ruined it for myself so I'm dragging the rest of you with me ππβ¨
2018-05-10 21:45:19 +0000 UTC
I will admit that it's a little difficult for me to listen to the toy ones because I am pretty sure I am the only one around here without any toys to play with. That's right. The Scorpion has none. I literally don't even have a vibrator. I just can't afford them.
2018-05-10 21:00:50 +0000 UTC
From the feedback, I can't wait to listen ... at work! lol
KrystaLynne
2018-05-10 18:15:41 +0000 UTC
Yes, this! I said it in too many words....lol
2018-05-10 17:31:54 +0000 UTC
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GAEL
I LOVE FUCKING YOU GAEL
πππππ
2018-05-10 17:26:20 +0000 UTC
Oh my ........I love when you said "close your eyes, think of me. Inside you. I'm there with you . I'm Fuckin there with you and you know it!" You had me right there. Right freaking there lmao XD and those growls!!!! Yum ;P
CrimsonKisses
2018-05-10 16:57:32 +0000 UTC
You, using the Fleshlight in combination with your words, does my body good.....but now that it was mentioned that the metal sounds like you're "Angrily Stapling Things"......when I listen back, I get hysterically horny.ππ₯
The Celtic Warrior is giving that metal a run for it's money...I just envision you busting through the opposite end!πππππ¦π₯
2018-05-10 16:50:53 +0000 UTC
That 1-2 of dirty and needing. Jaysus.
2018-05-10 14:27:34 +0000 UTC
Iβm with Valentina on this. For me, I think itβs because I canβt picture myself in the fantasy because I know you are recording for so many people. I canβt suspend my disbelief and end up thinking of everyone else listening. Then I feel threatened and competitive and insignificant. Christ, thatβs brutal to admit. π³
2018-05-10 11:55:57 +0000 UTC
I'm honest with you Gael. I didn't like this one. I'm sure it's ok cause everyone else liked it and I can hear you had your fun too. That's all that matters. We're happy when you're happy loveβ€
P.s maybe because I'm too obssesd with this oneπ<a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/11145548">https://www.patreon.com/posts/11145548</a>
2018-05-10 11:05:01 +0000 UTC
All I can say is this...I would masturbate with you anytime!!!ππ
2018-05-10 09:19:54 +0000 UTC
Wha...!??!... yeah, no shit!! What happened!??
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
2018-05-10 08:06:05 +0000 UTC
Holy fucking Christ, Gael!... this one grabbed me at,"I wish it was you on this big cock!," and didn't let go!... when you're feeling this intense, I feel it, too, and I love it!... I love the descriptions - "Feel that big, heavy, strong dick inside you," "So you can feel what it's like to make you full," "To feel your pussy sliding down around my ridges," - the instructions, - "Close your eyes and think of me fucking you," "Think of my cock inside you moving around,"... ... "... dripping pre-cum inside you"... "... cum on it like that... grippin' it..." - the moaning, groaning, gasping, shivering... ... "I'm there with you and you know it," "Fillin' that pussy with hot cum..." ... goddamn... I gotta stop... ... ...
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
2018-05-10 08:04:16 +0000 UTC
Does anyone know what happened to his YouTube channel?
2018-05-10 07:54:53 +0000 UTC
Best way to wake up π
2018-05-10 06:55:08 +0000 UTC
So much Lust in here... πππππ
2018-05-10 06:39:33 +0000 UTC
Do it! DO IT!! DO IT!! π€£π€£π€£π€£
2018-05-10 06:03:59 +0000 UTC
A hot guy is sitting next to me in the bus...
Berta, DON'T RUB AGAINST HIM. DON'T DO IT! Hold on, girl... Breathe... You're doing good... DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!!
2018-05-10 06:01:26 +0000 UTC
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I JUST DISCOVERED THE FIRST MASTURBATION MONTH AUDIO A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND WAS HOPING FOR A PART 2 and why am I yelling... oh, yeah - BECAUSE I LOVE MASTURBATION!!!! π... (especially when it's Mr. G!! π mmm... mmm... gooooooood!!)
Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)
2018-05-10 05:44:51 +0000 UTC
π€£π€£π πΎππ₯ππππ₯π₯πππ. Every orgasm emoticon I cld find that seemed most appropo. Which one is the official Gaelandia cum emoticon? Taking votes for the next 24 hrs (th. 1:45am start). And weβre off.....
2018-05-10 05:44:19 +0000 UTC
Literally minutes after I received the notification for this a friend sent me a joke that said,
βWelcome to Masturbators Anonymous.
I see everybody came today!
Thatβs disappointing.β
2018-05-10 05:22:48 +0000 UTC
Ho. Ly. Fuck.
Had a hell of a day, and been waiting for the chance to listen to this one.
To hell with my day. This was... short intense wild-warm wanton worded perfectly executed exquisitely energe-reed and then...
And then he said "I'm fucking there with you and you know it" in That. Tone. and so
There's a slight chance I'm typing this from the afterlife after that delicious Dionysian deluge but hey, at least I'm smiling!
(Also I have been reading too much Joyce. Punctuation a flying flutterby atm, very hard to catch. You should see what happens when I overdose on Tennyson! Second thought: better not. Morosity does not become her.)
X-D
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2018-05-10 04:56:15 +0000 UTC
Guess you like it? πππ€£
2018-05-10 04:54:29 +0000 UTC
I love the pleasure this toy gives you but itβs so difficult to block the fleshlight sounds. π
2018-05-10 04:53:11 +0000 UTC
Ok....please forgive me in advance....I giggled through most of it because the fleshlight sounded like a pogo stick to me! G, you are sexy and the ending....yum....and I realize everyone is gonna have that one thing that doesn't get em going. Hey, it got me giggling....and sex n giggles are fun too, so it's not a bust! I remember in the unboxing audio, I was able to tune it out because it wasn't quite so loud and I was loving hearing your genuine first time reaction. So...I usually would never say anything negative, but this is more funny so I hope it comes across as amusing and constructive. I well know I can pass an audio on by if I want, but the giggles were great!! πππ€£
Love ya, G! You always know how to bring it in.... π₯
2018-05-10 04:51:23 +0000 UTC
Brace yourself, Angie! This is a HOT one!! π³π
2018-05-10 04:40:13 +0000 UTC
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2018-05-10 04:31:09 +0000 UTC
I have to listen to this when I get home π the one last year was so freakin sexy.
2018-05-10 04:15:26 +0000 UTC
Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! Well, well, a new thread and yet no Fragen? Let me see what I can cumβer, <i>come</i> up with.
Perhaps some "would you rather"s tonight, hmm?
Would you rather...
βGive up your favorite food or give up your favorite pair of shoes?
βRead a book every day or walk a mile every day?
βWatch only one TV show for the rest of your life or listen to only one music album for the rest of your life?
βSwitch computer operating systems (e.g., Mac to PC) or switch phone operating systems (e.g., Apple to Android)?
And for the sexy bonus round...
βMasturbate alone with nothing but your hands, or use a toy during partnered activities?
Enjoy!
2018-05-10 04:12:16 +0000 UTC
Well, happy early birthday to me! π
2018-05-10 03:46:43 +0000 UTC
Oh Jesus, I think that's my favorite orgasm. Tara.... This is on the list for the next Cumpilation, pleeeease! I can practically see his eyes roll to the beach of his head, back arched, all those delicious muscles tensed.
GinaG
2018-05-10 03:38:19 +0000 UTC
Guten Morgen Gaelandian girls.
Hope everyone has a nice Donnerstag!? Are you all well?
Here it Β΄ s a holiday, Christi Himmelfahrt - Ascension Day and also Vatertag - FatherΒ΄ s Day.
I donΒ΄t have time for the daily Fragen tonight... can one of you ask some, bitte? :)
And I saw there were many new names yesterday amongst the Antowrten - answers. Yay! Danke!
Soo... I must be off. Danke meine Lieben, for your Fragen and Antworten. Bis dann. XD
2018-05-10 02:45:04 +0000 UTC
Geeze...it's too hot (weather wise) where I'm from an you drop the heat even more Gael!
2018-05-10 02:22:41 +0000 UTC
Hiya!
