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Let's Get Kibbe With It - Audio Only

The girlies get to the bottom of an age-old question: what type of woman are you? Normal or ugly? Through an exploration of aesthetic categorization trends, they interrogate the history of categorizing our bodies, choosing our colors, and finding new ways to hate ourselves. They also discuss their on-the-ground experiences at a color analysis studio and Kibbe typing themselves at home. Digressions include a dismal recap of The Debate That Makes You Old and decoding some listener’s dreams.

This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Eliza Mclamb and edited by Allison Hagan. Research assistance from Penelope Spurr. 

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SOURCES:

A Color Notation

A Dive into Chinese Colors

American’s Can’t Escape Long-Disproven Body Stereotypes

An Interview with Regina Lee Blaszczyk

Are You a ‘Spring’ or a ‘Winter’? It Could Cost You $500 to Find Out.

Aristotle and Alexander of Aphrodisias on Colour

Color and Consumption

Color and Psychological Functioning

Color Me a Season

Color Symbolism Represented in Buddhist Traditions

Embodying Normalcy: Anthropometry and the Long Arm of William H. Sheldon's Somatotyping Project

Empedocles

First Impressions of Personality Traits from Body Shapes

Goethe on the Psychology of Color and Emotion

How this retro beauty theory became the latest TikTok craze

How to choose the right snacks for your body type

Perkins Mauve: Ancestor of the Organic Chemical Industry

Roger and Me

The Color Revolution 

The Colors That Suit You Are Set for Life — & Here’s How I Found Mine

The David Kibbe Story

The Great Ivy League Nude Posture Photo Scandal

The Industrial Design Reader

The Kibbe Body Type Test

The Laws of Contrast of Color

The Natural History

The Search for One’s True Colors

Theories Of Vision And Color Perception Of Empedocles

What’s Your Body Type?

What’s Your Kibbe Type?

Comments

i’m late to this episode but eliza i have a recurring dream about you! i’m walking through a dark club that slowly turns into a red dimly lit cabaret lounge, you’re sitting at the centre of a round booth surrounded by people having a kii and i storm up, slam my hands on the table, and say “eliza, we have so much to talk about.” and that’s where the dream ends every time. eliza we have so much to talk about

g

I accidentally inverted the colors on my phone for 4 months and can’t figure out how to reverse it so my screen time went down to 1 hr and 30 minutes a day or less

Sinai and Friends

Every time you said kibbe I was thinking about Lebanese food bahaha

Bridget Bullard

+10000 pls do this i also just moved cross country

Dynasti deGouville

GYPSY ROSE IS EXPECTING HER FIRST CHILD IN JANUARY 🗣️ THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Dynasti deGouville

there’s also a colour analysis subreddit where people who are interested in the topic will give their suggestions if you’re unsure!

Nancy

+1 <33

Nancy

sunsets!!! (are hot pink 💋)

Anna Guyton

Oh my god just NEED to say… I work at a jewelry store in nyc and Susan is a longtime client and she brings customers to find jewelry for them… so much to say… but I will say Susan and Kibbe are always dressed to the NINES in matching color outfits, truly showstopping

Milena

PLEASE HELP If anyone knows how to do the fake ai song covers I NEEED to hear a version of girl so confusing featuring trump and biden lmk

Sophie

Its in like the last 10 min

Wren Morris

There was so much turbulence on the plane your voices literally soothed me to sleep.

Luteal Swan

please watch this reel😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7HWOXnrJnX/?igsh=MWp4aW5td2p0aXE5eA==

lucy

re: neon colors in nature - reptiles, insects (butterflies, beetles), many a plant could be considered neon green…or hot pink, etc etc etc. Many such cases

Olive

Bro I just bought Tickets to the Show in New York and The Website Only told me after that its 21+ Also, i’m from Germany and im visiting my Uncle so I can see the show… and as a european its honestly crazy to me that I cannot see my favorite podcast hosts altough im 20 😭

Jojo and her Parasites

My bestie is currently in a cursed situationship with someone named Wolfgang so I’m going to make her listen to this episode

Charlie Wright

Did you guys not end up Kibbe typing yourselves or did I miss that part?

K8

Not me rushing into my boyfriend’s room to tell him Ruth curry is no longer a godly wife

Alyssa Keown

THE WAY I WAS JUST THINKING THIS AKSSJSJDJJD

Sam Haimowitz

is it true he didn’t know who jt was? and is the world tour quote true

Kaitlyn OLeary

Real ones know that Eliza’s aura is orange because they lurv Salt Circle

Olivia Leemon

listening to this w my cat named kibby 💯 she and her very romantic figure approves

Eden Larkin

if anyone wants to do their colors for FREE !!! go to colorwise.me and upload a pic, then search your season palette on pinterest 🫶💛🫡

Caleigh Harris

I think i may have procured a way to save the gorls $900 🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♀️ Im an art director and stay color paletting and the episode gave me this idea - what if i put my silly little face into Adobe Capture and fucked around? Well i found out- i put 1 color on my hair, forehead, my designer bags under my eye, lips, and eyeball. THEN i used that palette to explore all the other harmony palettes and did it for my friends. This was ground breaking af and free. I’m about to write in about bc I’m so curious if this is the same vibes the colorist sent in 👀👀👀 i can’t imagine it being much different it gives all the different types of palettes i learned in color theory. MUCH TO CONSIDER!!

maria

off topic but I would LOVE a chatty episode about Eliza’s move to NY and Julia’s last year!! I’m moving to new york from california in the fall and I know a lot of other people are doing cross-country moves too! Would love to hear about y’alls tips for moving and getting set up in your new place 🥰

Sydney Sullivan

Made the mistake of visiting the Kibbe typing site… what in the

Hilary

Elizas comments about Charli xcx are ageist??????

lizzy

my gf and i got our couple aura read (christmas gift) and our aura was very purple/blue which apparently stays for playfulness, dreaminess, and calm. just sharing ❤️

Kara

Fiddle about in your pumpum has me cackling lmfao

Kirsten Drehobl

I went to college with the little ginger who arrested Justin Timberlake 😍 Great day to be a hawk

Camille Fredette

asked irl oomfs whether they would rather be a snail being milked for mucin or an oyster having people fiddle about in your pumpum for pearls 🫶🏽

Sumaiya Fazal

envy is green because shakespeare anthropomorphised envy as ‘the green eyed monster’ in othello!

Kalina Hagen

i’m so glad you guys talked about somatotyping i considered sending you an email like a year ago about it 😭

Tess Knoll

My walks will be superb now

Emma Schuster

Thank you for the audio version!!

Emma Schuster

Ayyyyyyy the the new stu 💞 so glad i renewed my sub

betty

obsessed w the snail tangent this episode

ashley


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