Recommended Viewing + June Patreon Guideline Change
Added 2019-05-04 11:07:56 +0000 UTCHallo Lovelies!
May the Fourth Be With You!!!
A little ketchup! Update on how I'm feeling, and what I've been watching (check out Losers on Netflix) (#notsponsored 😂 )
Also chatting a bit about the change to Patreon policy coming June 1st.

On June 1st, Patreon will be making many policy changes and thankfully they don't affect my ability to post erotic content.
Patreon is very welcoming to erotic content as long as it remains within their guidelines (which are very understandable ones regarding consent, violence etc)
However one of their rule changes will affect my ability to do personal audios:
"18+ creators featuring real people cannot offer benefits that are limited to a single patron, such as a custom video or audio file specifically created for one patron, or a page made for one patron. That does not mean that you cannot have polls or have your patrons actively participating in your creative process, but they can only do so for as long as the benefits are delivered to a larger group of patrons/fans and are within our guidelines." (read whole guide here)
It seems to me there have been people abusing the system to do sexwork and to protect themselves from lawsuits, Patreon just decided to make a blanket change to the entire platform.
So this will be my last month offering Personal audios on Patreon because I need to stay within their guidelines if I want to continue here.
I will be exploring options in the future about extra content, but because I still have family members I am caring for, I can't launch a personal audio project somewhere else.
So for now we'll continue on. The tiers will remain the same:
$1 - one week wait for new audios / access to archived audios
$2.99 - Instant access to new audios / access to archived audios
$4.99 - Workshop your requested audio ideas / Instant access to new audios / access to archived audios
You can still share your personal requests in the workshop thread, I am just not allowed to make personal versions of the audios anymore.
May will be the final month for PAs
I wanted to let you all know this as soon as I found out in case you wanted to make tier changes in June.
Thank you all for your continued support and encouragement. I know following an erotic author can be a bit of an adventure as we sail the stormy seas of what is and isn't allowed on various platforms.
You've been so kind and kept me afloat and wind in my sails.
I am so grateful to all of you.
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Comments
well that’s a bummer, but that’s life. Still feel I’m gonna get my money’s worth at the tier I’m at. It’s clear you work hard and care about all of us. So here’s to a great time ahead.
Bird
2019-05-20 17:49:07 +0000 UTCYou're so cute reading off your notes about the Netflix show. Don't worry, I wasn't offended that you didn't speak about the curling episode. Have you ever considered making your rambles available in the form of a podcast? They're great for relaxing or going to sleep.
2019-05-12 19:03:13 +0000 UTCThanks for the Ramble, dude, I listened in the car on my way to work. Bummer about the PA's but everything happens for a reason and maybe this is what you need right now with your family commitments, to free up a little time for you. There have been so many fantastic suggestions in the workshops that would make awesome audios that can help a lot of people. That alone makes sticking around SO worth it 😊
2019-05-07 15:52:59 +0000 UTC*Comes flying in horizontally and tackles Doc to the ground* GROUP HUG!!! 💕
2019-05-07 15:40:01 +0000 UTCWell put, Vally!! Agreed! Much respect for being there for your folks at this stage in their lives. It's just been a year the end of March since my Dad passed, & now, Mom needs me more. It's a tough transition being cared for by your parents to having to care for them & not everyone is able to do so, takes a special character to be able to do so.
2019-05-07 09:33:09 +0000 UTCWell that is a big shit sandwich about the PAs! Of course I had been hoping to get one someday...oh well. We have to obey the rules if we want to play the game huh? No worries though G-Spot I will always be your ride or die Iowa girl.
2019-05-07 04:40:50 +0000 UTCMan, I must say I missed your rambles. I guess that means I missed your silly self too, and that laugh.😉 🤗 Dude, I very much enjoy your sense of humor. You never fail to make me laugh. Irish pirates. 😆 The plate of ketchup though, 🤢 made me gag a little. It is hard seeing your "larger than life" parents turn old and frail. I'm starting to see it with my pops, first a pacemaker and most recently neck surgery. Thankfully, he's still as onery as ever. 😆 It's a lot though, and I can tell you're doing your best, which is all we can ever do. Don't forget to take time to recharge your battery from time to time too.