Ooooh, a quickie, yes please! Short, sweet, and to the point. That was delightful. Thanks for the smile and the glow. Playing along with you is always so much fun. πSo relaxed now. . . πβΊοΈ
Chelie
2018-05-10 01:25:43 +0000 UTC
My notifs are π©, too π©
Laura
2018-05-10 01:22:24 +0000 UTC
Gael, youβre using your toys just as much as your Lovelies use theirs! Positively delicious, my good man. Happy Masturbation Month!
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
2018-05-10 01:11:45 +0000 UTC
Save me a spot in the corner Mel!!
2018-05-09 23:44:27 +0000 UTC
π just sign on the ........... line! "Still hard inside you" π
π #feedit #goodgirl
2018-05-09 23:40:44 +0000 UTC
o__O in gif trance o__O
2018-05-09 23:35:59 +0000 UTC
Meh.
2018-05-09 23:35:25 +0000 UTC
π« How in the hashtag fuckmynotifs did I miss the Batsignal for this!!!??? I'm on it!!
2018-05-09 23:29:23 +0000 UTC
Ya'll know that gif from Bad Girls Club with the lady tearfully nodding at her computer, mouthing "wow?" It me.
2018-05-09 23:21:52 +0000 UTC
Oh my! Reading some of the comments tells me that the month of May is cumpletely officially here! Lol should I listen to it now or wait? Hmmmmππ
2018-05-09 23:17:16 +0000 UTC
My friends and I refer to this as Shark Week. π¦
2018-05-09 23:05:05 +0000 UTC
I drive an hour+ multiple times per week (I live in bumfuck) and often just pop in my headphones while I drive π makes all those rolling fields much more pleasant to watch.
Lev
2018-05-09 23:03:59 +0000 UTC
And may Hugs and Dicks be also with you.πππ
2018-05-09 23:00:38 +0000 UTC
Amen to the mention of precum!!! πππ
Nikki-Nik
2018-05-09 22:49:46 +0000 UTC
Maybe there'll be sucking in the next one ππ
2018-05-09 22:49:02 +0000 UTC
Nope...but do it!!! ππ
Nikki-Nik
2018-05-09 22:45:36 +0000 UTC
Enjoy it girl. Might be the only spare 8 minutes you get!! πππ
2018-05-09 22:44:48 +0000 UTC
Everything you just said Rosie Girl!!!! πππ
Nikki-Nik
2018-05-09 22:44:23 +0000 UTC
Wellllllll that was certainly the hottest 8 minutes of my week so far!!! π€€
2018-05-09 22:37:00 +0000 UTC
πππ my three year old wouldβve been like βcan I come too mama??β
No girl. No you cannot.
2018-05-09 22:36:37 +0000 UTC
Ok just listened...thank God I have older children!!!
Me calling to kids "Tacos are done..Mommy is getting in the shower..and then going to bed"!!! ππππππ¦π¦π¦
Nikki-Nik
2018-05-09 22:33:16 +0000 UTC
Perfect ending to my βhumpβ day ππ€«π
2018-05-09 22:27:11 +0000 UTC
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2018-05-09 22:17:38 +0000 UTC
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Allison Rae
2018-05-09 22:16:31 +0000 UTC
This one didnβt suck either ππΌππΌ
2018-05-09 22:16:15 +0000 UTC
I cannot wait to get home from work to listen to this! Maybe I donβt need to wait... (pops in headphones with a sly grin).
2018-05-09 22:11:51 +0000 UTC
Gael "why don't you just grab a toy and..." Me: "kajfhkajfhaksjhkjdgsj"
2018-05-09 22:00:11 +0000 UTC
The growls while begging to come! Yes!!!!
2018-05-09 21:51:59 +0000 UTC
Just with the gif.. it turned me on .. + Gaels voice.. god save us all ...
2018-05-09 21:49:58 +0000 UTC
Hugs and Dick, G! I canβt wait to listen.
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
2018-05-09 21:49:35 +0000 UTC
Best mother's day gift so far.
