Be sure to have watched the video as this post will contain spoilers!
First up, we're gonna talk about Nerd³ as a company. Since it started back in 1933 or whenever it had two main goals.
1. To stop the taxman yelling at me.
2. To give people I care about a job.
That was it. That was the plan, and for the past 156 years it's worked a treat. I've put in minimal effort into the company part of my company because, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about money, I care about making things.
My solution to all problems is to make things. YouTube rev low? Let's change things up! Let's stream! Let's make things! Now though, that plan has stopped working. Since March I've been running Nerd³ at a loss. £21,000 in six months to be specific. (We have a nice pile of savings though so while bad this is survivable for now.) Making things has stopped working and we now need to run the business as a business. The problem is that I'm just not the guy to do that.
Matt is. Since he started in 1965, Matt has constantly pestered me to run the company better. The trouble is that when people say stuff like that to me all I hear is white noise and start to wonder why they're not talking about making things. Last week I decided to promote matt to basically run everything so I don't have to. From now on I'm going to be the lunatic making stuff and anyone who uses words like " gross income" will go through Matt. He's in charge of the company now.
There's a few reasons I didn't do this sooner. One is that when Matt joined, he was only 11 years old. Second is that I am a control freak and must be in charge, even of stuff I don't want to be in charge of. Third, and most importantly, is that I hadn't checked the company accounts for over half a year. I try, but at the end of the day, I'm TERRIBLE at this.
That's the end of the company update. From now on things that I don't make by myself should be out faster. Maybe. I don't know. I don't have to anymore. I'M FREE.
Now, onto the best video I've ever made. Honestly, this is my favourite thing I've ever made.
There are a few games that I'm endlessly pestered to play that I have no interest in, Destiny and Overwatch being the main culprits, so I wondered how to play one of them without actually playing it. An idea came to me while watching through South Park a few weeks back. Cartman was doing commentary on everyone's lives and a at one point started commentating on other people's commentary. That gave me the idea, what if I start the video up as normal, then interrupt it with a different audio track? That would be a fun way to play the game but still leave fans unsatisfied. Perfect!
I played around with loads of ideas (One I was particularly fond of was just random fart noises) but eventually settled on (after watching a DVD commentary and going "Oh yeah, it should be that") the idea of a DVD commentary pretending the video was a real film or TV series. Perfectly stupid for this new channel setup.
Let's talk editing. The PS4 stuff at the start is all real up until the point where the DVD is selected. When I hit the DVD the "Turn on HDCP" error message comes up so I had to change all of that out. Even the little playstation loading icons are edited in.
The silly copyright stuff (I know the commentary one has a spelling mistake god dammit) and logos worked well. I was quite nervous about all the gaps of nothing a DVD loading has so everything's a little accelerated to get through it without people thinking their internet is on the fritz. I did leave the languages one up a tad too long on purpose though. I wanted people to try and click it. Hehehe...
All the DVD menus are edited, even the little pauses and animation resets in between menus are my handiwork. It's just photoshop files and a few assets having a dance. This bit took longer than the rest of the episode combined so I hope it looks convincing!
Then the episodes starts. Behind the commentary is an actually, full and proper Plays video. That bit wasn't faked, I literally made a video to talk over. The DVD commentary was ad libbed in one take. There were a few bits edited here and there for timing purposes etc but it's pretty much as we recorded it. I loved working with Wheezy and Ashens! Wheezy's surrealism mixed with Ashen's precision made for some great comedy. The thing I edited out the most was me laughing.
Then the video ends and we all get to go on with our lives. Did I mention there's an easter egg? It's a good one. You'll all find it soon enough.
Sorry that this post was particularly messy but I've got a lot to get done today so this whole post is first draft stuff. Normally I'd of edited this down into two, maybe three lines tops. Ah well.
Hope you liked the video and VIVA MATT.
- Dan
PS. Next week... I attempt to fly around the world.
David N
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