A pirate ship rocking gently on the sea. Nami and Carrot have snuck aboard to “borrow” some treasure but they're caught off-guard.
Nami: "Carrot?! What the hell are you doing down there?!"
Carrot (mischievous grin, chin resting on Nami’s thigh): "Hiding! Your legs are warm, and the view’s not bad either~"
Nami (blushing and furious): "This is not a burrow, you pervy bunny!"
Two pirates peek around, freeze mid-step.
Pirate #1: "Uh… boy, I think we just caught ‘em in the middle of… strategy?"
Pirate #2: "If that’s strategy, sign me up for training duty."
Carrot (tilting her head from between Nami’s legs): "Depends… how good are you with your swords~?"