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Christmas Cooking (Ramble)

Let's chat while I cook up what I like eating for Christmas. Recipes below!

Dinner!

Gravy:
One tablespoon of olive Oil
One chopped onion
500ml of vegetable (Oul) Stock
4 Tablespoons of nutritional yeast
4 tablespoons of tamari (Soy Sauce)
2 teaspoons of Garlic powder (4 cloves)
Pinch of Black pepper
3 tablespoons of cornflour
(Mushrooms opt)

Instructions:

Heat olive oil in pan and lightly fry the onion

Mix the nutritional yeast into the stock. Add the soy sauce, the garlic powder and the black pepper.

Add the stock mix to the onions
use a sieve to add the the cornflour
add more oil to thicken as needed

Simmer for 10-15 mins. Pour the gravy through the sieve and serve!


Chicken Pie (Main course)

2 Potatoes
just roll filo pastry sheets
One carrot
Mushy peas
garden peas
mushrooms
tender stem broccoli
Vegan Quorn chicken slices (Or chicken depending on preference)
plant based butter (Or butter)
Plant based milk (Or milk)
All season spice


Peel your spuds like a ravenous Irish person. Chop them but be careful of your pinkies! Bring to boil. Cook until soft, add butter, milk, salt and black pepper and mash into little fluffy Irish clouds.

Wash your carrot well. Scrape the shskin if preferred. Bathe in a couple of tablespoons of olive oil, add the All season spice and roast! Ach Bรญ cรบramach! (Be careful) Keep your eye on the lickle fella, you don't want a burned snowman's nose for dinner!

Put the Mac mushy peas in a pot and bring to boil, simmer for 20 mins (ish)

Put the tender, oh so tender stem broccoli in a pot and bring to boil. Cook until soft, soft and tender awwwww!

Add the quorn pieces to the gravy mix, let it simmer.
Add the garden peas, if you have peas in your garden!

Lightly glaze a Pyrex dish with oil and add on a sheet of pastry, pour in the gravy mix when the vegan pieces are cooked.
Cover the dish with another sheet of Paddy's pastry. Glaze with margarine (Or an egg if you eat eggs) to brown.  Make those mad leafy things to place on top, Make 4 for extra luck!

Serve all of the mess to make it not look like a dog's dinner, and Bon Appetit!



Christmas Cooking (Ramble)

Comments

Put a wooden spoon on the top of your pan like balanced over the pan and your pan won't boil over

I love your rambles. They are like hanging out with a good friend, listening to their stories and sharing laughs. I often find myself responding out load because that's how authentic they are. ๐Ÿค— My best friend passed away on Christmas day, when I was 18. So the holidays can be really hard some years and others years they are great. I definitely want to listen to the other ramble you mentioned. Thank you again, for all that you are and all that you do. ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’›

I was supposed to listen to this while making them gifts, but I got a bit stressed with them and couldn't consentrate to anything else the same time ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… This was so lovely, like sitting there in your kitchen and listening to your stories โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ Def will try this soonish ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ Don't worry the audio came out great ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ‘Œ Like I said in twitter, you're a gift for every day of the year, giving a smile when most needed โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅHope you're having a relaxing weekend ๐Ÿค—

Canโ€™t believe I was late on this gem! The recipes look amazing I definitely think Iโ€™ll have to try it out!

I totally adore this man! Such a pleasure to us when you share a lickle bit of a backstory you had when you were young. The story about your niece had me dyin! Goodness gracious! ๐Ÿคฃ So much swag in there ๐Ÿ˜Žโ™ฅ๏ธ Indeed thereโ€™s a lot of banging sounds that I need to turn down my volume was like โ€˜Alright we cookin in here, calm down calm down. Be gentle with themโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜… Your laugh and your cute lil noises you made when youโ€™re doing something warms me heart, also letโ€™s not forget about the recipe, instructions and the pictures you share! Thank you for all of those Gaelie, I mean like every little thing you do for us. You truly are a Gem, that I finally found after years and years of searching. Cheers also to the unexpected friendship that I made here! It was clearly the best! Merry Christmas again luv! Please be happy always! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜โ™ฅ๏ธโœจ

Iโ€™d be happy to have that for my dinner! #comfieyums ๐Ÿ˜‹ So, since you mention it, I think youโ€™re brilliant at weaving neuroscience + eastern philosophy + your creativity together. I didnโ€™t expect my dip into erotica to lead to someone who really knows how to do this well. I use your audios to interrupt my stress response. Your kind, caring words said with compassion and understanding have brought me stability and calm. That kind of change is powerful, and itโ€™s why youโ€™d be an incredible counselor if youโ€™re still interested in going down that path. Kids with tough upbringings would need it. Weโ€™ve all benefited from it. Thank you for bringing your light into this world. Love to you and your family - may you all keep safe and well ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜

