Fluboy
Added 2023-12-16 06:58:41 +0000 UTCHave you been feeling unusually peckish--nay, ravenous? Looking at your friends in a new light? Noticing you're a lot thinner than you were yesterday? Feeling you might blow away in the wind? You, my friend, may be experiencing a case of the Fluboy!
Once he finds a suitable host, he gleefully multiplies, continuing to eat away at your volume... or nutrients... or whatever you've got in there, able to reduce a sufferer to a flat silhouette in less than half an hour in severe cases. This leaves two options for treatment:
1. Starve him out! You'll suffer days of agonizing hunger pangs and may end up thin enough to be see-through, but certain diets can reverse caloric deflation within a week's time, and you'll be able to count on fitting into all of your clothes afterwards (even if they are a bit roomy).
2. Eat him to death! Enjoy your favorite foods for as long as the Fluboy lasts, never gaining an ounce... until your microscopic guests all burst at once from overfeeding, releasing their stored-up nutrients back into your body. Doctors typically prescribe a gym membership for patients who choose this option.
