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Birthday Shoutouts for Our VIPs!

Added 2025-05-04 18:42:14 +0000 UTC

Hey party people!

If you're one of our amazing paid Patreon members (aka the VIP section of the internet), we want to give you a proper birthday shoutout when your special day rolls around—because cake tastes better when you're celebrated publicly.

If you're comfortable, drop your birthday in the comments (you don’t need the year if you don’t want to share that bit) or shoot us a message so we can add you to our top-secret birthday list. Don’t worry, we won't spam you—just good vibes and maaaaybe a terrible singing voice once a year.

Not a paid member yet? No worries—you'll still get to witness the birthday love we throw around like confetti.

Thanks for the support, y’all—it means the world! ❤️🫶🏻