Chelie
2019-05-06 01:26:45 +0000 UTCYou’ve got a lot on your plate right now and I’m happy to support you through all of it. This is such a special place and we know you give your all for us. Not going anywhere. ❤️
2019-05-05 00:24:27 +0000 UTCAudios aside, this place is essentially a giant, sexy cornucopia of friendship. And friends stick together and support each other through both good times and bad 🤓🤝<br><br>(<b>Note:</b> If we were all physically in the same location, this would be the part where we’d bring it in for a Gaelandia group hug 🤗)<br><br><img height="185" src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/45e578af6a1144d9b4376a291c6ddf2a/tumblr_oh1kbmechN1v07qv0o1_500.gif">
2019-05-04 23:49:14 +0000 UTCI haven't had a listen yet. But had a read through. I am still going to support you it doesn't change anything. You're awesome, and I look forward to your audios when you post them. I agree with Valentina , in seeing the positive in this situation. Much love and light to you and wish you all the best <3
CrimsonKisses
2019-05-04 22:19:09 +0000 UTCP.s what happened to Seanie and his music career? I’d so much loved him to collaborate with our Cass. I’ll die if it happens 😍 P.s.s Cass pls dont kill me for my idea ok. We need to talk☠️
2019-05-04 20:48:07 +0000 UTCOki I finally made it listening to ya. I won’t comment on PAs and Patreons new guidelines anymore bc it is how it is. We have to accept it. Period!!!!Honestly I think this is an opportunity for you to enjoy more of your private life you know. See it as a positive thing 😘 I just in general loved you talking to us. Having fun. Telling us your stories and sharing experiences. Also I said this before and I’ll say it again, everytime I hear how you care for your parents especially your Papa I respect you more. ...and last but not least thank you for everything sweet cookie. Do I need to say again I’ll support you no matter what?? Kisses 😘 ♥️
2019-05-04 19:25:38 +0000 UTCOoooh yes! Exactly that, Gael! Well said
Angela R.
2019-05-04 19:24:48 +0000 UTCI’m on my back deck enjoying the warm sun and blissing out over your ramble! You could be talking about raining frogs and I would smile. No matter where the winds blow your platform, I’ll be in that breeze with you, Gael. You bring my life bliss! And I have a blessed life, so that’s saying something. I truly can’t imagine my world without you in it (and not in a level 5 fan girl kind of way, but a in a getting to know someone personally and artistically and blissing out over how much you enjoy them kind of way). I genuinely adore and care about you like I would a good friend. Thank you for all the bliss. I’m glad things are sorting themselves in your world and that you have the opportunity to do right by the ones you love. That is everything. Hugs, kisses and a quick pat on the ass. Love you ! Xoxo
Angela R.
2019-05-04 19:19:34 +0000 UTCWe're not going anywhere, Gael! No matter what. If not for the sex or the craic, then for your terrible jokes and soothing voice. Spending time here in Gaelandia has brought me laughter, comfort, new friends and even some relief from my nightmares. Can't ask for more than that. You've always been a wonderful friend for us. You've listened to our stories, helped us wipe away tears, heal from past trauma, see ourselves from a different perspective and reminded us of our worth when we've let ourselves forget. Through thr best and the worst, you've been here for us. Let us be here for you now. 💚
Grace
2019-05-04 19:14:22 +0000 UTCI only stick with your brother from another mother 😁
2019-05-04 19:08:39 +0000 UTCAnd Glad you are better!
2019-05-04 18:51:33 +0000 UTCIt's a little disappointing about the PAs. I think it was something that I looked forward to...the chance to have one. But I have been on the G train for a while. Probably have to be pushed off 😂🤣😂
2019-05-04 18:51:12 +0000 UTCThanks everyone! It means so much that you stick with me through all this madness!😍
2019-05-04 18:48:31 +0000 UTCDon't worry Gael. I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me :-)
2019-05-04 18:39:00 +0000 UTCGlad you're feeling better G! 💖 Too bad about the PA, but hey, things happen! Also, I support you for your enormous talent and because of the quality and variety of your work. :) That's enough for me! Not that I'm not secretly hoping for one last PA. 😂 But that would just be a nice bonus. 🌺 I'll definitely continue sticking around. Hugs to you!
