Batman vs Superman FFC
Added 2017-10-19 23:42:21 +0000 UTCHey everyone!
As promised, here's the next episode of Fictional Fight Commentary, featuring your favorite alien demigod and adult cosplay karate detective. Once again, we found some things happening in this fight we didn't notice before, and hopefully that comes across in the comedy. Enjoy!
Comments
Why not do the Burly Brawl from the 2nd Matrix? It's such a ridiculous fight a FFC would be perfect.
2017-11-06 06:15:27 +0000 UTCOh how I envy you...
Erin V
2017-10-24 18:36:55 +0000 UTCAnother great FFC, even though I never saw the film. After seeing this, I definitely won't ever watch it!
2017-10-20 15:26:06 +0000 UTC(pst: they know.)
Christopher O'Brien
2017-10-20 12:53:46 +0000 UTCGlorious, epic FIGHT! Hail Martha!
2017-10-20 08:17:01 +0000 UTCHey Zak, let me explain (WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD): Martha is the name of Superman's alter-ego Clark Kent's mother. Martha was also the name of Batman's alter-ego Bruce Wayne's mother before she was tragically shot in the face point blank slowly and deliberately. So you see Batman has severe PTSD that Superman was able to trigger to plunge Batman into a Major Depressive state and thus syphon away both his will to continue the bout, and his will to live. Kryptonite has no effect on one's powers of douchebaggery.
2017-10-20 06:07:20 +0000 UTCNice one!
2017-10-20 05:30:27 +0000 UTCOh man the kryptonite jokes. So good
2017-10-20 05:05:26 +0000 UTCOh my god you guys. I think you should do Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David from They Live. It's probably one of the most classic fights that has ever graced the silver screen.
AaronBurrSir
2017-10-20 03:58:40 +0000 UTCDing Ding
2017-10-20 03:33:22 +0000 UTCSomehow the estates of Bob Kane and Siegel and Schuster are going to get a piece of this action.
Bill Scurry
2017-10-20 03:18:12 +0000 UTCWHY ARE THERE SO MANY RADIATORS!!!!
Arlen McCann
2017-10-20 03:01:07 +0000 UTC"To punch and get punched" lololol
Scott B.
2017-10-20 01:46:29 +0000 UTCWe went with Batman's height. Not Affleck's. Don't be that guy
Auralnauts
2017-10-20 01:40:31 +0000 UTCI'd love to see the fight commentary on Rick Deckard vs. Roy Batty. It's an older bout, but still hotly debated to this day. Was it Man vs. Replicant as originally billed or was it actually a closeted skin job going toe-to-toe with a genetically-engineered hospice patient? Without your keen analysis, we may never know the truth...
2017-10-20 01:37:04 +0000 UTCIsn't Affleck 6'4?
2017-10-20 00:53:13 +0000 UTC"...flesh and blood, just like you and me" "Speak for yourself, Zak"
2017-10-20 00:27:36 +0000 UTCThe real winner was Wonder Woman after this movie destroyed all expectations for DC
Hereticked
2017-10-20 00:07:30 +0000 UTC