You're the sweetest ๐Ÿ˜ญ

This is therapy

I listened to half of it wrapping gifts, I'll keep the other half for later. It's always such a pleasure to listen to your rambles! Also thank you for the recipes! It looks really delicious! I hope you enjoy your festive meal and that your Christmas will be lovely and relaxing despite these crazy times.! ๐Ÿค—

"Put the tender, oh so tender stem broccoli in a pot and bring to boil. Cook until soft, soft and tender awwwww!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜† Saving this for later! your rambles are so much fun to listen to! Plus, they help me improve my English listening comprehension. It has improved a lot since I started listening to you, your energy and good cheer is infectious and helps me keep motivated to learn the language. โค Feliz Navidad to you and all the lovelies in advance... hope you all have a happy and safe one๐Ÿ’ฅโค๐Ÿ‘

Loved this ramble! The food looks delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹ Thanks for sharing the recipes! And again, thank you so much for everything you've done, Gael. Merry Christmas, and many hugs ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’–

Dude, you can cook for me anytime, that looks delicious! ...except for the mushy peas ๐Ÿ˜… Yโ€™all straight up call them โ€œmushyโ€ for goodnessโ€™ sake, whatโ€™s a girl supposed to do with that? (The Sorted guys havenโ€™t sold me on that that one either, and two of them are professional chefs.) A fun and friendly time, like all your rambles, and thereโ€™s just something very happy about being one of the โ€˜ladsโ€™ and sitting in on your stories. Iโ€™m really sorry to hear about your momโ€™s health problems, that stuff just sucks to deal with. Gaelforce has really helped me get through the last, awful months. I hope Guy-behind-Gael and his family have a really good, peaceful and healthful and joyful holiday, and I hope all the lads and lovelies do too. โค๏ธ

Another Other Jen

Ah, dear friend, it is always a pleasure to sit and "chat" with you. Thank you for the great stories, recipes, and advice. This ramble brought me great joy and peace in a season of many feels (not all of them good ones). Big love to you and your family this holiday season and in the year to come. Thanks for making this year bearable, precious one. ๐Ÿ’ฅโค๐Ÿค—๐ŸŒฒ

Just looked up judo ... Neat how there are different ways to defend yourself. I love tho how martial arts are all about respect and having control over yourself. Judo looks pretty tough and getting close and taking em down... Yikes. Submission eh... nobody is fookin with you.... Wow... Super cool.

Awww the pic made me a lil emosh. You used a charger plate! Very nice. I'd happily choke down peas for you any day (oh how I hate them so) Merry Christmas to you, the sweetest Irishman I know ๐Ÿ˜˜โค.

Catherine

Happy birthday Leanne โค๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Gonna wrap some presents, takin you with me. interesting mic talk, ooooo. Permission to travel.. wow. Prayers to your motherโค๏ธ. She sounds like a hoot. Hope she feels happiness. I love my friends so much, chosen family. Stevie sounds like an amazing inspiration.โ˜บ๏ธ Cooks and enjoys children... ๐Ÿ’—. I am so sorry about your friend. obviously he is with you to still have those memories. Gifts are nice, but getting caught up in the materialism makes me sick. It's the spirit of hope I try to focus on. Good spirits and what is important. How enlightened you were from a young age, that is wonderful you can be still. Just be still. Wow.. meditate ..yasss. I really want to try kickboxing or something that is just a full body workout. Like I want to leave the gym and worked out everything in one session. I hate cow milk, poor lactating cows. I don't drink it. Almond a nd coconut are so much better.. ...dude thank you so much for that trip. ๐Ÿ’ž

Oh no, I hope your mommy is ok. Please angels be with her.

Yum the food looking good but please be careful with the knife please donโ€™t cut your fingers

So today I was so tired at the end of work and asked some Lovelies for a "hug" and a "good job" and in minutes I had support literally from all over the world. Such a gift I have never had in my life. This is what happens in this place that you have fostered. And now instead of being tired and tense I'm listening again and wrapping presents. All wonderful things to you, G!

๐Ÿ˜Y E S !!! ๐Ÿ˜ Saving this for later. Merry Christmas baby!

