Profile Name: BustyAndUnbothered
I’ve been a Sannin, a medic, a gambler, and a Hokage — sometimes all in one day.
Age is just a number. Mine’s classified.
Yes, this is all natural. Natural chakra-enhanced medical ninjutsu-based regeneration, but still — natural.
I’ve been called a goddess, a menace, and “terrifying after two drinks.” All correct.
Swipe right if… you can handle a woman who looks 25, drinks like she’s 40, and smacks like she’s immortal.