2019-05-04 17:39:10 +0000 UTCDespite the changes, I'm sticking with you, Gael; you're too good at what you do, and you do so much good for us and for others. Enjoyed the ramble! It was nice to hear you just chat for a minute 😊 And I'm glad to hear you're recovering from that nasty bug.
2019-05-04 17:34:07 +0000 UTCHallooo! It's so good to have a lickle ketchup with you! I love hearing you laugh and talk full of energy! It's like everywhere else in life basically, a couple of assholes ruining it for everyone 😒 and even though I do understand Patreon's reasoning, it makes me get all protective cause you are the one who least deserves this! *Stomps up to Patreon headquartes, Kicks down their door "Leave G alone, he's a good guy!"* Anyway, as the others have said, I'm sure you'll take this hurdle and rise even higher than before, and wherever the road leads you, we'll follow. Please never lose your spirit!
2019-05-04 17:32:04 +0000 UTCThis here !!👆👆I wasn't at home earlier when I commented, so it was a quicky one... But Rachael is right, you are so kind and thoughtful towards us G 💚💖 You've made many days better and you'll make many more in the future. *sending warm thoughts for you& your family* 💖
2019-05-04 17:08:13 +0000 UTCThat’s a disappointment. People take advantage of the system, so everyone gets punished. I’m glad Patreon is doing something about it though. Tumblr took way too long to address the same issues.
2019-05-04 16:24:12 +0000 UTCPA or not, I will keep supporting you no matter what. You've worked hard to bring joy to everyone and I want to support you in any way I can. It's very unfortunate that Patreon has to make this decision, but it's completely understandable.
2019-05-04 16:22:07 +0000 UTCYou're stuck with us, fella. No getting around that one. Changes bring about change and if your previous ideas are any indication I'm sure what you decide is gonna be great! Keep yourself and your family well! Much love 🌺
2019-05-04 16:02:26 +0000 UTCI will continue to stay in the workshop tier, I joined the lower tier and then joined the workshop tier, never with any thought that I would ever get a pa but because I really wanted to support you because the impact of finding your audios has made on my life has been immense. I found your audios at time when I had given up, it had just been one thing after another and being blamed for things that weren't my fault for so long had just been too much. But your audios made me realise that I can't be held responsible for other peoples inability to deal with their feelings of guilt. And that I am worthy of so much more than what I had been made to feel that I was worth. There are no words that can express just what an impact you have had on some if not all of our lives, you have created a not only a place where we get access to amazing audios but also a community that is like no other anywhere, you are an amazingly kind and generous human being and this world needs more people like you!! 💖💖💖💖
Rachael
2019-05-04 16:01:13 +0000 UTCMorning love, May the 4th be with you! Kinda bummed about the PA, but I'm still along for the ride with you❤❤ still have ideas that I would love to get to you. Happy Saturday❤❤🍀
2019-05-04 15:53:10 +0000 UTCGood morning G! Thanks for continuing with the Patreon and I guess all good things must come to end and to be honest, I didn’t join just for the PAs I want to support you and listen to all the sexy audios and romantic and uplifting audios you did on YouTube for the reliability of it all so at least the erotic part is still here. Thanks for the update and story time, it was very enjoyable as always. 😘😘
Stephanie
2019-05-04 15:46:39 +0000 UTCYou still have your chance. Drop your idea in the thread... Good luck
2019-05-04 15:00:36 +0000 UTCSo disappointed about the personal audios! Been a patron for a while and never got one, and now I’ve missed my chance :(
2019-05-04 14:57:23 +0000 UTCI have the feeling we didn’t talk for ages like. Angie is right. I missed you too♥️
2019-05-04 14:54:08 +0000 UTCYour commitment is commendable! I do hope your family are doing well too. Changes are understandable and we’ll still support you whether it’s a personal or public audio. All audios are there to be enjoyed. There’s always going to be bumps in the road but that’s just life. The elimination of Personal Audios really won’t be missed; although it was a bonus of the tier our ideas are still being taken on board by you and hopefully made public, either way we still get our naughty fantasies 😏 I’ve said it time and time again; your hard work and dedication to this this platform is incredible and doesn’t go unnoticed. You are always there for us and produce some amazing audios too, for each and very emotion and event in our lives even when your have minor setbacks of your own. You are amazing Mr G ! We’ll always be here because you’re one of, if not, the best ❤️ ~ L 💜