Betsy โ™

You keep the root on the onion

i love rambles, theyโ€™re so comforting. merry christmas <3

G, the way you ended this, talking about us looking out for each other, was beautiful. I canโ€™t even begin to put into words how much I love this community, my squad, my sisters, my Twitter fam, everyone. Weโ€™re all here because we found you when we needed you, and we also found community in each other. We found a group of women who will love us and pick us up when weโ€™re down, listen to us when we need to cry, hear us out when working through a problem. Weโ€™ve kept each other sane through global insanity. This is the greatest gift you have given each of us, our friends. We would never have found each other were it not for you. We are all better for having found you. Nollaig Shona, G. ๐ŸŽ„โ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป

What you said in the YT chat was so beautiful about loving ourselves as much as you love us. โ™ฅ๏ธ Thank you for always being in there to love us, my friend! My Twitter handle is @geekmama24 ๐Ÿ˜˜

Thank you for letting us into your world for a bit and for the delicious looking recipes! Merry Christmas everyone!โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿ€

And Gigi wins AGAIN!!! Anyway, what a delightful ramble for our Christmas treat!!! Merry Christmas Gael and all the Lovlies!!! You are all sweet, precious angels that make the world a better place!! Much love from me to you and a BETTER new Year for sure!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Kathy Mc

G, thank you for the gift of your company, letting us into your kitchen and spending an hour with us as we get into the pre-festive mood. Wishing you and your loved ones a Merry Little Christmas. ๐Ÿฅณ

Wow. That looks delicious.

Charlotte Manasco

That was really really nice and thanks for the recipes โœŒ๏ธ

I so love your rambles, thank you so much, enjoy your Christmas, you and this awesome place helped make this one better than I had any hope of it ever being. Enjoy your food, have a nice sleepy food coma and relax my friend

Wow it looks so delicious, you sprung the gourmet swag on us, the leaf decoration on top and everything ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผand the way you wrote out the recipe awww ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅฐ Itโ€™s such a good skill to have, being able to cook, good on ya! Loool the stories about Stevie, heโ€™s really got some boldness to go with an Eastenders storyline! ๐Ÿคฃ And your bro with the mushy peas! It reminds me of when I was a kid, I was always a picky eater and my parents wonโ€™t let me live it down. They made salmon every week and I would take a bite and then spit it out in a napkin secretly and throw it away. They eventually caught me and I got in so much trouble bc it was expensive ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ And aww your niece!! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’– She sounds like a wise old soul that appreciates a good sandwich. And deepest condolences for your friend that you lost. Itโ€™s bittersweet having those memories to look back on fondly but always wondering what could have been. I need to look more into Buddhism, but lately Iโ€™ve been interested in Stoicism which has some parallels! And Jungโ€™s work is so interesting as well! Youโ€™re really fascinating to listen to bc of your eclectic interests and obvious passion for them! Please never stop doing rambles! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe G! Thank you so much for everything this year!! ๐Ÿค—โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฅฐ

Do you wear an apron while cooking? Just curious to know and also for visualizing reasons ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

i like listening to u just talk, and hearing u cook is also very nice. the breathing does help for sure. glad u talked about the thought thing because i also think like that, in stories or whatever.

Your recipe notes are making me laugh!๐Ÿ˜‚โค Sounds delicious, looks delicious๐Ÿ˜, you're delicious... Wait, what? Hahaha!๐Ÿ˜… The fancy little leaves on top, beautiful presentation! If you put a tiny bit of oil, no more than a teaspoon or so, in the pot when you're boiling potatoes, uncovered, it'll prevent overboiling. Your niece sounds like a delight, and OMG that car story, lol! I had a couple of ladies try to pull my car door handles thinking it was their car, and if I wasn't so good at keeping the door locked while I'm in a parking lot and otherwise distracted, I probably would have screamed.๐Ÿ˜‚ We laughed about it instead, after I was done being startled. This was a real pleasure to listen to. I smiled and laughed and aww-ed so many times. Rest assured, this audio came out well. Thank you for the fun & interesting stories around the kitchen. Big hugs!๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜šโคโค

My Grandpa fell into the Christmas tree one year as well. Must be an Irish tradition ๐Ÿ˜‚

This was just the besht fun to listen to on Christmas Eve morning. It's 7am now here in Melbourne on Thursday, I've got a big day ahead. We're not doing anything huge for Christmas this year but I still have food to prepare. So I made a cuppa and spent the hour writing lists while you cooked ๐Ÿ˜Š Not a bad way to spend it at all! The pie sure does look great - I'm not normally into savoury pies but that looks and sounds delicious and something I would try. Last night my daughter asked if I would make pie for Christmas, though she wants apple pie - I haven't made one in years and have never made one that worked out well so that'll be a nice little challenge for me today. I'll post a pic if it works out. Thankyou for the very comforting and amusing ramble and sharing the stories! I was almost in tears laughing about the story with your niece, and I can definitely relate! Have a great day and take care everyone ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

I also love chatting it up with friends while they or I'm cooking/baking. It's the best. I love this.

