Kali Can't Find Her Guests

Series: RWBY

Characters: Kali

Contains: Weight gain

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Kali hummed as she bobbed about the kitchen. She waddled to and fro, stirring bubbling pots, pulling fresh bread from the oven, flipping sizzling meats, and mixing and tossing roasted veggies in fresh seasonings. 

Each step caused a thud to sound and her body to jiggle. It was natural given that Kali was an obese woman. Though, obese seemed to undersell her state. Kali was about as round as a ball with fat packed in immense quantity across her frame. 

In front of her was a broad, rolling belly that curled over her waist and sagged until it nearly rested atop her feet. It was round, heavy, and jiggled with every move. It stretched her robes, but she somehow kept the sea of tanned blubber tucked away. 

Above her swell of belly fat were rounded breasts. They were as large as her head, but that included the extra fat that clung to her cheeks and hung from her chin. So, in reality, her breasts were larger than melons and even some pumpkins. 

That hardly seemed big when the arms that flanked them were ludicrously thick. Kali had literal mounds of fat atop her shoulders. That gradually melded with bulbous upper arms that were thick all around. Sleeves were stuffed with sagging and bulging fat alike. Her forearms might have been thinner but the margin was hardly noticeable.

Kali’s sides were stacked with rolls that fan from her underarms to her hips. That was where Kali was her widest. Her hips stretched and rolled outward to a distance greater than her height. Fabric hugged her so tightly here than every curve and roll was cast in perfect detail. These curves and rolls continued to her thighs which were wider than barrels. Just one leg was too thick to slip through a single doorway. The act would simply be impossible. Her thighs were so fat that they rolled over her knees before her shins even had a chance to start. Those shins and calves were so thick that they were like smaller spheres tucked beneath her thighs and above meaty cankles. 

Finally, there was an asset that lived up to her namesake…or at least a nickname that followed the women of her family. Kali’s butt was utterly tremendous. It reached out just as far as her belly did, two tremendous cheeks that bounced and jiggled even when she stood still. Any modicum of force would set the boulders of flesh into motion. She could be standing, sitting, or lying down and her rump would find a reason to shake. Currently, it bounces as she tapped her foot in thought. 

“Hmm, where is everyone? Lunch will be ready any minute now.” Kali murmured. She moved finished food to the side, turned some burners off and others to simmer. She had to go find her houseguests.

Kali waddled out of the kitchen. Her hips brushed the sides of the nearly triple-wide door. “Lunch is almost ready! It’ll probably be done by the time you all get seated!” She called to no response. She pursed her lips and waddled a few more steps. The only sound she heard was the distant bubbling of pots and the thumps of her footfalls. 

Kali poked her head into the sitting room. The TV was off and no one was there. This was where her guests spent most of their casual time. “Odd…” Kali squinted and looked through every corner. There was nothing for her guests to hide behind. Though, Kali didn’t know WHY her guests would hide…also there was nothing large enough to hide behind. 

Still, Kali waddled through the room and did a full turn. Her hips bounced and swayed as she did, but she paid them no mind. There wasn’t a soul in the room aside from her. She shrugged, shoulder fat squishing cheek fat, and waddled to the next room. 

Every hallway Kali entered was empty. Still, she traversed them with hips that nearly touched both walls at once. She poked her head through doors to find empty rooms. Now things were feeling strange. Where were her guests? How could they possibly hide when they were just as big as her. 

“Did they go out and not tell me?” Kali thought as she continued her search. “No, not in this heat.” She continued and glanced out a window. Just a glance confirmed it was a sweltering day. Kali already wore a coat of sweat from waddling around indoors. If her guests had gone outside, then she would quickly notice mounds of sweat-soaked fat. “What foolish guests they would be…”

Kali eventually came to a flight of stairs and sighed. “If they hid up there, then they’re just being mean.” She mumbled and grabbed a handrail. It instantly shrieked as she rested a minuscule portion of her weight on it. Kali was too fat to see the steps beneath her feet, but her belly acted as a guide of where they started. 

It took full body effort to ascend the steps, but Kali started the process. She felt muscles in her back strain as she tried to lift her belly. That burn spread to her legs as she had to lift one fully off the floor instead of letting it slide like she usually did. “Oh, I am going to give them all an earful for making me do this!” She huffed and panted as she slowly made it up three stairs. She already felt sweat accumulate more heavily across her frame. There was no way for her to see them, but she knew she would have to wash sweat stains out of her robes. 

“Oof…how did…they even…guh…get up here?” Kali groaned and tried to brace her off hand on her knee. That was impossible as her belly was in the way, and her arms were too stubby to reach over it. Her heart thumped rapidly in her chest, but the muscle held up. Kali would simply need to sit down soon lest she flop to the floor. “I wonder…if it’s practically…to get an…escalator.” Kali mused, a mistake that caused her to lose her already strained breath. 

Eventually, Kali reached the top of the stairs. She had to focus on catching her breath for a few minutes, but thankfully there were less places to search. “I think…I’ll have to join my guests for lunch after all this.” Kali fanned her face with one puffy hand. This caused her arm fat to bounce against the side of her chest. Thus her entire body erupted in jiggles that flung sweat droplets all around. “Usually I get my little snacks as I cook, but this was quite a workout!” 

THUMP!

Kali’s ears shot up, and her eyes locked on one door. A smile spread across her plump face. “Oh my, oh my, oh my~” She started to waddle toward the door. It lead into a sizable room, one that should fit all of her guests. It was likely the only other place in the house they would all fit. 

And it just so happened this room had only one entrance. Kali’s body would be just enough to block it. “They did their best, but they couldn’t hide for long~” She cooed and reached for the door knob. Of course, Kali had to lean forward to reach the knob over her bulky belly, but it was worth it. She made sure to turn it agonizingly slowly. Her guests had put her through the trouble of finding them, so she wanted to make them sweat as much as her. 

The door croaked as it opened, frantic whispers erupted on the other side. There was nowhere to hide~

“Lunch is ready!” Kali exclaimed and threw the door wide open!

THE END

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