2019-05-04 13:51:22 +0000 UTCWow I love the kiss you give by the end 😘 And I’ll miss the PA tier, what a shame that they are not allowed anymore 😔
2019-05-04 13:46:23 +0000 UTCMay there always be wind in your sails and a fair sea before you, a chara. You'll always have a safe harbor and a cheerful crew in us! I am sorry that Patreon is frustrating one of your aims, though. You've often said that it's important to you to record for as many people as possible, and for one of your major platforms to cut off an avenue that you've used so brilliantly to that end must initially be disappointing. Knowing your track record, though, this policy change will end up as just a minor bump in the road, if not a challenge & inspiration to innovate. You're not the type to stagnate, and you have awesome ideas, and you've shown us over and over again how much you care about the community that's grown here. When the time is right, you'll unveil some new experiment or other, and Gaelandia will level up (again), and most people won't even miss PAs. Sure we've weathered changes in the wind here before, and found the lands they brought us to even fairer than the ones we'd thought we were seeking, nach bhfuil? (Sorry about the flowery language -- I've been in some serious NRE w/Manannán since Imbolc, and your "wind in my sails" comment got me right in the feels.) Anyway. TL;DR = You're stuck with us, bai! We're here for you, kid!
Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)
2019-05-04 13:22:52 +0000 UTCHappy Saturday Gael! Change is inevitable, so we adapt and continue to celebrate your success! It’s quite generous and gracious of you to include us in your creative process moving forward. I’m most grateful to you for all the joy and emotional support you have provided me through your extraordinary audio library. Not making any changes on my end-you have my loyalty and support 💯! Keeping you and your family in my prayers❤️ PS-always love recommendations and will check it out! I found a real gem of a movie on Amazon Video, free with a Prime account. A Man Called Ove🤗
Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)
2019-05-04 13:10:12 +0000 UTCGosh, I missed ya ❤
2019-05-04 13:01:19 +0000 UTCHere for the long haul,G!❤So for me it has never been about the PAs. It's always been about your amazing talent and your range. But even talent and range are hollow if it's without heart and we all know that you have an enormous ❤heart. It translates into your work and makes us all love you more every day. Patreon is lucky to have such talent as you and I would love to see you on your own platform one day so you dont have to deal with this nonsense all the time. Be proud of what you have created because you, sir are amazing. Sure there may be some that leave because of this change but I know it would never cross the minds of most all your lovelies here. Seanie makes us laugh, Sugar G makes us feel comforted, supported and loved. And Alpha G ? Um, hello ultimate female sexual liberation.😳 I mean Im a real grown woman and he's shown me a thing or two. Didnt know that was possible. I thought I knew all there was. Nope.😆You are sublime and just know you are very loved and so supported. I'm going to stop gushing now. Hugs and kisses. 😘❤💗❤💗💋❤💗
2019-05-04 12:50:28 +0000 UTCHugs and dick🤣 Girl you got me good. 😹
2019-05-04 12:22:32 +0000 UTCMay the fourth be with you, G!😄😙❤ Thanks for the Netflix recommendation, I'll have to check it out! I'm happy to hear you're over your flu, and I hope that your Dad is doing well!💕 What a bummer about Patreon's rule change, and just when we were all getting the hang of a new format that was enabling you to maximize your output to show us all your appreciation, too. Hmph. Oh well, we can still have fun reading everyone's ideas when the new month rolls in, and enjoy the fact that we can still have the opportunity to have our idea made, even if it can't be a PA for much longer. You know I love the heck out of you, and Patreon being a wet blanket to our wholesome activities here can't change that. You do so much good for the world, and I'm so very grateful for you.❤ I believe they're overstepping their bounds to say that they're going to be policing your entire online presence, however, even though in your case, there is nothing untoward for them to find. I feel like this is one of the many reasons that Patreon is long overdue to have a big competitor to keep them on their toes, though. That's just my fifty cents worth.😉😂 It's great to hear you sounding so well. Big hugs and kisses. Xoxo😙😙❤❤