I heard someone say putting a matchstick between your teeth when cutting onions keeps you from crying but it damn sure didnโ€™t work for me. ๐Ÿ˜‚ This was so much fun - I laughed, I got a few hunger pangs, I watched some thoughts go by, and even did some baby breathinโ€™. What a ride. Mine would be more of the dog food aesthetic but Iโ€™m sure itโ€™d taste pretty good if I could figure out how to eat with my eyes closed. Better keep them open though. Thanks for the recipe as well - even more laughs. Love getting bantz (and carbs) for Christmas. ๐ŸŽ โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ„

I can say Quorn is VERY convincing especially the chicken nuggets. Very juicy and flavourful!

Loved this and hearing your stories. Iโ€™ll have to give the recipe a go when Iโ€™m cooking for myself. Vegan chicken would be a hard sell to my farming, meat loving family. It looks delicious though! ๐Ÿ˜‹

You know, I've heard of that hack but, have yet to try it. ๐Ÿค”

Calypso

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This was so much fun to listen to. Love hearing you talk. Merry Christmas!

This was awesome! Thanks G! Next time you boil potatoes place a wooden spoon across the top of the pot. It will prevent them from boiling over. ๐Ÿ˜‰

So much fun sitting in the kitchen when someoneโ€™s cooking โ€” itโ€™s one of my favourite parts of cooking & baking ๐Ÿ˜„โค๏ธโค๏ธ

Goggles! Your friend is a genius. Imma use my swim goggles next time I have to chop onions. ๐Ÿฅฝ๐Ÿคฃ I have not cooked with quorn but I really enjoy tempeh; maybe itโ€™s me but I feel like it takes on the flavor of the dish better than tofu. (But I do switch it up with tofu and โ€œchiknโ€ patties from Aldi.

Food glorious food! Yummy ๐Ÿ˜‹ Iโ€™ll be listening to this in a minute while I prep and get a few things ready for tomorrowโ€™s Christmas lunch so that Iโ€™m not run off my feet tomorrow!

I have to come back and say I wheezing laughing out loud at the story with your niece ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Soba just glared at me cos I shook the bed laughing (but at least it wasn't an earthquake like 2 days ago ๐Ÿ˜…) I'm so sorry about your best friend though, it's never easy to lose the people closest to us. I miss my dad and grandma this time of year too ๐Ÿฅบ His memory lives on cos you shared it with all of us, and thank you for sharing ๐Ÿค—

An hour ramble!! Thatโ€™s a gift in itself ๐Ÿ˜Š

You're such a sweetie. Just reading this sweet gesture and sharing the pictures. I am crying... I cried a few tears.๐Ÿ’— Just a sweet emotional release.

โ€œPeel your spuds like a ravenous Irish person.โ€ Good sir, your sense of humor is just the absolute besht. โ™ฅ๏ธ

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Very nice of you to share, and good job with the pastry design ๐Ÿ‘ My 7 has asked for vegan dinner tonight so I might give this a whirl ๐Ÿฅง Today has been a rough day so far, so this ramble has arrived none too soon. Thank u mayor ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Yes ! I adored your other cooking ramble with the vegan sausage and mash. Thanks for the recipe too, Iโ€™ll definitely be trying it out (always on the hunt for new vegan recipes) And posted on my birthday ๐Ÿ˜‰ lucky gal ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’œ

What... no dessert ?? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹ only kidding. Looks and sounds amazing. HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Also, reading through the recipe and can't stop laughing ๐Ÿ˜† Yay for pictures too, it looks absolutely delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹ Merry Christmas, G! ๐Ÿค—

Yay!! I canโ€™t wait to listen and try the recipe. Thanks so much for typing it out ๐Ÿฅฐ

I love the fact that there's recipes!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I'll be attending the finnish vegan challenge again next month! Yummy recipes will be coming in e-mails ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

Aww I can not wait to listen to this!!! Love when you ramble ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ And a recipe too ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— So sweet ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Ahhh thank you so much for this one!! So excited to listen to it asap ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

Yaaayyyyy!! A cooking ramble! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ™ฅโ™ฅ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ Will listen while knitting last christmas gifts ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

I love all your rambles but the cooking ones are the best! ๐Ÿ˜ It's so long too! (that's what she said ๐Ÿ˜†)

*takes notes* this sounds delicious. Also yes Quorn! The superior fake meat!

Jaye (or Gigi)

Yaaaay! A cooking ramble! I'm excited! ๐Ÿ’š The "Stevie" lack of punchline story brought tears to my eyes. I haven't laughed that hard in so long. I may or may not have snorted ๐Ÿคญ I can empathize with you sooo much. LOL. This recipe sounds delicious! Thank you for sharing! And thank you for asking, Neighbor ๐Ÿ’›

Calypso

Yaaaaaassssss Love it when you talk while cooking!!!! Almost an hour long of a ramble! Yaaass yasss yaaahhhaaaassss *super excited* + recipes!!!!!! That's a bonus ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ + pics , you finally posted pics ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค looks so delicioso๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ yummmm ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


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