Belloya
2018-05-09 21:48:14 +0000 UTC
How am I suppose to fall asleep now, with your moans & cries in mind ππ
πinteresting way to end the day, and these interesting sounds πππ.. Oh dear, by the way, the sounds reminds me to remember to pump up my bike tomorrow ππ€£ππGood night & sleep tight πhugs and Goodass Prana π€£πππππππ€£π€£π₯ππππ₯ππ
2018-05-09 21:47:43 +0000 UTC
Whew!π₯π₯π₯ Those toy removal sounds are so sexy, though!π Just imagining the visuals on that has me biting my lip.π Any mention of precum is so mmmm.π Move over Halloween and Christmas, I believe May is now my favorite month. ;) What a finale!π₯πβ€
2018-05-09 21:47:28 +0000 UTC
How can you be sure he isnt The Sex God tho.....?????π€π€π€π€
2018-05-09 21:45:56 +0000 UTC
Fucking christ Gael! ππ¦π¦π¦ Excuse me kids Mommy needs 10 minutes in the bathroom by herself before she can make dinner. Because who can concentrate on making a hot dish when there's this waiting for you? πππ
Lev
2018-05-09 21:45:40 +0000 UTC
I was thinking the same thing when I saw this pop up! May Babes unite!!!! π€£π€£π€£
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:45:14 +0000 UTC
Full on McSteamy!! Approved!! ππ»ππ» Very very sexy!! π€€ That voice really is the most delicious thing I have ever heard!! π Thank you for bringing us to the Pleasure Island yet again! With. Every. Single. Audio!! π You never disappoint! Really, what would we do without you? Especially in a month like this? π Bring it on Lion King!! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
2018-05-09 21:42:44 +0000 UTC
What a lovely way to spend my birthday month ππππ
2018-05-09 21:42:17 +0000 UTC
yes plzzz~
2018-05-09 21:41:50 +0000 UTC
Yep, basically anything that I sell! Lol
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:41:41 +0000 UTC
I'm sitting in a cubicle at work right now, so I gotta wait...I cackled at the notification, though XD
2018-05-09 21:41:13 +0000 UTC
Oh god, I canβt with you Gael......π₯π₯π₯π₯π¦π¦π¦π¦β€οΈ
2018-05-09 21:41:12 +0000 UTC
I dont want to agree with this. But i kiiinda do.
Catherine
2018-05-09 21:41:12 +0000 UTC
G, youβre going to kill me! But donβt stop... this is the best way to go π΅π€£
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:41:02 +0000 UTC
Does anyone else have a list of toys they want him to unbox? Or is that just me?
Belloya
2018-05-09 21:40:46 +0000 UTC
Dear sex gods, thank you. More please. Amen
Belloya
2018-05-09 21:40:16 +0000 UTC
Currently on the train.. Is this safe to listen to? π
2018-05-09 21:40:14 +0000 UTC
Pleasure-drunk G voice makes me nuts. Hand to God I'm on the verge of proposing marriage. Or naked Twister. Whatever.
2018-05-09 21:39:26 +0000 UTC
*sees "Overwatch" and tries to maintain her chill" Torb main btw. *runs*
Sweetz (GFPR)
2018-05-09 21:38:30 +0000 UTC
Ffs... those growls. That dirty talk. The lube sounds... I might have to take my toy and play along with this later πππ
Only one minute in, and my breathing changed. I had to bite my finger so I wouldnβt moan out loud π
2018-05-09 21:38:29 +0000 UTC
It's kind of unfair that I have to be on my period right now because FUCK, that was hot!!! I'll have to listen to this again in a few days when I can properly enjoy it, without turning my bed into a crime scene. π€£π
2018-05-09 21:37:42 +0000 UTC
Its the most wonderful time of the year. π
Catherine
2018-05-09 21:36:02 +0000 UTC
Ahhhhhh!!! Well I was leaving the grocery store when I got this notification and I couldnβt wait. Perfect timing it ended right when I got home. Very hot!!!! But, um, I am going to have listen to this again tonight so I can play along π
2018-05-09 21:34:19 +0000 UTC
(.................also did you get my message about the Treat the Peach series G...............? No worries if you didn't, I know youβre a busy π!)
2018-05-09 21:34:12 +0000 UTC
RIGHT!!! That tag got me...
2018-05-09 21:33:16 +0000 UTC
Riding those Ridges!!! ππΌπ Giddyup!
2018-05-09 21:33:09 +0000 UTC
........hElP.........
2018-05-09 21:33:06 +0000 UTC
I literally!! Just said to myself "omg when is Gael sharing all this new naughtiness" i put my phone down n pick it up n voila!! This man is a GOD!!