2019-05-04 12:17:52 +0000 UTCYou can count on my continued support ❤
2019-05-04 12:15:34 +0000 UTCWhile it is a shame that Patreon is changing their guidelines regarding PAs, I am sticking with you...it is the absolute least I can do to show my appreciation for all of the wonderful positive energy you have transmitted to me in my life 😊 I will continue to support you in your beautiful work, & offer nothing but positive energy right back to you! The PAs were a nice thought while they lasted- but as long as we can all still enjoy your lovely, creative mind...I am happy with that! Lots of love to you during this trying time in your life. Keep your head up ☺ We are here ❤❤❤
Ingrid D
2019-05-04 12:06:13 +0000 UTCAh I think Patreon ate my comment! I’m gutted that Patreon has changed their guidelines but thank you so much for your hard work over the years making PA’s for us on top of everything else you’re doing! You’re an amazing man with a heart of gold and I hope you never forget that ❤️
2019-05-04 12:05:38 +0000 UTC"I'm small but my willy is the size of a hammer." I wouldn't mind some leprechaun porn. I'm honestly all here for it 😆🍀 No worries, love. We will support you through every turbulence. You give so much positivity, life and premium banter out to the universe. You are so loved and appreciated and of course we are going to support and protect such a precious and cute arrangement of atoms like you 💗💕💘💓 I hope your family is doing well and i'm sending you guys all my love!! 💖💖💖
2019-05-04 12:04:04 +0000 UTCG you reach so many people in positive ways and are admired and supported because of your integrity, kindness, amazing content, talent, lovely personality, and you always strive to put out the best work you can. It's why you are the best out there. The PAs were just an extra treat. Even if you can't do those anymore, you'll always have support! 💜🍀 PS: Also, Jesus but that Leprechaun erotica would be good for some craic, him with his willy hammer! 🤣🤣🤣
2019-05-04 11:57:33 +0000 UTCTop of the morn to you, my friend!! Yes it's me sunny lol don't worry about a thing,we are always here to support and love you, this is just a small detour in the road of life. I am going to be honest , I was never in that tier, but had thought about it from time to time. It was such a nice extra to show people you cared about their support. I love ya you Leprechaun you and will continue to support. Until God forbid I ho bankrupt. Lol. Have a great weekend everyone.
2019-05-04 11:57:32 +0000 UTCAh that’s a bit of an embuggerance if ever there was one fella. 😖 But the lovelies leave no man behind! Even the langer Indiana G! XDDDD We’ll still be here for the craic. Happy Saturday G. Hugs and dick ♥️
2019-05-04 11:46:13 +0000 UTCI'm not going anywhere. I'm supporting you to support you and the amazing work you do here. Although sad Patreon needs to do this to protect themselves, because of a few bad apples, it still doesn't change what you do here for us. If we can still offer ideas to spark creativity for you and have those ideas turn into amazing audios for all, we still win. I hope things don't change for you here and you are able to create the content you want and do your thing as we move forward. You are worth every penny. You give so much of yourself in every audio this little hiccup does not change a thing for me. I hope you are feeling better and resting and hope your family is doing well too. ❤❤
2019-05-04 11:44:04 +0000 UTCAww Gael, this sucks, but we are with you no matter what. You are positive as well as sexy...I’ve never heard any erotic audio artist who resonated with so many people in healthy, affirming ways. Your Lovelies adore you, you’re a sensual pocket friend in our ear. We know you’ll continue to offer great content. Hang in there, G. Hugs and dick. 😉
Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)
2019-05-04 11:32:51 +0000 UTC