Any creature that can hear the thoughts of thousands of women and deliver just what they asked for everytime cannot be a mere human and demigod just doesnt explain his ability to magically command orgasms out of thin air sans any physical stimulation like God commanded light into existence. Cum with me? Cum for me angel? Cum on that dick? Yes lord!! Anything for you!!!πππππ
Ok let me get to actually listening to this π
Gael you are appreciated πππ
Love you G β€β€β€
2018-05-09 21:32:53 +0000 UTC
I was thinking about going to bed and sleeping... But I saw #Fleshlight...
2018-05-09 21:32:49 +0000 UTC
I haven't even listened..and I can just imagine!!! G..you naughty boi!! πππ¦π¦ππ
Nikki-Nik
2018-05-09 21:32:45 +0000 UTC
Eiiii. πππ
2018-05-09 21:31:49 +0000 UTC
Oh no! Not again π©
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:31:36 +0000 UTC
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Ms. Donovan
2018-05-09 21:31:13 +0000 UTC
Isnβt every month Masturbation Month in Gaelandia tho π€ππ¦
2018-05-09 21:30:47 +0000 UTC
Oh my God Gael. I can't wait to hear this. Mmm... πππ
2018-05-09 21:30:17 +0000 UTC
Holy fucking shit, those lube sounds ππππ
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:30:06 +0000 UTC
May β€ XD
2018-05-09 21:29:17 +0000 UTC
π³ Iβm just about to go out...
Faaaaak!!!! π
Edit: Thereβs a fleshlight tag?!? π³π I canβt wait to listen to this tonight. ππ¦π Itβs only 9AM
2018-05-09 21:29:02 +0000 UTC
At work and canβt listen now.... if itβs like the last one...whew!
2018-05-09 21:28:41 +0000 UTC
Things start to really heat up in May where I am...now in more ways than one, lol, thank you for keeping it hot!
2018-05-09 21:27:52 +0000 UTC
Woooo! Congrats on first comment! π
Your Princess
2018-05-09 21:27:50 +0000 UTC
My favourite month of the year π
2018-05-09 21:27:16 +0000 UTC
Weeeeeee!
GinaG
2018-05-09 21:27:15 +0000 UTC
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Belloya
2018-05-09 21:27:02 +0000 UTC
Oh my. Did you know that when your face blushes, so does the lining of your stomach? The lining of my stomach be red as hell right now.
2018-05-09 21:26:19 +0000 UTC
aaaand coincidentally, it's national moscato day! whoop whoop!!
V
2018-05-09 21:25:52 +0000 UTC
Wait I'm only one minute in and this is so so good this is art idc
2018-05-09 21:25:39 +0000 UTC
Hurray π€©
2018-05-09 21:25:26 +0000 UTC
Early asf
2018-05-09 21:25:06 +0000 UTC
OHHH DEAR LORD ANOTHER FLESHLIGHT AUDIO I AM ALL IN!!! Gonna finish playing overwatch in a few hours and then ππππππππ
2018-05-09 21:24:53 +0000 UTC
THANK YOU G! I'm in need of a little cheer and you always bring a smile to my face π
Trina
2018-05-09 21:24:51 +0000 UTC
Just before bedtime, delicious π
Jessica Kate
2018-05-09 21:24:28 +0000 UTC
Bring on the toys!! π
2018-05-09 21:24:26 +0000 UTC
Daaaaaayum!
Yet another reason to consider May my favourite month.
Can't wait to listen to this! πΆ π¦
Ileandra & Raven
2018-05-09 21:24:10 +0000 UTC
I was wondering... ππ
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2018-05-09 21:23:54 +0000 UTC
Yaaaassss!!!!!
2018-05-09 21:23:48 +0000 UTC
Oh boy
2018-05-09 21:23:41 +0000 UTC
You always know when Iβm writin a paper like......time for a break πππππ
2018-05-09 21:23:35 +0000 UTC
OMG Gael π₯π₯β€οΈβ€οΈ
2018-05-09 21:23:28 +0000 UTC
β€οΈ
2018-05-09 21:23:18 +0000 UTC
Hi!
2018-05-09 21:23:17 +0000 UTC